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DO NOT shave your ass hairs!
LordMagnus
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omg... can we get a warning?
That's a very... descriptive... story.
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"Io rido, e rider mio non passa dentro;
Io ardo, e l'arsion mia non par di fore."
-Machiavelli
Thats really... funny. Thats a quite peculiar read, and it gets even more interesting when you read it while having dinner
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Tested- EQ, RYL, Freeworld
oh man that sh*t was funny as hell I couldn't stop laughing
If it ain't broke, don't fix it...
I were seriusly considering shaving my ass hair off... bless God I didn't! Phew!
lol Great article, I guess maybe he should have trimmed it maybe instead of cutting it all off.
Oh man! thats hilarious... hahaha
that was disguisting and i really shouldnt be viewing that at work.....
it wasnt funny period
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.
Does facial hair and hair on your head provide benefits to your face?
you should also add... DO NOT WAX your ass hairs
Not that Id know why....
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"Far away across the field, the tolling of the iron bell, calls the faithful to their knees. To hear the softly spoken magic spell" Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon
Can you say..OUCH?
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979
anyone who isnt payed(porn and stuff like that) shouldnt post about their ass on the internet.........
its just disguisting im wishing i never hit that link.
the only people who could have gotten away with this are jimmy kimmel and adam corolla.
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.
I cried in laughter threw every paragragh of that post.
Thank you SO much for scarring me for life.
-In memory of Laura "Taera" Genender. Passed away on Aug/13/08-
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lol, that was great! i haven't laughed that hard in weeks!
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What's this? Mr. "I live in the hood and hang out with cracked out people and collect guns" is on a high horse today? It wasn't that offensive, at least not enough to get your panties in a bundle...
Me, I thought it was hilarious, especially this part:
Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
LOL! HE SAID LINGERING LOAF!!!!!!
Uuuuuh. Wow.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Ahhh...so descriptive. My dad was lecturing me about something while I was reading it so it was kind of awkward to be laughing so hard while he was talking.
Eyebrows can direct sweat away from your eyes, though not sure how much is to do with the hair and how much is to do with the brow ridge. Hair on the top of your head prevents heat loss.
Beard hair might prevent a little heat loss, at some point in our species past it might have been denser, also it may have something to do with display of sexual or physical maturity to the opposite sex.
Species that have invested energy into some kind of physical sexual display mechanism often use it as a measuring stick as to the health of the displaying creature. So in some birds the colourful chest feathers are quite susceptible to damage from parasites or the scratching of parasite bites, thus a female can quickly see if the male has lice by the quality of its display.
So if you have a beard, it might be an idea keep it in good condition.
Cool thanks. Whenever I shave my mustache, I'd usually get a chap lip. Now I haven't shaved for months yet it isn't very dense. Haven't cut my hair for months either and it's still hasn't grown beyond the base of my neck.
ah well, funny read, brought a tear to my eye.
and as a note, any guy whos worried about this, dont be. Its not real, shaving your ass doesnt cause those problems.... not that I do it or anything...
after 6 or so years, I had to change it a little...
ROFL! That was great, I too, laughed the entire way through the story. I do feel bad for the guy though lol. By the way, did anyone else read the comments? Some of them are just as funny as the story. Thanks for posting, this is a classic! I'm glad I have other people to learn lessons for me.
Just another gamer...
Hey this just hit me, I don't remember having any ass hair when I was like in like kindergarden and I don't remember having any of these kinda problems in kindergarden.