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ZoodooZoodoo Member Posts: 67
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Why do people paint jesus with blonde hair, blue eyes and a white man when he obviously is a dark jew with curly short hair, dark skin and dark eyes, says so in da BEBAL

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  • NeptusNeptus Member UncommonPosts: 988

    I hate these threads, don't make them again please? It usually ends up with a lot of pages and gets locked because people say my Jesus is better than yours.

    I dunno why, maybe he did have long hair?

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  • ZoodooZoodoo Member Posts: 67

    Originally posted by Neptus
    I hate these threads, don't make them again please? It usually ends up with a lot of pages and gets locked because people say my Jesus is better than yours.
    I dunno why, maybe he did have long hair?

    Just answer the damn question and shut up.

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  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Pretty much just stay on topic and keep cool.

    To answer the OP: Probobally each person paints Jesus in their own way of how they imagine him, rather then just to be 100% scientifically accurate.


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  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918

    Originally posted by Zoodoo

    Originally posted by Neptus
    I hate these threads, don't make them again please? It usually ends up with a lot of pages and gets locked because people say my Jesus is better than yours.
    I dunno why, maybe he did have long hair?
    Just answer the damn question and shut up.
    Where's that ban stick when you need it?

    J/K ^_^ before you came here, there has been a lot of threads about religion where flames raged on and on for pages.

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  • AldaronAldaron Member Posts: 1,048

    Bebal?

    And it said he was a nazarene, so in most likelihood he did have longer hair.

    What makes you think he looked like a, "dark jew"?

    "Fear not death; for the sooner we die, the longer shall we be immortal."

  • ZoodooZoodoo Member Posts: 67
    Have you seen the place were jesus was born/raised nothing but dark jews, even in the bible it said his skin was like brass and his hair was like wool doesnt sound long and white to me.

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  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918

    Originally posted by Zoodoo

    Originally posted by Boozbaz
    Originally posted by Zoodoo
    Originally posted by NeptusI hate these threads, don't make them again please? It usually ends up with a lot of pages and gets locked because people say my Jesus is better than yours.I dunno why, maybe he did have long hair?
    Just answer the damn question and shut up.
    Where's that ban stick when you need it?
    Its probably up your @##

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  • ZoodooZoodoo Member Posts: 67
    IT would be wise not to mess with me, i spent 20 years in prison.

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  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918

    Originally posted by Zoodoo
    IT would be wise not to mess with me, i spent 20 years in prison.


    You're 20 years old AND you spent 20 years in prison! Must have been a pretty nefarious child.

    *edit* sorry, I'll stop now.

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  • ZoodooZoodoo Member Posts: 67
    My moms had me wen i waz pregnaant in jail, ever since den i been a hustla for 20 years. In and out of prison son


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  • NierroNierro Member UncommonPosts: 1,755

    Originally posted by Zoodoo
    My moms had me wen i waz pregnaant in jail, ever since den i been a hustla for 20 years. In and out of prison son



    Word to yo mutha.

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  • NeptusNeptus Member UncommonPosts: 988

    Originally posted by Zoodoo
    My moms had me wen i waz pregnaant in jail, ever since den i been a hustla for 20 years. In and out of prison son

    From the first thing you said in this thread, you went from somebody who wanted to know about Jesus to Gangsta Tom.

    I won't mess wit chu tin foil gangstawangsta.

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  • qotsaqotsa Member UncommonPosts: 835
    Because the white man has a problem worshiping a black prophet?

  • Vertex1980Vertex1980 Member Posts: 951

    I need to just post here before it gets locked and he gets banned.

    This is great entertainment. 

    Keep feeding him... this is great!

    FEED ME!

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  • AldaronAldaron Member Posts: 1,048

    Originally posted by Zoodoo
    Have you seen the place were jesus was born/raised nothing but dark jews, even in the bible it said his skin was like brass and his hair was like wool doesnt sound long and white to me.


    ...It said his feet were like polished brass, and his hair was white like wool. Way to take things out of context.

    "Fear not death; for the sooner we die, the longer shall we be immortal."

  • grimweepergrimweeper Member Posts: 2,047

    Originally posted by Zoodoo
    My moms had me wen i waz pregnaant in jail, ever since den i been a hustla for 20 years. In and out of prison son



    Your mom had YOU when YOU where pregnant in jail?!?!?!
    Gangsters are pussy's i see them walking around and i give them dirty stares just to see their reaction becouse they claim to be all badass and stuff, they always just look back at me but never say anything or do anything.

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  • GorukhaGorukha Member Posts: 1,441
    Well you see Jesus had these miracle powers where he could morph into a black, white, and brown jesus. Go Go Magic Facepaint.

    It's better be hated for who you are, than loved for who you aren't.
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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050
    I think by the region he lived in he would have been the only blondie in the country. But who knows, the physical description of Jesus was probably written hundreds of years after the fact like the rest of the Bible.
    I picture Jesus with frizzy red hair and breast implants.


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  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115
    My Jesus (hey seuss: clearly not a white d00d) was a brillaint conman, him and his buddies "apostles" went around convincing people that he was a demigod so he could con them out of their money (hey, it beats woodworking). Of course, back then people were much more apt to believe in the supernatural, because science of the day couldn't explain things like it can today. If Houdinni lived in that time, he would have been perceived as the son of "God" too.

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  • JoHosephatJoHosephat Member Posts: 180

    Originally posted by Infliction
    My Jesus (hey seuss: clearly not a white d00d) was a brillaint conman, him and his buddies "apostles" went around convincing people that he was a demigod so he could con them out of their money (hey, it beats woodworking). Of course, back then people were much more apt to believe in the supernatural, because science of the day couldn't explain things like it can today. If Houdinni lived in that time, he would have been perceived as the son of "God" too.


    ...

    There can't even be an intelligent response to something that asinine...Oh no. Just

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  • ConverseSCConverseSC Member Posts: 572
    Yeah, he's dedicated his life to trolling in religious topics.  A pitiful creature he is indeed.  

  • KuzzleKuzzle Member Posts: 1,058

    Originally posted by Infliction
    My Jesus (hey seuss: clearly not a white d00d) was a brillaint conman, him and his buddies "apostles" went around convincing people that he was a demigod so he could con them out of their money (hey, it beats woodworking). Of course, back then people were much more apt to believe in the supernatural, because science of the day couldn't explain things like it can today. If Houdinni lived in that time, he would have been perceived as the son of "God" too.
       I agree.
  • BurbyBurby Member Posts: 21

    Originally posted by Neptus

    because people say my Jesus is better than yours.

    lol

  • VanillacreamVanillacream Member Posts: 344
    Answer to the OP:

    Its fiction, they can do as they wish.


  • tsr57tsr57 Member Posts: 187

    Originally posted by Zoodoo
    Why do people paint jesus with blonde hair, blue eyes and a white man when he obviously is a dark jew with curly short hair, dark skin and dark eyes, says so in da BEBAL


    Jesus was a jew!

    dont tell mel gibson

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