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THE ULTIMATE CAREBEAR GAME

havocthefirshavocthefirs Member Posts: 229
in The Pub at MMORPG.COM

This is a game not yet invented but I know you'll love it, heres how it goes;

Type "uber gear" and you get the best gear possible.

Type "gold" and your bank literally overflows with cash.

Type "house" and an epic mansion full of rares appears on a finely manicured lot.

Type "skills" and level up any skills you want.

Type "kill" and monsters drop dead in your presense.

Type "loot" and great stuff just pops into your backpack

When you pvp your transported to an instance where you always win, your opponent/opponents are transported there and they see you fall in battle also, eveyone wins!!!

Welcome to the so-called next generation of MMORPG's.

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  • TithrielleTithrielle Member Posts: 547
    WoW already did it.

  • KhuzarrzKhuzarrz Member Posts: 578
    I can see that this was clearly an attempt at a comedy post. Normally I find all manner of things humourous. This just broke the mould though. Someone delete this thread please, so noone else has to cringe at the awful 'jokes' in it.
  • havocthefirshavocthefirs Member Posts: 229

    Originally posted by Khuzarrz
    I can see that this was clearly an attempt at a comedy post. Normally I find all manner of things humourous. This just broke the mould though. Someone delete this thread please, so noone else has to cringe at the awful 'jokes' in it.
    Well then go to the five and dime store and buy a decent sense of humor because yours is lacking
  • KhuzarrzKhuzarrz Member Posts: 578
    LMAO. That's one of the most big-headed statements I've ever heard. "If you don't find my [awful] jokes funny, you have no sense of humour." It was just too much of a try-hard comedic post. If you'd slipped it in a post talking about WoW or whatever it might have been vaguely humourous. But when you make your own thread to make a joke... It REALLY needs to be something special. This is not.
  • havocthefirshavocthefirs Member Posts: 229

    Originally posted by Khuzarrz
    LMAO. That's one of the most big-headed statements I've ever heard. "If you don't find my [awful] jokes funny, you have no sense of humour." It was just too much of a try-hard comedic post. If you'd slipped it in a post talking about WoW or whatever it might have been vaguely humourous. But when you make your own thread to make a joke... It REALLY needs to be something special. This is not.
    Lol, carebear, if your trying to be wrong congratulations on a job well done.
  • qotsaqotsa Member UncommonPosts: 835
    Typing "bridge" will send a troll home.

  • spizzspizz Member UncommonPosts: 1,971
    tour guide - will be soon in south east asia
  • DarkchronicDarkchronic Member Posts: 1,088

    Originally posted by qotsa
    Typing "bridge" will send a troll home.


    What does typing 'goat' get you?

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  • RefnuRefnu Member Posts: 140
    the ultimate carebear game would be the carebear toys make a MMO. This would be the end of MMOs if it ever happened ha.

    Current: Puzzle Pirates
    Waiting: SWTOR,Aion, CO
    Played: AC, WoW, SB, EVE
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  • LaneoLaneo Member Posts: 359

    Originally posted by havocthefirs

    This is a game not yet invented but I know you'll love it, heres how it goes;
    Type "uber gear" and you get the best gear possible.
    Type "gold" and your bank literally overflows with cash.
    Type "house" and an epic mansion full of rares appears on a finely manicured lot.
    Type "skills" and level up any skills you want.
    Type "kill" and monsters drop dead in your presense.
    Type "loot" and great stuff just pops into your backpack
    When you pvp your transported to an instance where you always win, your opponent/opponents are transported there and they see you fall in battle also, eveyone wins!!!
    Welcome to the so-called next generation of MMORPG's.
    Umm..
    This game is already out!

    Its called "World of Warcraft"

    And you dont need all those things to type in. Just a plain old /Iwin
    command will do fine. lol

    Nobody is perfect...My name is Nobody

  • IdesofMarchIdesofMarch Member Posts: 1,164

    Umm...k...let's see....how am I supposed to react here....

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  • RinicRinic Member Posts: 715
    I like this game! 


    It sounds a bit like Warcraft. And it would have to be in a big world.

    Can we name is World of Warcraft?


  • VolkmarVolkmar Member UncommonPosts: 2,501

    mmmh. maybe I'm not getting it, but should't the ultimate carebear games involve, at least in some way, plushy bears with funny colors and drawings in their belly from which even mroe funny colors come out?

    Cause in the OP design document, they do not figure at all, so how it could be called the Ultimate Carebear game?

    "If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day, if you teach him how to fish, you feed him for a lifetime"



  • Vertex1980Vertex1980 Member Posts: 951

    Originally posted by Volkmar

    mmmh. maybe I'm not getting it, but should't the ultimate carebear games involve, at least in some way, plushy bears with funny colors and drawings in their belly from which even mroe funny colors come out?
    Cause in the OP design document, they do not figure at all, so how it could be called the Ultimate Carebear game?
    ..... are you ?

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  • DarkchronicDarkchronic Member Posts: 1,088

    Originally posted by Vertex1980

    Originally posted by Volkmar

    mmmh. maybe I'm not getting it, but should't the ultimate carebear games involve, at least in some way, plushy bears with funny colors and drawings in their belly from which even mroe funny colors come out?
    Cause in the OP design document, they do not figure at all, so how it could be called the Ultimate Carebear game?
    ..... are you ?
    Carebears.

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  • Squall15Squall15 Member Posts: 454

    Originally posted by havocthefirs

    This is a game not yet invented but I know you'll love it, heres how it goes;
    Type "uber gear" and you get the best gear possible.
    Type "gold" and your bank literally overflows with cash.
    Type "house" and an epic mansion full of rares appears on a finely manicured lot.
    Type "skills" and level up any skills you want.
    Type "kill" and monsters drop dead in your presense.
    Type "loot" and great stuff just pops into your backpack
    When you pvp your transported to an instance where you always win, your opponent/opponents are transported there and they see you fall in battle also, eveyone wins!!!
    Welcome to the so-called next generation of MMORPG's.
    Hmmmmmmm, reminds me of the time when i used all the cheats for Elder Scrolls: Morrowind....
  • XanrnXanrn Member Posts: 154
    Yeah, I set my speed to like 1000 and "Flash"ed about the map.

    1000 and a good flight spell, set 10,000 and its so fast you can't stop in time.

    Yeah the original post was about as funny as Noel Edmunds and Mr Blobby.
  • IdesofMarchIdesofMarch Member Posts: 1,164

    Originally posted by Vertex1980


    No shit Captain Obvious.  I guess you are dumber then you actually seem.
    Do you even understand or follow what he's talking about here?  I know what a Carebear is.  Maybe you aren't getting it and should just STOP POSTING.
    Do you understand sarcasm? At all?

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  • havocthefirshavocthefirs Member Posts: 229

    Originally posted by Xanrn
    Yeah, I set my speed to like 1000 and "Flash"ed about the map.

    1000 and a good flight spell, set 10,000 and its so fast you can't stop in time.

    Yeah the original post was about as funny as Noel Edmunds and Mr Blobby.

    Now thats just plain old mean and I'd probably be insulted if I knew who noel edmunds and Mr blobby were.
  • DarkchronicDarkchronic Member Posts: 1,088

    Originally posted by IdesofMarch

    Originally posted by Vertex1980


    No shit Captain Obvious.  I guess you are dumber then you actually seem.
    Do you even understand or follow what he's talking about here?  I know what a Carebear is.  Maybe you aren't getting it and should just STOP POSTING.
    Do you understand sarcasm? At all?
    I don't think he does.

    I do, however, like the term 'Captain Obvious.'

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  • Vertex1980Vertex1980 Member Posts: 951

    Originally posted by Darkchronic

    Originally posted by IdesofMarch

    Originally posted by Vertex1980


    No shit Captain Obvious.  I guess you are dumber then you actually seem.
    Do you even understand or follow what he's talking about here?  I know what a Carebear is.  Maybe you aren't getting it and should just STOP POSTING.
    Do you understand sarcasm? At all?
    I don't think he does.

    I do, however, like the term 'Captain Obvious.'


    Haven't you actually figured out that sarcasm does NOT work that well when written....

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  • IdesofMarchIdesofMarch Member Posts: 1,164

    Originally posted by Vertex1980

    Originally posted by Darkchronic



    Originally posted by IdesofMarch
    Do you understand sarcasm? At all?

    I don't think he does.

    I do, however, like the term 'Captain Obvious.'


    Haven't you actually figured out that sarcasm does NOT work that well when written....
    It was obvious to me and Captain Obvious. Why wasn't it to you?

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  • Vertex1980Vertex1980 Member Posts: 951

    Originally posted by IdesofMarch

    Originally posted by Vertex1980

    Originally posted by Darkchronic




    Originally posted by IdesofMarch
    Do you understand sarcasm? At all?


    I don't think he does.

    I do, however, like the term 'Captain Obvious.'


    Haven't you actually figured out that sarcasm does NOT work that well when written....
    It was obvious to me and Captain Obvious. Why wasn't it to you?


    Maybe because sarcasm doesn't work when written... and maybe I'm not you and him... and maybe just maybe some people read things different then others?  Ever think of that?

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  • VolkmarVolkmar Member UncommonPosts: 2,501

    yeah, i was sarcastic. was supposed to be obvious or you really think there are people out there that would play a game involving fluffy loving bears?

    oh wait.. this is the internet after all... :D



    "If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day, if you teach him how to fish, you feed him for a lifetime"



  • IdesofMarchIdesofMarch Member Posts: 1,164

    Originally posted by Vertex1980

    Originally posted by IdesofMarch
    It was obvious to me and Captain Obvious. Why wasn't it to you?


    Maybe because sarcasm doesn't work when written... and maybe I'm not you and him... and maybe just maybe some people read things different then others?  Ever think of that?

    It's been working pretty well so far.

    And maybe you aren't. Maybe I have. Maybe I'm just being sarcastic because reading your replies humor me. I wonder.

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