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Yo mama Competion1

This is a yo mama dissing competion
Rules are simple this is topic #1 so i choose 6people to go to finals
If you winyoull get respect i guess
I hope i dont get banned

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  • godofwar69godofwar69 Member Posts: 151

    yo mama so stupid she thinks dick chainy is a vibrater

  • JoHosephatJoHosephat Member Posts: 180
    She let you make this thread, that says enough about "Yo Mama".
  • Beatnik59Beatnik59 Member UncommonPosts: 2,413
    Yo mama's so poor, she needed a co-signer on a credit app before they'd let her drive to window #2 at McDonalds.

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  • SlickinfinitSlickinfinit Member UncommonPosts: 1,094
    Your mama's beef curtains looks like a 100 year old Shar-pei !

    {(RIP)} SWG

  • cornoffcobcornoffcob Member Posts: 860
    yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade


    I hope some day we can all put aside our racisms and prejudices and just laugh at people


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  • cornoffcobcornoffcob Member Posts: 860
    yo momma so fat Jesus made FUN of her in the third grade


    I hope some day we can all put aside our racisms and prejudices and just laugh at people


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  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918
    Yo momma is so fat that she spends her friday nights with a bucket of fried chicken masterbating to cooking shows.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • sloppySecondsloppySecond Member Posts: 12



    Originally posted by W-Addict

    This is a yo mama dissing competion
    Rules are simple this is topic #1 so i choose 6people to go to finals
    If you winyoull get respect i guess
    I hope i dont get banned



    ya momma's so fat she needs her own area code
  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912

    Yo mama so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.

    Yo mama so fat, yo daddy straps a 2x4 to his ass to keep from falling in.

    Yo mama so fat, yo daddy has to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

    Yo mama so ugly, her family sent your daddy condolences.

    Yo mama so ugly, yo daddy wraps her in a flag and does her for Ol' Glory.

  • qotsaqotsa Member UncommonPosts: 835
     Yo mama is so fat, that all the pictures in her clothing catalogs are aerial views.
     





  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912

    Yo mama so fat, they had to take the family photo from the hubble telescope so she wouldn't crowd everybody out.

  • NintendoLordNintendoLord Member Posts: 22



    Originally posted by cornoffcob
    yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade



    Yo momma so fat she squashed jesus in the third grade

    Yo momma so fat she need planning permission to sit down

     

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  • kel11kel11 Member Posts: 1,089
    "The winner will get 10 thousand dollars in cash mohhney."

    QFG

    Quoted for gayness.





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  • NobleLegionNobleLegion Member Posts: 38

    Yo mama so fat even jesus couldent lift her spirits

    Yo mama so ugly she gave freddy kueger nightmares

    Yo mama so ugly she looked in the closet and the boogeyman quit

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer

    Yo mama is like a ceiling fan once shes turned on she blows everyone around her

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$Wheres my$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

  • NintendoLordNintendoLord Member Posts: 22



    Originally posted by NobleLegion

    Yo mama so fat even jesus couldent lift her spirits
    Yo mama so ugly she gave freddy kueger nightmares
    Yo mama so ugly she looked in the closet and the boogeyman quit
    Yo mama so stupid she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer
    Yo mama is like a ceiling fan once shes turned on she blows everyone around her
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$Wheres my$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$



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  • W-AddictW-Addict Member Posts: 23

    Winners
    ______
    Draenor
    NobleLegion
    Godofwar69
    Zorvan
    __________
    godofwar69 vs Zorvan
    Noblelgion vs Draenor

  • olddaddyolddaddy Member Posts: 3,356

    (American Football)

    Your mama used to be pretty good at blocking down on the tackle, to bad she didn't teach you that.

     

  • NobleLegionNobleLegion Member Posts: 38

    THREAD OVER

  • cornoffcobcornoffcob Member Posts: 860

    Originally posted by W-Addict
    Winners
    ______
    Draenor
    NobleLegion
    Godofwar69
    Zorvan
    __________
    godofwar69 vs Zorvan
    Noblelgion vs Draenor

    I WANNA RECOUNT I WANNA RECOUNT!!!!! BUSH RIGGED THIS COMPETITION!!1SHIFT+111!!


    I hope some day we can all put aside our racisms and prejudices and just laugh at people


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  • GameloadingGameloading Member UncommonPosts: 14,182



    Originally posted by JoHosephat
    She let you make this thread, that says enough about "Yo Mama".


    QFT!
  • MMO_ManMMO_Man Member Posts: 666
    Yo mamma so fat, when she eats at a buffet they give her the group discount.


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  • NobleLegionNobleLegion Member Posts: 38

    Yo mama so ugly i tried to post a picture of her on mmorpg.com and the staff banned me for posting a ass

  • NobleLegionNobleLegion Member Posts: 38

    Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a Nintendo 64 and it turned into a Gameboy.
    Yo mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptised
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to taco bell the mexicans saw her and they went back to mexico

  • godofwar69godofwar69 Member Posts: 151

    Yo mama's so ugly she has to "Trick or Treat" over the phone.
    Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish
    Yo mama's so stupid she put your ugly dog in the oven to make a hot dog.

  • SlickinfinitSlickinfinit Member UncommonPosts: 1,094

    Your mama is like a shotgun one cock she blows!

    your mama is so small she can handglide on a dorito!

    your mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she has 2 sheepdogs in a headlock!

    your mama is so bald when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom!

    your mama is so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund!

    {(RIP)} SWG

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