In the name of Chrisco "Veterans save the NGE" Lets do this

kissodeath

Ok guys lets save SWG most of problems is marketing after seeing Helios Mywebspace site and seeing him and reading his words it all became so clear now ….This is Helios and peeps game now not ours they must go after their new audience target I got some Ideas Imp sure some can contribute and we can get the NGE rolling right.

 

Ok NGE NEW Game Experience is out the door not exciting and certainly not going to draw vets or people this game was designed for.

 

   Star Wars Galaxies Presents SWG NGE

            NEVER GAYER EVER

 

Helios is the perfect cover man and NEW iconic Figure of NGE, I never thought of a guy that looks more NGE .Hell He is the NGE. We’ll make a gimmick to give NGE image a big boost have Helios travel around the world between Publishes with other DEVs pushing the NGE acting and dressing as the guys that charged extra fees on cell phones.

 

Also make some game events starting out in noob quest where you can get an iced down swoop (possibly it’s these Ideas I get ok like …..

 

Pick for some of our new Professions or fixed older one ones like………

 Dancers, Why hang out in dark boring cantinas when you can fling on that Speedo and follow the best light shows in the galaxy” Combat groups. Set up a Mirror ball ASAP when fighting starts. Gain points for matching dance with NGE lightshow.

 

OR start as

 

 THE UBER LOOTER (Uber loot must be provided VIA third party (third parties not aloud)

 

Wander SWG shooting any NPC that moves and PWN NOOBS be the envy of your SWG friend when you show him all the same stuff you looted over and over. He’ll See Uber looter over your head and never question it,..  Thanks to the SOE staff who will work around the clock with misinformation tactics that even Hitler would envy. You may be the exact clone but (wink) we won’t tell.

 

WE LISTEN TO YOU THE NGE’ER

And to prove it Helios is answering a question by majority of NGE’ers

 “ Why R ThE IMPS SO MEEEEEAN”

So Next Chapter Code Named: FLOWER POWER

Several PRE-CU attitude adjustments made… we don’t won’t to ruin all the fun of finding out. But Vader is no longer “Disturbed” flailing about like a mad man with LS now you can see him in various cities handing out flowers and says “What Me Worry”

(We here at SOE hate to toot our own horns but it’s this kind of ground breaking innovation you can come to expect from employees at a top notch game place as ourselves)

 

We Luvs Our Vets

And to prove it well give you a set of special edition Visors, so you can play the game instead of consistently stopping to say you tripped into a door or fell into a pit of rancor’s. Why? Because we care.

 

Now I know this is rough but a "work in progress" When Completed Ill attach email addys of peeps that helped save the NGE. Ill make sure Smed sets us up with windowed offices and the Standard SOE Thrones" I think you may have to self appoint it not sure yet" But well surely get on the SOE gravy train then all we got to do is tell everyone how smart we are and never have to work agian.

 

WHOS ON BOARD?

 

Mrbloodworth

What?

kissodeath

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Originally posted by Mrbloodworth
What?

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Huh?

Squal'Zell

i dont get it...

Rytz

Based on the subject of your post, I think your intentions are in favor
of the vets but I can't understand anything you said in the post. 
Sorry man.  Punctuation FTW.

Uberman

I ran it through Babel Fish, but all that came back was "Cat walking on the keyboard."   

MrArchy

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

Seriously though, if I understand the intentions of your post, it's been tried (many times) and it has failed (every time).  I consider the efforts to warn potential future MMO customers about $OE/SWG:NGE to be time better spent.

Uberman

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Originally posted by MrArchy
Drugs are bad, m'kay? Seriously though, if I understand the intentions of your post, it's been tried (many times) and it has failed (every time).  I consider the efforts to warn potential future MMO customers about $OE/SWG:NGE to be time better spent.

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Agreed.  And really, that's what this forum (and other forums like this) are for.  The half-way informed gamer is going to go visit forums like this to get a feel for the overall impression of the game before they buy/play.  We can have the greatest impact for the new players, then, by just continuing to voice our opinions here.

Nasedoo

kissodeath

lets not and say we did..?

i just want SWG to die its a to old of a game.. sorry but i hate SWG even if it was pre-cu

ShiloFields

He is being sarcastic.  He is describing a sales pictch that includes negative things. A way to basically trash the game.

JestorRodo

 Sound like John Belushi  in "Animal House".. Don't stop him , he is on a roll.

Kylrathin

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!

chlaos

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Originally posted by MrArchy

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

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Ok, now them are fighting words...........