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Man Calls Upon God to Save Him From Lions at Zoo...

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  • natzonatzo Member Posts: 70

    LOL it was fonny it got me

  • MW2KMW2K Member UncommonPosts: 1,036

    If you have a browse of Kiev's zoo website, the lions were probably grateful for the food opportunity.
    Kiev Zoo

  • methane47methane47 Member UncommonPosts: 3,694


    Originally posted by Razorback

    And I have it on good authority that this wont work because Evolution is BS!


    No it's not You religious bumpkin

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  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031

    If you believe this crap you are an idiot.

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • GarmanGarman Member Posts: 69
    God: "My human vs. your tiger"
    Satan: "Deal"
    God: *Rolls 3*
    Satan: *Rolls 6*
    Satan: "PK PK"



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  • Chron005Chron005 Member UncommonPosts: 9
    Deleted, I was prolly starting to ramble off topic.
  • seabass2003seabass2003 Member Posts: 4,144



    Originally posted by Garman
    God: "My human vs. your tiger"
    Satan: "Deal"
    God: *Rolls 3*
    Satan: *Rolls 6*
    Satan: "PK PK"



    The game of life


    HAHA! Now that is funny!!!!!!!!!!

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  • AdrealAdreal Member Posts: 2,087

    Well, I'm back from a prolonged period of RL.  Just was DLing some info on Beowulf and Anglo-Saxon society.

    http://www.homestead.com/englishheathenism/introduction.html

    Dang good site as far as I'm concerned. Was just time-consuming to get past the 'protection of the boar'.

    This is the proof god doesn't exist..... Either that or he was taking a cofee break by that time.


    Let's say this: Ok. If you were born from two parents and aren't some sort of clone or the like then in the next minute or two you'll believe in half-cow-half-pixie beings that live in your armpit (I guess there's an element of norse myth in there somewhere). You'll believe in them in the next minute or two just as if you had spoken with them face-to-face and you will kill yourself as a sacrifice for them within the next minute or two.

    Now, is this what you want to do as a sentient being? Hopefully not. And if it's what I want you to do, then are you obligated to do what goes against your nature to prove the truth that may be challenged a minute later by the next half-crazed person that comes along, telling you to prove it or else?

    If this guy had not been mauled by a lion, how many of you atheists out there would believe in a God or the God? Certainly it would have had some effect on you, but I doubt that many of you would have changed your lifestyle or system of beliefs. I could easily say that the lion was well-fed and wasn't in an agressive mood or some such thing. I doubt that God would be obligated to fulfill this guy's wishes and show the truth of the matter through this act when in reality this act could do very little more to prove truth to anyone than God has already done by creating us.

    I think that on this one we have to use our brains - not ouiji boards.

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  • duncan_922duncan_922 Member Posts: 1,670


    Originally posted by Aldaron


    Yah, someone being mauled to death by lions is SOOO funny.
    Get help, you definitely need it more than that guy did.


    Nope...  An idiot died and the worlds collective IQ just went up a bit.  The world's collective gene pool is a little better for it.

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718
    Is this really real? It sounds funny becuase usually news reports give location on where it happend, pictures, etc. This is somthing that I would have seen on CNN before a website.

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  • Dis_OrdurDis_Ordur Member Posts: 1,501


    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X
    Is this really real? It sounds funny becuase usually news reports give location on where it happend, pictures, etc. This is somthing that I would have seen on CNN before a website.

    Reuters, like the Associated Press are news 'whoesalers', they sell the news to places like CNN and etc...  I cannot find one reason why this would be fake...

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  • PhoenixsPhoenixs Member Posts: 2,646


    Originally posted by Dis_Ordur

    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X
    Is this really real? It sounds funny becuase usually news reports give location on where it happend, pictures, etc. This is somthing that I would have seen on CNN before a website.
    Reuters, like the Associated Press are news 'whoesalers', they sell the news to places like CNN and etc...  I cannot find one reason why this would be fake...

    Have to agree with Dis_Ordur here. I have always seen upon Reuters as a very serious and professional "actor" in the news world.
  • qotsaqotsa Member UncommonPosts: 835


    Originally posted by Vexin
    Naw, he was off helping some Major League sports team win a game.  That's about the only thing that interests Him anymore. 

    Now, had he called upon the FSM instead, he might have avoided being on the menu. 



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  • ScorpesScorpes Member Posts: 830


    Originally posted by methane47

    That is the same thing as driving to the Golden Gate bridge. stopping the car.. getting out, walking to the edge, jumping off... and asking mother nature to make you evolve so you can fly....



    Its not even close to the same thing, the bible repeatedly states that miracles happen, sudden spontaneous events unexplainable by any other means except gods intervention.

    Evolution is a process involving millions of years through a process of natural selection.

    The similiarities are what again?

  • lardmouthlardmouth Member Posts: 701

    I don't know, he almost sounds like a a crazy agnostic, if anything.

    "The man shouted 'God will save me, IF he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

  • MadAceMadAce Member Posts: 2,461
    I think it's brave he tested it. Now we don't have to it it anymore.

    I'll cancel my subscription to God-Will-Save-Me-When-I-Fuck-Up-And-Do-Retarted-Things-Weekly .


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