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pwned this noob! IRL

fulmanfufulmanfu Member Posts: 1,523
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So this is a real life story.

First off i had a good friend in high school and after, and we started playing WoW together. But we grew apart in RL when i had to boot him from our guild because he didnt play enough. he played maybe 20 hours a week and we were a elite guild and he coudlnt hang with us 60+ hour guys shooting for rank14 and all the raiding.


so this noob gets mad at me irl and we grow apart and arent really friends now.

anyway to the point, im down at the local 7-11 getting some mt. dew and i see this chick from high schoool. i know she had a huge crush on me back then, iw as pretty cool football team, homecoming court all that. admit i am not alot fatter and paler, this was 8 years ago ..but this chick was like..oh hi, i dont really have time to talk sorry i got to go.

whatever..but then...to my amazement..

she's outside talking to my ex-friend. ya so what, he goes to the gym and has a job and isnt getting so out of shape like me...so i sit in my car and shes talking to him for like HALF AN HOUR

thought she had to go? wtf..


im sooo mad so what i do is pull my moms minivan up to them, wind dwon the window and scream Hey b1tch , hope you know that noob is still wearing half greens and im all epiced out baby!
and i sqeeeeeelll tire out of the parking lot..


no doubt she regretting what she did after that muahaha

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  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239


    Originally posted by fulmanfu

    So this is a real life story.
    First off i had a good friend in high school and after, and we started playing WoW together. But we grew apart in RL when i had to boot him from our guild because he didnt play enough. he played maybe 20 hours a week and we were a elite guild and he coudlnt hang with us 60+ hour guys shooting for rank14 and all the raiding.

    so this noob gets mad at me irl and we grow apart and arent really friends now.
    anyway to the point, im down at the local 7-11 getting some mt. dew and i see this chick from high schoool. i know she had a huge crush on me back then, iw as pretty cool football team, homecoming court all that. admit i am not alot fatter and paler, this was 8 years ago ..but this chick was like..oh hi, i dont really have time to talk sorry i got to go.
    whatever..but then...to my amazement..
    she's outside talking to my ex-friend. ya so what, he goes to the gym and has a job and isnt getting so out of shape like me...so i sit in my car and shes talking to him for like HALF AN HOUR
    thought she had to go? wtf..

    im sooo mad so what i do is pull my moms minivan up to them, wind dwon the window and scream Hey b1tch , hope you know that noob is still wearing half greens and im all epiced out baby!
    and i sqeeeeeelll tire out of the parking lot..

    no doubt she regretting what she did after that muahaha


    so your friend who isnt playing WoW 60 plus hours a week is fit, im assuming doesnt drive his mother mini van, and doesn't scream something about epic grear to hot chicks.....

    so how is the loser in this situation.......

    please explain

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  • sidebustersidebuster Member UncommonPosts: 1,712
    The story is obviously made up. He is eather making fun of gamers, or he is making fun WITH gamers (being one himself).
  • methane47methane47 Member UncommonPosts: 3,694

    Originally posted by fulmanfu
    Hey b1tch , hope you know that noob is still wearing half greens and im all epiced out baby!

    ..........huh??....

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  • fulmanfufulmanfu Member Posts: 1,523

    Originally posted by Vergeltung
    so your friend who isnt playing WoW 60 plus hours a week is fit, im assuming doesnt drive his mother mini van, and doesn't scream something about epic grear to hot chicks.....
    so how is the loser in this situation.......
    please explain


    are you serious? man i can get her on queue to get pvp rank alot easier than that noob ever could,dont think she plays though im gonna try to call her later tonight and see if she wants to come watch me click stuff

  • VayleVayle Member Posts: 127


    Originally posted by fulmanfu

    So this is a real life story.
    First off i had a good friend in high school and after, and we started playing WoW together. But we grew apart in RL when i had to boot him from our guild because he didnt play enough. he played maybe 20 hours a week and we were a elite guild and he coudlnt hang with us 60+ hour guys shooting for rank14 and all the raiding.

    so this noob gets mad at me irl and we grow apart and arent really friends now.
    anyway to the point, im down at the local 7-11 getting some mt. dew and i see this chick from high schoool. i know she had a huge crush on me back then, iw as pretty cool football team, homecoming court all that. admit i am not alot fatter and paler, this was 8 years ago ..but this chick was like..oh hi, i dont really have time to talk sorry i got to go.
    whatever..but then...to my amazement..
    she's outside talking to my ex-friend. ya so what, he goes to the gym and has a job and isnt getting so out of shape like me...so i sit in my car and shes talking to him for like HALF AN HOUR
    thought she had to go? wtf..

    im sooo mad so what i do is pull my moms minivan up to them, wind dwon the window and scream Hey b1tch , hope you know that noob is still wearing half greens and im all epiced out baby!
    and i sqeeeeeelll tire out of the parking lot..

    no doubt she regretting what she did after that muahaha

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Before I start, thanks for sharing this story.image I got a nice laugh.

    Are you sure he was the loser in this situation? This guy is a busy man "in real life". He works out, goes to work, He got the girl, and you got a lvl 60+ (guess?) character in World of Warcraft, and went out of shape, so you had to dis him like that? I bet they are thinking "what an a** that guy is".

    Yo man if I were to kick a friend out of a guild because he wasn't playing much I wouldn't do it unless our guild ran out of room. I'm sure he would have understood if you told the guy. Not only that if you were still friends with him, you could have gotten some GAME.

    I suggest you apologize to the guy. That is what I would do.

     



    Originally posted by fulmanfu
    are you serious? man i can get her on queue to get pvp rank alot easier than that noob ever could,dont think she plays though im gonna try to call her later tonight and see if she wants to come watch me click stuff

     

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  • ajaxxajaxx Member Posts: 476

    Heh, I thought it was pretty funny::::28::

  • fulmanfufulmanfu Member Posts: 1,523

    lmao ok well at least one or two realized the obvious.

    just playing but the reason its even funny is its so true in some ways

    see here

    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X

    Yo man if I were to kick a friend out of a guild because he wasn't playing much I wouldn't do it unless our guild ran out of room.

    now rik i like your posts and everyting but you would kick a rl friend for more hardcore players lol?

    this is hilarious . i dont care if he plays 2 hours a week, not good..


    anyway i was just having fun , and fyi i did not play football i played field hockey..

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Well you do have a point there...

    That is a Good Side / Dark Side kind of choice there.

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  • ElapsedElapsed Member UncommonPosts: 2,329

    Hilarious story! Good job. I do love a good satire.

  • noname12345noname12345 Member Posts: 2,267

    ROFL!!! I like the mini van squeeling out too! Story of the month.

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718
    Yeah that's the part that got me laughing

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  • ElapsedElapsed Member UncommonPosts: 2,329

    Riki your new sig is super ugly and annoying. Go back to the one with your pal on it.

  • digitydarkmandigitydarkman Member Posts: 2,194

    when i saw "pwned this noob! IRL" and "moms minivan" i couldnt help but laugh at the poster for how stupid that story was

    i cant however laugh at the 60+ hours a week because i used to be in the same boat

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