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If you had 1 million dollars!

OldKnightOldKnight Member Posts: 235
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Hey guys I want to know what would you do if you had 1 million dollars and had to spend it on 5 thing's but you had to spend it all in 1 day and all the money you didnt't spend went into a safe for a big fat man.

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  • CalmaeCalmae Member Posts: 115
    If I had a million dollars and if I had to spend it all in one day...

    Toughy...

    Well it'll be london in the morning... post office 1st so i can exchange to pounds sterling, shop my arse off down Oxford Street, lunch time.... McDonalds... buy for the whole street... + replace all the toilet paper with £50 notes. In the afternoon I would go watch some footie, screaming advice at the best sportsmen in the world, have a beer, bribe a fit girl to streek.  In the evening would have to be a night out with the celebs in Spearmint Rhino and buy all the strippers in there for the evening.

    Then ill have about £1000 left over, get a taxi home at 11:30 and tip the driver.....

    Job done :)
     

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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050

    Assuming I had terminal cancer...I'd buy a lethal dose of heroin and a small airplane. I'd then proceed to take the heroin while flying the plane. I'd open a hatch as I was flying and scatter money all over the place. I'd die as some warped folk hero like Jayne from the Firefly series.

    If I didn't have terminal cancer, I'd probably just invest it.

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  • JackcoltJackcolt Member UncommonPosts: 2,170

    Originally posted by modjoe86

    Assuming I had terminal cancer...I'd buy a lethal dose of heroin and a small airplane. I'd then proceed to take the heroin while flying the plane. I'd open a hatch as I was flying and scatter money all over the place. I'd die as some warped folk hero like Jayne from the Firefly series.
    If I didn't have terminal cancer, I'd probably just invest it.
    Haha I remember that episode.


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    buy a small house enough for a good family, buy furniture for that house, get married, buy a good car capable car for me and my wife, donate the rest to the poor.
  • seabass2003seabass2003 Member Posts: 4,144
    can i be the big fat man?

    In America I have bad teeth. If I lived in England my teeth would be perfect.

  • hamburgermanhamburgerman Member Posts: 13
    buy one million tacos for one dollar each.
  • noname12345noname12345 Member Posts: 2,267

    Originally posted by ob1sr
    buy a small house enough for a good family, buy furniture for that house, get married, buy a good car capable car for me and my wife, donate the rest to the poor.
    You buy all that in 1 day!!?? Wow...

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  • skeete12dieskeete12die Member Posts: 16
    buy a bugatti veyron and live in it as a house.
  • RazorbackRazorback Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 5,253
    Pop it in an account @ 10% and kick back on the 100K per year

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  • bhugbhug Member UncommonPosts: 944

    06.06.14

    poof, think 30 to 50% is gone in taxes.

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  • VyavaVyava Member Posts: 893

    Buy one of the row homes on St Germain in Boston and spend my days wanderlusting in the are. Love it there, walk around looking for ethnic foods or street artists/performers and take a subway or train ride home at the end of the day. I hate driving my car so, mass transit is for me.

  • slapme7timesslapme7times Member Posts: 436
    i'd buy a tank  off the army.

    and assault the white house.


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  • FireBallXPFireBallXP Member Posts: 3

    A Pretty Decent House = 200k

    A Pretty Fast Sports Car = 50k

    A Pretty Fancy SUV = 50k

    A Pretty Sexy French Maid  100k

    Stuff To go into the house = 100k ....aka Big screen TVs...Flat panels in every room, extremely maxed out comp. furniture etc

    5 Years of lawn care for that house = 50k

    And a 100k on gift cards at major shopping centers

    100k on prepaid utilities

    50k for people to help me do this all in one day

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  • OldKnightOldKnight Member Posts: 235

    Those are great things to spend your money on except the man who wants to buy a tank and assault the whitehouse I think that I would hire A presedent and someone else to hold you down and let the presedent punch you right inside your mouth because I am very patriotic and I think that america is the best country in the whole world if you dont like it tough, well sorry guys for being harsh the guy who said the statement about the whitehouse has made me very angry.

          When I get my head straight I will tell you what I will do with my money.

                    Sincerly, OldKnight

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  • Wang05Wang05 Member Posts: 37

    Originally posted by OldKnight
    Hey guys I want to know what would you do if you had 1 million dollars and had to spend it on 5 thing's but you had to spend it all in 1 day and all the money you didnt't spend went into a safe for a big fat man.


    I would be that fat man, cause im too lazy to leave my house.

    Obesity for the win!

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  • robbykl1415robbykl1415 Member Posts: 294

    Originally posted by modjoe86

    Assuming I had terminal cancer...I'd buy a lethal dose of heroin and a small airplane. I'd then proceed to take the heroin while flying the plane. I'd open a hatch as I was flying and scatter money all over the place. I'd die as some warped folk hero like Jayne from the Firefly series.
    If I didn't have terminal cancer, I'd probably just invest it.
    I like that heroin idea better

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  • OldKnightOldKnight Member Posts: 235

    Hey guys I have finally figured out what I would do with my money! I would invest about 6% of it in oil wells and live of about 120k per year then I would buy A lifetime supply of gold flakes and bars then buy A machine to melt them and make some golden chairs and other golden furniture it would be so awsome to have A gold room with everthing gold in it but I would want my driveway silver it so I could put ice on it and slide down it in the winter time That is what I would do with 1 million dollars if I had to spend it in 1 day and as for the big fat man well I would give all the other money to him because he might need to get A snickers or somthing lol g2g! see you guys later in outer space!

                             Sincerly, OldKnight

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  • noname12345noname12345 Member Posts: 2,267

    Originally posted by OldKnight

    Those are great things to spend your money on except the man who wants to buy a tank and assault the whitehouse I think that I would hire A presedent and someone else to hold you down and let the presedent punch you right inside your mouth because I am very patriotic and I think that america is the best country in the whole world

    if you dont like it tough,

    Thats what King George III said about His monarchy over us. Did we say "oh well"? No we started the Revolutionary war. Right now America isn't the Republic that the forefathers gave us. Right now its more of a democracy/monarchy deal. Infact if we so much as don't like our government for any reason we have every right to reform (Civil war might be the outcome and plowing tanks through the white house). If we had your "don't like it tough" attitude back in the 1860s we would have the Confederate States of America.
    So just because someone doesn't like the state America is in right now doesn't mean he hates Americans.

     well sorry guys for being harsh the guy who said the statement about the whitehouse has made me very angry.

    You sound like King George III.
          When I get my head straight I will tell you what I will do with my money.

                    Sincerly, OldKnight
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  • OldKnightOldKnight Member Posts: 235

    Hey alexmore I am not talking about like forcing people to do somthing or making A monarch but that guy who said he would assualt the whitehouse went to far And I am sure that most people here agree with me because I believe in supporting the army and our troops over sea's in iraq and iran so if you think their is somthing wrong with protecting your country and loving it then their is somthing wrong with you because I believe that he was being serious about the assualt and I think I will go talk to the mmorpg staff about that and see if that is permitted.

                            Sincerly, OldKnight

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  • noname12345noname12345 Member Posts: 2,267

    Originally posted by OldKnight

    Hey alexmore I am not talking about like forcing people to do somthing or making A monarch but that guy who said he would assualt the whitehouse went to far And I am sure that most people here agree with me because I believe in supporting the army and our troops over sea's in iraq and iran so if you think their is somthing wrong with protecting your country and loving it then their is somthing wrong with you because I believe that he was being serious about the assualt and I think I will go talk to the mmorpg staff about that and see if that is permitted.

                            Sincerly, OldKnight
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    I support the troops too but I don't support what their doing like the war, I also support the thousands of innocent men, woman, and children that are dieing over there (because of claims that never came about...lies) . I don't support illegal wiretapping, banning flag burning, Patriot acts 1&2...and a lot of the things that our government does. Just because someone hates what the government is doing doesn't mean they hate the people in Iraq and Iran. The government has done a good job brainwashing you into thinking that.

    I'm not sure how this war has anything to with a tank and the white house. Anyways because this war is based on many lies I will say this war is doing more harm than good.

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  • OldKnightOldKnight Member Posts: 235

    Is that true people does the government actually brainwash us into believing what they want us to?

                I realy do not know but it has just been brought to my attention I am realy confused I thought the government was on our side the great "usa"

              well please post your oppinions and idea's here I would like to know how you feel about this issue.

                                       Sincerly, OldKnight

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  • DuraheLLDuraheLL Member Posts: 2,951

    A million dollars ... one day ... uhh... whatever comes up into my mind. Buy one huge house, pay it for a lifetime, buy one hell of a car, buy some serious technology to have, computers and so on.

    And hookers! And booze, I think. Then when all the stuff is bought I'd party all night long for the rest of which will be left :>

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  • whistlinjoe2whistlinjoe2 Member Posts: 70
    I tell ya what I'd do.  Two chicks at the same time.  And if I had a million dollars, I could probably make that happen.
  • OldKnightOldKnight Member Posts: 235

    Well in a perverted way that is kinda  cool I guess lol I was kinda thinking on the lines of material things or stock investment but that works too.

             So I like money and coffee do you guys like those too?  Well lol I am getting off subject.

  • GarmanGarman Member Posts: 69
    $1 million...

    I would start a company called Microhard, get sued by Bill Gates and when the whole world is watching the trial I would walk up to Gates and say:
    - Bill Gates sir... those glasses makes you look fat.



    Well spend money

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