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Dark and Light = Best Freaking MMORPG GAME EVER^^

ram3oram3o Member Posts: 134
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I was looking for a new mmorpg and decided to give Dark and Light a try.  Even though I heard alot of bad reviews, I said to myself it cant be that bad.  I download Dark and Light from bittorrent, which took about a day to download.  However after I download, install the game, and loaded it up, boy I was amazed at the game.  The Charactor Creation screen was short and simple, after I made my charactor and load up DaL for the first time...  WoW.   There where like spider and other critter for me to kill and there where plenty of them because no one was on.  So I started to KILL them, and KILLING them I did.  But after reaching level 10 with my FAT LOOT, I decided to go to sell.

When I talk to one of the local merchant he said, "Your a true Warrior with all your Loot, Unenzo eno auranulo.  I replied, "Yes I am."  Then the local merchant offer me a quest and the quest read;

"Master Upyurs, are merchants are having trouble crossing the Sea of Uranis.  Fruzlt tur Plo agu apoloan giquanze.

I didnt really understand the last part but I hit accept anyways.  So I summon my trusty dragon and we flew to the Sea of Uranis, and we up and down Uranis looking for anything that might be giving mechants problem.  But I didnt see anyting going up and down Uranis, but then my Dragon name Milflord said, " you have to go deaper Luzo tuan tene la putaone.  I said wow my dragon can talk^^

Then all of sudden a net from the water grabs me and my dragon and pulled us in to the Uranis Sea.  Then my screen turns black.  I ask myself did the game crash?!?  Then I started to see sea people.  And the sea people where eating my Milflord.  I said NOO, stop eating my MILFLORD!  Then the Sea'mon said to me we only eat dragons but we well take care of you soon enough.  Then I cried out Nooooooo, MILFLORD WHY!!!  I was hitting my head on the keyboard, then I look up and the Sea People where taking me somewhere, I couldnt move because I still had the net on me.

Then I heard a voice saying, "Crab people, Crab people, taste like crab, talk like people!"  I started hitting my head against the keyboard again.  Anything but crab people.  If anyone who doesnt follow the lore of DaL, crab people look like crabs but talk like people.  Then I recieve a message that I learned a new skill.  So I hit my new skill and my mucsle grew twice as much, my hair turned yellow, and there this yellow auras around me.  I end up kill all the Sea People and Crab people, saving the day.

I dont see how anyone could not like this game.  I posted this on DaL forums, but I have this incredible need to share my experience with others^^ 

Back to play DaL

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  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Drugs are bad, Mmkay?

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • ram3oram3o Member Posts: 134
    Dont make fun of my handicap.
  • FrubbFrubb Member Posts: 50
    Crabs are bad...I knew this all along.

    The cats in the bag.....(....and the bag's in the river....)

  • izebecoolizebecool Member Posts: 60
    wow this sounds like one of those bad dragon ball z episodes haha

  • pompey606pompey606 Member UncommonPosts: 439
    the crab people sounds very familiar from a south park episode.... and ur drug problem seems very familiar from.. well.. everywhere!

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  • DeletedAcctDeletedAcct Member Posts: 883

    Ram3o, if you are serious about saying DnL is a good game, you deserve to lose your money. Better yet, just send all your money to me. You'll still be giving it away for nothing, but I promise it will go to a good cause.

  • ram3oram3o Member Posts: 134

    Ram3o, if you are serious about saying DnL is a good game, you deserve to lose your money. Better yet, just send all your money to me. You'll still be giving it away for nothing, but I promise it will go to a good cause.

    I very happy with DaL. DaL has like sea people and after I killed like thosands of them, they made me ruler over them. I was like, Yes!!! I am the ruler of the sea people!!! You hear that?! I am the ruler of the sea people!!! I am master of their great sunken empire!!! Mo-o-om! I'm ruler of the sea people!

    I even made a song about the sea people.

    Look at me, living free
    Free and clean amongst the Sea People
    We look for pirates and search for gold.
    Life is an adventure with the Sea People
    They don't ever conplain, they don't call me fat.
    They don't make me do homework or nothin' like that.
    This is the way life was meant to be. Laughing and singing,
    Sea people and me.
    Sea people and me, you guys.


    LoL, GG to those who think im waste my money, lol. ::::20::

  • FrubbFrubb Member Posts: 50

    Originally posted by ram3o


    Ram3o, if you are serious about saying DnL is a good game, you deserve to lose your money. Better yet, just send all your money to me. You'll still be giving it away for nothing, but I promise it will go to a good cause.


    I very happy with DaL. DaL has like sea people and after I killed like thosands of them, they made me ruler over them. I was like, Yes!!! I am the ruler of the sea people!!! You hear that?! I am the ruler of the sea people!!! I am master of their great sunken empire!!! Mo-o-om! I'm ruler of the sea people!

    I even made a song about the sea people.

    Look at me, living free
    Free and clean amongst the Sea People
    We look for pirates and search for gold.
    Life is an adventure with the Sea People
    They don't ever conplain, they don't call me fat.
    They don't make me do homework or nothin' like that.
    This is the way life was meant to be. Laughing and singing,
    Sea people and me.
    Sea people and me, you guys.


    LoL, GG to those who think im waste my money, lol. ::::20::

    LOL!

    The cats in the bag.....(....and the bag's in the river....)

  • Xerion12Xerion12 Member Posts: 371
    Reading the topic topic title drove me to enter just to say that nothing is the best of anything..  

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  • AelfinnAelfinn Member Posts: 3,857

    Originally posted by izebecool
    wow this sounds like one of those bad dragon ball z episodes haha
    Dont you mean seasons? I mean come on, it takes at least two episodes for him to scream like a b**** as hes powering up before killing each spider. Then that trusty dragon of his has some screen time doing a monologue as its eyes keep twitching over and over...

    No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
    Hemingway

  • nero666nero666 Member Posts: 205

    Originally posted by ram3o

    I was looking for a new mmorpg and decided to give Dark and Light a try.  Even though I heard alot of bad reviews, I said to myself it cant be that bad.  I download Dark and Light from bittorrent, which took about a day to download.  However after I download, install the game, and loaded it up, boy I was amazed at the game.  The Charactor Creation screen was short and simple, after I made my charactor and load up DaL for the first time...  WoW.   There where like spider and other critter for me to kill and there where plenty of them because no one was on.  So I started to KILL them, and KILLING them I did.  But after reaching level 10 with my FAT LOOT, I decided to go to sell.
    When I talk to one of the local merchant he said, "Your a true Warrior with all your Loot, Unenzo eno auranulo.  I replied, "Yes I am."  Then the local merchant offer me a quest and the quest read;
    "Master Upyurs, are merchants are having trouble crossing the Sea of Uranis.  Fruzlt tur Plo agu apoloan giquanze.
    I didnt really understand the last part but I hit accept anyways.  So I summon my trusty dragon and we flew to the Sea of Uranis, and we up and down Uranis looking for anything that might be giving mechants problem.  But I didnt see anyting going up and down Uranis, but then my Dragon name Milflord said, " you have to go deaper Luzo tuan tene la putaone.  I said wow my dragon can talk^^
    Then all of sudden a net from the water grabs me and my dragon and pulled us in to the Uranis Sea.  Then my screen turns black.  I ask myself did the game crash?!?  Then I started to see sea people.  And the sea people where eating my Milflord.  I said NOO, stop eating my MILFLORD!  Then the Sea'mon said to me we only eat dragons but we well take care of you soon enough.  Then I cried out Nooooooo, MILFLORD WHY!!!  I was hitting my head on the keyboard, then I look up and the Sea People where taking me somewhere, I couldnt move because I still had the net on me.
    Then I heard a voice saying, "Crab people, Crab people, taste like crab, talk like people!"  I started hitting my head against the keyboard again.  Anything but crab people.  If anyone who doesnt follow the lore of DaL, crab people look like crabs but talk like people.  Then I recieve a message that I learned a new skill.  So I hit my new skill and my mucsle grew twice as much, my hair turned yellow, and there this yellow auras around me.  I end up kill all the Sea People and Crab people, saving the day.
    I dont see how anyone could not like this game.  I posted this on DaL forums, but I have this incredible need to share my experience with others^^ 
    Back to play DaL


    the best thread^^

    with some moronic and humorless replays

    the most of them are fat anyway::::01::

  • izebecoolizebecool Member Posts: 60

    Originally posted by Aelfinn

    Originally posted by izebecool
    wow this sounds like one of those bad dragon ball z episodes haha
    Dont you mean seasons? I mean come on, it takes at least two episodes for him to scream like a b**** as hes powering up before killing each spider. Then that trusty dragon of his has some screen time doing a monologue as its eyes keep twitching over and over...
    HAHAH *left eye halfway closed right eye twitching* uhhh!!...uhhhh!!!...uhhhh!!!! *hair stands up and turns yeller* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! looool DBZ is funny to look back on
  • ShadusShadus Member UncommonPosts: 669

    Originally posted by ram3oI was looking for a new mmorpg and decided ...SNIP...Back to play DaL

    Dude, taking acid makes ANY game good.

    Shadus

  • bouncingsoulbouncingsoul Member Posts: 211

    Originally posted by ram3o


    Ram3o, if you are serious about saying DnL is a good game, you deserve to lose your money. Better yet, just send all your money to me. You'll still be giving it away for nothing, but I promise it will go to a good cause.


    I very happy with DaL. DaL has like sea people and after I killed like thosands of them, they made me ruler over them. I was like, Yes!!! I am the ruler of the sea people!!! You hear that?! I am the ruler of the sea people!!! I am master of their great sunken empire!!! Mo-o-om! I'm ruler of the sea people!

    I even made a song about the sea people.

    Look at me, living free
    Free and clean amongst the Sea People
    We look for pirates and search for gold.
    Life is an adventure with the Sea People
    They don't ever conplain, they don't call me fat.
    They don't make me do homework or nothin' like that.
    This is the way life was meant to be. Laughing and singing,
    Sea people and me.
    Sea people and me, you guys.


    LoL, GG to those who think im waste my money, lol. ::::20::

    WOA BUDDY
  • AckbarAckbar Member UncommonPosts: 927
    The OPs   "humor" is lost on most..........

    Not that its good....


    ----ITS A TRAP!!!----

  • Steelarm011Steelarm011 Member Posts: 187

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  • Xerion12Xerion12 Member Posts: 371
    Please topic starter, no more crappy songs about fish people or whatever, sing about french fries next time or something.. 

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  • NullapaxNullapax Member Posts: 401
    Don't bang your head on the keyboard.

    Sod's Law dictates that you will end up with rude words imprinted across your face


  • PraetorianiPraetoriani Member Posts: 1,147
    The silliness made me chuckle, especially the song. I just love random stuff like this. But I think I may very well be alone in that, heh.

  • alexbrockalexbrock Member Posts: 5

    Crabs are bad kay.. Ending sounds ever so slightly random to me, but awesome anyway.

  • scaramooshscaramoosh Member Posts: 3,424

    Originally posted by Praetoriani
    The silliness made me chuckle, especially the song. I just love random stuff like this. But I think I may very well be alone in that, heh.
    At first thought is he serious? quickly saw that it was a joke i found to be real funny.

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  • DeletedAcctDeletedAcct Member Posts: 883

    Originally posted by scaramoosh

    Originally posted by Praetoriani The silliness made me chuckle, especially the song. I just love random stuff like this. But I think I may very well be alone in that, heh.
    At first thought is he serious? quickly saw that it was a joke i found to be real funny.

    Aye, it took me a moment or two to realize he was kidding. Now I have to stop those guys with the straightjackets before they make it to him::::02::

  • izebecoolizebecool Member Posts: 60

    Originally posted by Praetoriani
    The silliness made me chuckle, especially the song. I just love random stuff like this. But I think I may very well be alone in that, heh.


    Oh no you are not alone good sir... haha
  • GozzarGozzar Member UncommonPosts: 387
    Dark and light is a killer.. literally

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  • ogcoreyogcorey Member Posts: 41
    dark and light sounds cool, i think every game needs semen
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