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Snakes in mah mutha $@$@ing shakes...

I have an AWESOME! Movie idea, samuel L jackson goes to a fast food joint to get a milkshake but terrorist put snakes in the milkshakes, now samuel must find a way to stop the terrorist and the snakes biting people when they drink the shakes!!! omfg!



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  • OmegaLetOmegaLet Member Posts: 588
    ha, snakes on a plane, seriously...did anyone hear of this movie and want to go see it? It seems like the worst story in the world, the worst writing, the worst TITLE...just my opinion though but ... sad day for American Movies

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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050


    Originally posted by OmegaLet
    ha, snakes on a plane, seriously...did anyone hear of this movie and want to go see it? It seems like the worst story in the world, the worst writing, the worst TITLE...just my opinion though but ... sad day for American Movies

    Actually I'm dying to see it. It is going to be freakin' hilarious.
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  • MajorBiggsMajorBiggs Member UncommonPosts: 709
    Snakes On A Plane is just trying to give entertainment...with not much else...fun movie.

    Kinda like playing that game Serious Sam...not much to it but fun as hell to play for a while.
  • shadoozoshadoozo Member Posts: 64
    acctaully the movie is getting a very HIGH praise world wide, seems like it was acctually very good after all.

  • UiruruUiruru Member Posts: 984
    I went and saw it, it was awesome.  It is a bunch of one liners with funny ass action scenes.  When the snakes first start coming out my friends and I were just laughing and coming up with the most ridiculous things we thought should happen and they happened.  Great movie I would recommend going to see it.

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  • DenslowDenslow Member Posts: 1
    The movie was MFING GREAT!

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  • SquittySquitty Member Posts: 342
    I would rather perform open heart surgery on myself then go see this movie.

  • NihilanthNihilanth Member Posts: 1,357
    I went to see the movie the night it came out and there were about 20-30 people I knew there along with the rest of the theatre of people I didn't.  It was a packed showing, and it was awesome.  The movie itself was horrible.  Terrible acting, terrible script, terrible plot, terrible just about everything.  The only reason I highly recommend it is because the entire audience gets into the movie.  It's non-stop shouting, laughing, screaming, and saying lines along with the characters (particularly a certain line by Mr. Jackson himself.  I think you know what I'm talking about).  Despite the fact that the movie itself sucked, I've never had more fun at the theatre in my life. 

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  • albinofreakalbinofreak Member Posts: 449

    Sounds like it'll turn into a Rocky Horror Picture Show type thing.

    But I would love to see this movie. No one I know wants to see it with me because it looks so dumb. I agree with them, but its Sam Jackson and he rocks. I'll probably wait till it comes out on DvD.

  • BaskervilleBaskerville Member Posts: 32


    Originally posted by shadoozo
    I have an AWESOME! Movie idea, samuel L jackson goes to a fast food joint to get a milkshake but terrorist put snakes in the milkshakes, now samuel must find a way to stop the terrorist and the snakes biting people when they drink the shakes!!! omfg!

    I can't beleive they make trashy movies like this still and people go to see it.
  • BlurrBlurr Member UncommonPosts: 2,155

    The movie is actually great!

    It doesn't take itself seriously. There's lots of good jokes and silly situations. I'd lay some out but I don't wanna ruin it for people who haven't seen it yet.

    It's very campy and brilliantly done. I mean it's a movie about snakes loose on a plane. You really can't expect it to be you know, Lord of the Rings or anything.

    I was laughing out loud at points and that doesn't happen often when I'm watching a movie.

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  • albinofreakalbinofreak Member Posts: 449
    Yeah, I actually convinced someome to go see it with me, and they were doubtful at first, but they soon came to revel in the glory that is Snakes on a Plane. It was so ridiculous. If you dont like it, you take yourself too seriously.
  • VanillacreamVanillacream Member Posts: 344


    Originally posted by OmegaLet
    ha, snakes on a plane, seriously...did anyone hear of this movie and want to go see it? It seems like the worst story in the world, the worst writing, the worst TITLE...just my opinion though but ... sad day for American Movies

    I have to agree. The movie is just pathetic. But I will still have to see it...some day. I am sure as hell NOT gonna pay for it tho!! Maybe when it pops up on them "Midnight Movies" or something.
  • LokimerLokimer Member Posts: 89


    Originally posted by Vanillacream

    Originally posted by OmegaLet
    ha, snakes on a plane, seriously...did anyone hear of this movie and want to go see it? It seems like the worst story in the world, the worst writing, the worst TITLE...just my opinion though but ... sad day for American Movies
    I have to agree. The movie is just pathetic. But I will still have to see it...some day. I am sure as hell NOT gonna pay for it tho!! Maybe when it pops up on them "Midnight Movies" or something.


    Haha, you guys are so uptight about this movie. IT"S NOT A SERIOUS MOVIE.

    It's funny how everybody on here who has seen it loves it and it's just the people who refuse to see it who hate it. I challenge anyone to go see the film and think it's not funny at all. This movie was a cult classic before the first preview came out.

  • XenduliXenduli Member Posts: 654

    There was going to be a sequel centred around Islam called Sheikhs on a Plane, but it was banned under the Terrorism Act Section 12 Paragraph 3a.ii

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  • BlurrBlurr Member UncommonPosts: 2,155
    Everyone knows the sequel will be Bees on a Submarine

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  • Vertex1980Vertex1980 Member Posts: 951


    Originally posted by Blurr
    Everyone knows the sequel will be Bees on a Submarine

    No no no... It's "Gnats in a cab".

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  • albinofreakalbinofreak Member Posts: 449

    Gnats in a Cab; now that would be unpleasant.

    On a side note, I was talking with my guitar teacher about the movie, and he said he was in a Blockbuster and they already came out with a movie called "Snakes on a Train." Damn ripoffs of excellent cinema!

  • VaterexVaterex Member UncommonPosts: 379


    Originally posted by albinofreak
    Gnats in a Cab; now that would be unpleasant.
    On a side note, I was talking with my guitar teacher about the movie, and he said he was in a Blockbuster and they already came out with a movie called "Snakes on a Train." Damn ripoffs of excellent cinema!

    "Snakes on a Train" really sucks! Dont waste your money on renting this movie.

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  • albinofreakalbinofreak Member Posts: 449
    I dont get why people are knocking this film so much for being stupid. At least it is joking in its stupidity. Half the movies that come out nowadays are completely retarded. Like anyone see the preview for Crank? Guy gets injected with something that cuts off his adrenaline, and this somehow means that he has to go crazy to keep his adrenaline pumping or else he'll die. Wtf is that? Retarded, thats what it is. Or Pulse; dead people coming to you via email to suck your life out? Who thinks of this stuff? At least Snakes on a Plane is joking.
  • HocheteHochete Member CommonPosts: 1,210
    rofl, best idea for a film ev0r imho tbhz0rs

  • RazorbackRazorback Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 5,253


    Originally posted by Squitty
    I would rather perform open heart surgery on myself then go see this movie.

    Id rather see the movie

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  • janjansonjanjanson Member Posts: 201


    Originally posted by albinofreak
    I dont get why people are knocking this film so much for being stupid. At least it is joking in its stupidity. Half the movies that come out nowadays are completely retarded. Like anyone see the preview for Crank? Guy gets injected with something that cuts off his adrenaline, and this somehow means that he has to go crazy to keep his adrenaline pumping or else he'll die. Wtf is that? Retarded, thats what it is. Or Pulse; dead people coming to you via email to suck your life out? Who thinks of this stuff? At least Snakes on a Plane is joking.

    LMAO!

    Is that for real? I just have to see that hehe

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