What would you like to see that would make your life complete?

Rikimaru_X

Here is what I want to see/do:


1. An Asian with a bucket of KFC chicken with a drumbstick in his mouth.

2. A skinhead playing Def Jam: Vendetta

3. A real Gundam

4. Neopets facing charges for making kids click ads and kids entering dating...then complaining about it...then trolling...

5. Uwe Boll magiclly dessipear from the earth

6. Getting my Earth Ring from Capatin Planet (reserve your rings now!)

7. Throwing a dodgeball at a fat kid (I miss dodgeball)

8.  More Cowbell Brotha

9. More Dynasty Warriors Brotha

10. Video Games so real it punches you in the face.



That's about all I can think of.

modjoe86

1. Steve-O committing suicide.
2. $14 triple-prime burgers....oh wait.
3. God.
4. Dubya admitting he fucked up.
5. A Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen sex tape.

I'll make the logical retorts for 3 and 4 while I'm at it.

3. You see God everyday in the world around you, and through prayer.

My response: I wanna see God. Like, a big omnipotent FSM or some shit.

4. Dubya didn't fuck up, Iraq is better off than it was.

My response: Yeah he did.

SnaKey

1. Get my dad his Medal of Bravery before he dies. The paperwork was lost and I'm working with my congressman to get it back through. But he's only got 2yrs left.

Infliction

1. Solid proof that there is no such thing as a god, this is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG overdue

2. A second American revolution (think US vs. Oil companies)

3. A check for one billion dollars, addressed to yours truely

modjoe86

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Originally posted by Infliction

1. Solid proof that there is no such thing as a god, this is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG overdue
2. A second American revolution (think US vs. Oil companies)
3. A check for one billion dollars, addressed to yours truely

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Say you want solid proof there is a God so this doesn't turn into another God thread.

Infliction

To prove the existance of something that can't logically exist would be something, I'll admit, but of course this is impossible. I'm not afraid of another god thread, bring it on!

RK-Mara

Yeah, how could you prove that God exists, show a cookie with His face on it?

modjoe86

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Originally posted by Infliction

To prove the existance of something that can't logically exist would be something, I'll admit, but of course this is impossible. I'm not afraid of another god thread, bring it on!

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Typically impossible things would make your life complete, falling into this thread...so how is a billion dollar check any different? Both are impossible.

Rikimaru_X

We go to MB and get him some monopoly money.

modjoe86

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Originally posted by Rikimaru_X
We go to MB and get him some monopoly money.

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Or go to a bookstore and buy him a Bible.

Vertex1980

Simple enough.

Having no debt.  That would make my life very complete and a lot less stressful.

Jackcolt

1. Make my skin go brown instead of red when getting sun
2. No religion in the world. The question of god is invalid. It's the question of each religion that's valid. What if there was a proof that god existed. Then it wouldn't be the question whether god exists or not. Then tt's a question about which religion is right if any, and if he/she/it even wants us to worship him/her/it. Proving god exists doesn't help. Proving god doesn't exist does though because you can deny any religion then. This of course is impossible.
3. A better comp :P

Khuzarrz

Amateurs...

Omnipotence, duh!

Hochete

Warhammer Online

Jorev

The world in a post apocalyptic state of lawlessness and self reliance reminiscent of the Old West.

Vertex1980

You can tell who the young people are that actually haven't started life yet...

Slickinfinit

1. Win the WSOP (world series of poker)

2. Virtual reality MMO

3. Nicole Kidman,Jennifer Love-Hewitt and Jessica Simpson all in my bed

4. Free Legal Weed and the good stuff to not that crap seedy shit

5. I get to be a pimp for a day

6. My own personal space ship capable of inerstellar travel

7. A dude that follows me with a getto blaster playing my theme music lol

8. Beat this living shit outta Chuck Lidel!

Vertex1980

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Originally posted by Slickinfinit

1. Win the WSOP (world series of poker)
2. Virtual reality MMO
3. Nicole Kidman,Jennifer Love-Hewitt and Jessica Simpson all in my bed
4. Free Legal Weed and the good stuff to not that crap seedy shit
5. I get to be a pimp for a day
6. My own personal space ship capable of inerstellar travel
7. A dude that follows me with a getto blaster playing my theme music lol
8. Beat this living shit outta Chuck Lidel!

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Number seven and eight are awesome!

Jackcolt

Actually, fuck all of my other wishes. I only have one wish

1. Sci-fi channel picks up Firefly

mithrandir72

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Originally posted by Jackcolt
Actually, fuck all of my other wishes. I only have one wish

1. Sci-fi channel picks up Firefly

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Damn Straight

Lets see, what else do I want.......

2. Being Crowned Dictator of the Known Universe

3. The end of Oil Companies

4. My own Spontaneous Combustion

scaramoosh

Seeing myself grow old with my Lobster

baff

A robotic lawn mower.

Neptus

1. Jerry Garcia

2. My brother and sister's real father so I could punch him in the stomach for making my mother's life a living hell for 10 years untill she met my father.

3. Aim or Yahoo Messenger not loading up with the computer when I use them one time to see who's on.

4. Astroid Or Pluto slamming into Earth. But it hit's China so I can live until nuclear winter.

Xexima

1.  The manshow midget dressed in the penis costume to get hit by a car while I film it :P

2. MY XBOX TO WORK AGAIN  (which probably doesnt matter, because i'm thinking of getting the 360 on friday(my b-day))

3. jessica alba, naked, in my bed, now.

4. and of course a million dollar check

Nihilanth

Duke Nukem Forever.  I don't even want to play it at this point, but just seeing it come out in the first place would be good enough.

upallnight

Virtual reality on the scale of the holodeck on Star Trek.