Fake Suggestions

xDivianaDRx

I decided we need more posts in here, so here is a fake topic.

 

If I could put it in, I'd make it so there were money trees everywhere, we could fly, and um..

All the NPC's should be naked.

Arremus

Ooooh and marshmallows.. somewhere.. everywhere!!

And.. and.. no one uses clocks cos time is circumstantial!

... 'n stuff

HJ-Royce

And the rain will be Sam Adams.... and it always rains.

xDivianaDRx

And of course the flowers will be able to hold liquid from the rain..

Arremus

and kittens.. and bunnies!!!

xDivianaDRx

And don't forget Mr. Ed

 

(talking horses)

Shroom_Mage

Bored much?

Arremus

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Originally posted by Shroom_Mage

Bored much?

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What've you got against bunnies!!?
*protects the bunnies*

HJ-Royce

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Originally posted by Arremus



Originally posted by Shroom_Mage

Bored much?

What've you got against bunnies!!?
*protects the bunnies*

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They taste like chicken.

Shroom_Mage

[double-post]

Shroom_Mage

The most cruel and foul-tempered rodents with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Jenuviel

I suggest that Hero's Journey cast aside the cliche "kill or be killed" version of PvP that's so commonly associated with MMOGs. Instead, they should implement a system I call "Hostile Makeovers." This would make use of the extensive HJ character creation tools by allowing one player to take their opponent by surprise and alter their physical characteristics. For example, they could leave xxXLoRdDeAtHXxx sporting a cute blonde bob, pink lipliner, and a belly ring. Conversely, they could leave SexyKitten with a handlebar moustache, unibrow, and spare tire. Furthermore, outfits could be changed with the same technique. Perhaps xxXLoRdDeAtHXxx would be left wearing a sequined pink tutu emblazoned with "I Grind On Gearknights!" and SexyKitten could be outfitted with a pair of work boots and a horizontally-striped one-piece bathing suit labelled "I'm Like a Character That's Stuck in Creation: No Class!"

(Depending on the success of this idea, "Hostile Makeover" may be optioned as a reality show on the TLC network.)

bjornieus

?

xDivianaDRx

Also, there should be no currency, everything is free.

Arremus

Including the bunnies?? Yay!!

Kuzzle

   You should be able to clean stuff. Like, you get a sponge, some water, some soap, and a bucket and then start cleaning up the camp site that used to belong to the gnolls before you killed them and got their stuff all covered with blood. Maybe you could get hygeine points for how clean your character is. Like, say, if you don't wash regularly the monsters with a good sense of smell will detect you more easily. You will be able to cover yourself in mud, but that won't make you smell. Your smell be on a different meter, determined by how much physical work you've done and by your "Percperation" stat.

   You'll have a home with a fish tank in it. You put the fish you catch(You can fish in my version.) in it and breed them to come up with special fish that like you.

   Also, you'll be able to get a hat that features a goldfish bowl strapped to your head. You'll be able to put fish you breed in it, and use them for underwater missions. Like, you want to scout out an area and there's a stream in there, so you just put your fish in the water and go up there(as the Fish.) to check it out. Or if there were a switch in a pipe that leads to the sewer from a moat, your little buddy could help you. Or you could breed things like turtles, frogs, mice, or bugs that you could summon out of the hat(They're grow bigger, or you could use them for scouting as well.) and have them fight with you. I mean, you could send these little dudes under rocks and stuff, or have them search rat holes for valuable items that a rat stole.

xDivianaDRx

The FIRST thing I thought of when I started reading "you get a sponge, some water, some soap, and a bucket and then start cleaning...." I thought

ALTAR!

yeah, so anyway. The whole fish thing really reminds me of my sister. She likes fish so much she refuses to eat it anymore (and she's 19 freaking years old!) and gets mad whenever we eat fish, because I LIKE fish it tastes GOOD. What a little weirdo.

Kuzzle

   To be honest, I think real life fish are kind of gross. I don't usually eat them(I'll have a piece of smoked salmon every now and then.), but that's just because I don't think they taste very good. Also, they gross me out.

xDivianaDRx

Oh fish is absolutely delicious. Lately we've been eating a lot of tilapia, but I really like salmon too..

There are goals for my boy and I to eventually get a boat and live out on the ocean, but it will probably take us a good 20 years or so to save up enough money to get a decent sized boat. (I'm glad I'm a good cook too because otherwise we'd get sick of all the fish!) He used to work for a fishing boat, but he hurt his back

 

Mom always said fish is brain food, and really it does have a LOT of amino acids and vitamins that are good for your brain.. (we wouldn't be where we are today if the cavewomen didn't go collect shellfish and fish)... (and I say cavewomen because on Discovery they said the men would have been busy doing other things. Like hunting game.)

 

I guess I've always liked weird food though, I was always a huge fan of brussel sprouts and broccoli and pretty much any vegetable except lima beans or water chestnuts.. eww. Alligator is really yummy, and I'm a HUGE fan of deer meat.. I like almost all meat, except freaking bologna. It's even spelled stupid.

 

 

okay I AM DONE.

Kuzzle

   I live on the coast in Alaska. We get salmon and halibut. That's about it. Halibut sucks... Oh, and when I was little I loved lima beans and water chestnuts...

   Anyway, I love boats. I don't think I've ever had any kind of fish while I was in the lower 48. I've never eaten a reptile... I mean, I don't live where they do, so the opportunity hasn't come up. Also, moose and caribou are pretty good, so long as I don't think about what I'm eating. Then again, I guess most meat is like that...

   I know this is off topic, I was just wrapping it up.

xDivianaDRx

I WAS BORN TO BE OFF TOPIC!!!!!!!!

 

yeah I'm bored.

Shroom_Mage

Hmm... yes, I can tell.