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A Sad, Sorrowful Day in the Life of Theodoryk
Theodoryk
Member Posts: 1,453
Today, comrades, is truly a sad and sorrowful day for me. Today is a day of defeat, a day of self questioning, a black day in the Theodoran archives. Today, for the first time since I registered to this site and commited myself to this community, my rating has dropped, from 93, to 92. *sob*
Why, oh why have I been subjected to this cruel fate? Have I not been loyal? Have I not been true? Have I spent too much time on other gaming sites of late? Have I contributed too little? Have I fallen out of favor? I know the ineffable people's forum scrutinises me with its all seeing eye diligently, that the wisdom of They Who Administer is unmeasurable, but have I truly transgressed? In what lies my fault? What have I done to bring such shame upon my house?! Tell me comrades, what must one poor gaming addict do to continue his rise to prominenance? Is this only the beginning of my slow slide into obscurity? Will I be remembered when my stars lose their light? Will I be missed? Oh the shame, oh the anguish!
I am fortune's fool!
"Speaking haygywaygy or some other gibberish with your mum doesn't make you foreign."
-baff
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/throws random objects at Mozis
Screw you man! OK! You were supposed to be my friend! (insert whiny voice here) Nobody understands me...
/breaks down into a pathetic display of sniveling and sobbing
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"Speaking haygywaygy or some other gibberish with your mum doesn't make you foreign."
-baff
"Speaking haygywaygy or some other gibberish with your mum doesn't make you foreign."
-baff
My thoughts exactly. I've been on here off and on for a couple years now, and I've never seen them... I guess I'll go on a search for mine, but if anyone knows where they are, feel free to let me know.
(Edit: Oh, you've gotta hold your mouse over the stars! Never done that before... I've got 95/100.)
Oh, I never noticed that. It doesn't work on Firefox (at least for me).
67/100. Honestly, better than I expected.
"Speaking haygywaygy or some other gibberish with your mum doesn't make you foreign."
-baff
Hey, this account is 70. Guess people like my fruity rainbow text more than my pointless trolling. Awesome.
"Speaking haygywaygy or some other gibberish with your mum doesn't make you foreign."
-baff
100/100.
Well.. I guess I can retire and move to the country now, as it's finally official:
I win at the Internet.
Though it's hardly really suprising, winning at the Internet and all.
I actually prepared a small speech for the day this inevitably happened..
*takes a folded piece of paper out of his pocket*
Yes, well firstly I'd like to thank www.mmorpg.com for making my dreams finally come true. It's been a long road and it takes immense dedication and longevity to win at the Internet, but mmorpg.com have been there, holding me up and supporting me on this vital and often hazardous mission.
Secondly, props out to Razorback for being an Aussie. It's not so well known yet, but you actually win at the Internet by default just by being an Aussie. So props Razor, you're a winning too.
Thirdly, I just want to offer my encouragement to Theodoryk. You can do it man. All it takes is pure focus and dedication and you'll make that last small step to winning at the Internet too. We're here with you man, we're here for you brutha.
Forthly, I have to give a big "Go fuck yourself" to all the redneck pieces of shit who frequent this forum. Yeah you know who you are, all "You'll never win at the Internet. You don't like GWB and you think Condie Rice has a pineapple stuck up her ass, so you're not a true winner". Well again, fuck you and thankyou. Without having you around to abuse, this place would flat out suck.
Fifthly, I really need to pause a second and say thankyou to the Almighty. The One who has been there, looking down on all of us, encouraging us to also win at the Internet, shining His holy light of righteousness, truth and justice upon us all, carrying us with His wisdom on this great march to victory. He is the Saviour, the Light. Of course I speak of the Almighty, the One, Mr John Smedley.
And last but not least, I'd like to thank my parents. Because that's like what everyone says 'n stuff. And cos like without them I'd have never achieved my dream of winning at the Internet because I would never have had the dream to begin with.
So hang in there my brothers and sister, stay focussed and true and you too can win at the Internet like I have done.
"(The) Iraqi people owe the American people a huge debt of gratitude." - George W Bush.
Oh. My. God.
you're a disgrace Theo, how could u possibly ever sink so low!
-virtual tourist
want your game back?
Theodoryk adjusts his bowtie, and stands with the rest of the presently gathered to give wild applause and bask in Arremus's glory. As his spirits are lifted on the wave of the community's mutuality, and a smile spreads across his tearworn face, Britoca's stinging words abruptly bring him crashing back down to reality. Tonight there will be celebration, and drink, and a drowning of sorrows thereof. Tonight, in a drunken stuper, Theodoryk will puke up his sorrows all over Britoca's new tux. Hail to the King, baby.
"Speaking haygywaygy or some other gibberish with your mum doesn't make you foreign."
-baff
Hold up, I've got 100/100 too..........
Does that mean we tie at the internet?
Oh yeah, and Smed is no god, More like the goddamn devil after SWG
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola
Hold up, I've got 100/100 too..........
Does that mean we tie at the internet?
Oh yeah, and Smed is no god, More like the goddamn devil after SWG
Nope, we don't tie. We BOTH win at the Internet!
As for the part about Smed, well erm, yeah, kinda extremely totally absolutely sarcastic there bro
Hmm.. I wonder if anyone sells t-shirts that say "I win at the Internet" on the front and "I have max leveled Life" or something on the back...
*goes to check tshirthell.com*
"(The) Iraqi people owe the American people a huge debt of gratitude." - George W Bush.
Oh. My. God.
Last time i checked i was 100/100. I NEVER GOT A COOKIE! I WANT MY COOKIE!
Hold up, I've got 100/100 too..........
Does that mean we tie at the internet?
Oh yeah, and Smed is no god, More like the goddamn devil after SWG
Nope, we don't tie. We BOTH win at the Internet!
As for the part about Smed, well erm, yeah, kinda extremely totally absolutely sarcastic there bro
Hmm.. I wonder if anyone sells t-shirts that say "I win at the Internet" on the front and "I have max leveled Life" or something on the back...
*goes to check tshirthell.com*
I figured as much, but I just can't joke about Smed Sarcastically anymore.... the bastard if just pure evil.
But good, I'm glad we both win at the internet
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola
Meh, been to 100 back and forth and I never got anything.
Racism against the asian guy . . . .
This siggy is CGI that my cousin made in 4 hours.
go fishing
^^