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Present from my mum

EranuEranu Member Posts: 191
in Dark and Light

God bless my lovely mum. She was out looking for a birthday present for me and bought me this knowing i like mmporgs. I could  barely hide my gags of laughter. Well i have to say i had it installed, played and uninstalled and confined to the data hell it belongs in less than 2 hours.

All i can say is this company should be prosecuted for releasing a game that surely breaks some trade description acts somewhere. What a steaming pile of detritus.

Please if there is anyone who comes by this post or indeed this forum that has been living with pygmies in the darkest reaches of Africa who hasnt heard how bad this game is for the love of all things holy dont waste your hard earned moola on this drinks coaster. 

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  • tepthtanistepthtanis Member Posts: 545

    Originally posted by Eranu

    God bless my lovely mum. She was out looking for a birthday present for me and bought me this knowing i like mmporgs. I could  barely hide my gags of laughter. Well i have to say i had it installed, played and uninstalled and confined to the data hell it belongs in less than 2 hours.
    All i can say is this company should be prosecuted for releasing a game that surely breaks some trade description acts somewhere. What a steaming pile of detritus.
    Please if there is anyone who comes by this post or indeed this forum that has been living with pygmies in the darkest reaches of Africa who hasnt heard how bad this game is for the love of all things holy dont waste your hard earned moola on this drinks coaster. 

    Now that! Is an entertaining British outlook on this game!

    Played Wow, D and L, AOC, GW, Eve, Rift and many more insignificant games.

  • infra172infra172 Member UncommonPosts: 145
    I think your mother might actually hate you.  Make sure she isn't poisoning your food.

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  • erikeneriken Member Posts: 96

    Originally posted by infra172
    I think your mother might actually hate you.  Make sure she isn't poisoning your food.


    This is the only reasonable explenation for your mom buying you that game. Unless she is a pygmy from deepest africa.
  • jimmyman99jimmyman99 Member UncommonPosts: 3,221
    Originally posted by infra172
    I think your mother might actually hate you.  Make sure she isn't poisoning your food.
    I was thinking the same thing hehe


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  • naldricnaldric Member UncommonPosts: 909

    mmm i just find it strange for a mom to go to the DnL site and buy this game for his son, and i wonder what you mean by she was OUT looking for a birthday present, since it's a downloadable version only game, when she could buy like 20 boxed MMORPGs at her local store...

    Oh well, your story  is at least a nice piece of fiction, and at worst like someone said earlier your mom dont love you and searched the net for the worst possible game to give you, and obviously found it image

  • anarchyartanarchyart Member Posts: 5,378


    Originally posted by Eranu

    God bless my lovely mum. She was out looking for a birthday present for me and bought me this knowing i like mmporgs. I could  barely hide my gags of laughter. Well i have to say i had it installed, played and uninstalled and confined to the data hell it belongs in less than 2 hours.
    All i can say is this company should be prosecuted for releasing a game that surely breaks some trade description acts somewhere. What a steaming pile of detritus.
    Please if there is anyone who comes by this post or indeed this forum that has been living with pygmies in the darkest reaches of Africa who hasnt heard how bad this game is for the love of all things holy dont waste your hard earned moola on this drinks coaster. 


    No offense, but like one of the other posters said, how was it your mom bought the game while she was out?

    The game is download only. You say you had it installed played and uninstalled in 2 hours.  Either your mom bought it off some guy who downloaded it and burned it onto a DVD for her, or you're lying.

    Not that the game isn't appalling, but your story has some holes in it I'd love to have some light shed on.

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  • DuraheLLDuraheLL Member Posts: 2,951
    .. they sell DNL at stores? image

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  • JaysteadJaystead Member Posts: 2
    Nope, but they drop it from planes over enemy territory.


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  • DuraheLLDuraheLL Member Posts: 2,951


    Originally posted by Jaystead
    Nope, but they drop it from planes over enemy territory.

    Hahahaha best line I've ever heard xD

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  • jokerdhelljokerdhell Member Posts: 52


    Originally posted by infra172
    I think your mother might actually hate you.  Make sure she isn't poisoning your food.


    XD

     

    That's a good one.

     

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  • tepthtanistepthtanis Member Posts: 545


    Originally posted by Jaystead
    Nope, but they drop it from planes over enemy territory.

    Great first post!image Congrats!!!

    Played Wow, D and L, AOC, GW, Eve, Rift and many more insignificant games.

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