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Whats the longest you've gone without getting laid?
KnivesOnly
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Been a month and 2 weeks and i'm slowly going crazy cause you can't fuck a slut incase they have aids and other women are like "i don't even know you why would i shag you?" Like geezzzzzz cause we all have needs.......
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... Lets see, hmm about 16 years... Wait thats like my whole life... Man I need to get laid... If anyone needs it, its me.
go on a random website and click on one of those shady ads with the girls in your area looking to get fucked! give it a try and tell us all if those websites really work
yeah, I've been wondering about that too...I've always been interested and seeing if it works or not. And sadly...I'm serious...
More than likely you might get a girl with low hourly rates! I don't know though with the Website costs the pimp's cut may drive the prices up.Bren
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15 years. But, if I didn't have a steady girlfriend I cared about, I would've tried one of those sites already, very tempting.
Yikes, I would say it sounds like you have a problem, you are either a hypersexualized individual and suffering from chemical and pychological withdraw, or, the more likely answer, you are overdramatisizing your animal urges as a way of showing your masculinity, meaning it makes it seem like sex is usually abundant to you and thus why you "suffer," greatly without it. Either way you may want to get that fixed.
Anyway, sex isn't a need as I classify one, meaning you will not die without it, it is purely a want and an addiction, like cocaine. You will be fine.
Don't you worry little buddy. You're dealing with a man of honor. However, honor requires a higher percentage of profit
Dang, morality and values have taken a dive lately.
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Since my sex life started, never more than 3 months.. but that was inbetween relationships. By the way, never cheat.. you will feel like shit, just dump the girl you are with and move on if you feel the need to be with another one.
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17 years... And I still don't care. Most girls my age are slutty and have extremely low self-esteems... I don't need that kind of emotional baggage. Not to mention, I just don't really care about sex all the much, it's not a moral thing, I just don't care. It turns people into beasts.
15 years and 9 days. Man that was a rough way to start off life
16 and a bit, just not interested. Intimacy creeps me out and I don't feel like going to all the trouble of having to spend excess time with someone.
OMFG!!! for starters i can't believe you said that. I am almost crying from laughing so hard!
To answer your question, They work...
A friends Dad was bagging chicks every night of the week after his divorce, useing one of those services. Sometimes doubles, Good looking girls for the most part as well. It was funny cause it got to the point where he finally got fed up with trying to keep tabs on them all. So he found a steady chick and re-married eventually. Hahahaha.
It probably helped he was slinging some pipe that dam near touched his knee's. Only reason I know that unfortunatly.... I was sleeping on the couch after a rough night of drinking. He walks out of his room at 7am butt naked, still litt from the previous night with his "member" just a swinging away, down to the end of the driveway in a fairly residential area. Comes back inside with a shit-eaten-grin on his face because he forgot what he went outside for, and goes back to his room.
The neighbors loved him after that stunt.
26 years. Suck it unchaste wussies.
Psychologically speaking it is a need. Just like food, water, shelter are. It is one of the basic human needs.
Oh and to answer your question 8 weeks.
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Can anyone say, "stupid thread?"
To be honest, I haven't had sex in six years. The last time was with a call girl. It cost me $330 U.S. dollars.
BTW, it was good.
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I was getting i on on 15 birthday so minus my growing up it was 9 months. And here how it went down,My wife which i have been with for close to 4 yrs living together in my house mind you before we got married.Well one day i comes home from work and she is in my living room crying ! at this point she is still my girl friend for 4 yrs,we talked about getting married but hell i was getting it for free so of course i said hell NO !! screw that,I'm not going down that road !! My married friends were not that happy I thought at least that was my impression. But back to the she is crying part,well it turns out one of my married Christan neighbor's which my wifes was good friends with CONVERTED my none believing wife to a full blown on FIRE Christian !!!!! all in about 2 hours.And i went ballistic,i was freaking out !! LIKE way out, I went over to Sandy's house and just cursed that b******* out,I said things like do u a have any f**King idea what u have done,I'M going to leave that F**KING B*****,U DUMM ASS U REALLY F**KED UP,well at that point her husband made me leave !!
Well i went home got my keys and split went out and got 3 sheets to the wind,went back home after mom and dad said go back, like son how bad could it be??? got back home wanted to make up !! but to my surprise we wasn't going to make hot nasty s** like always ?? so to find out to my surprise their was going to be no loving with out a wedding ring!! well i really didn't know what to do,I was raised in Christan home.Hell i was thinking at that point god might smite me or something to that affect !!! if i didn't do what was right. The first month wasn't to hard,and yes i rebelled every day, it was tuff vary tuff,after awhile i got to like values thing, it like grew on me after sometime.I really found out how much i cared for her,but it was 9 MONTHS before we got married with no sex and sleeping in the same bed !! mostly or on the couch for me ..hehe. 9 months of watching her take showers and getting dressed and putting on black hose on the those long legs for Sunday church.O and putting those big peaches in those holders,O the pain of it all,needless to say its all true and we are still married and have a little girl.
Trade in material assumptions for spiritual facts and make permanent progress.
It better be good for that money..
For 330 dollars she better cook me breakfast in the morning, clean my house, and go to work for me.
That is the worst usage of money I have ever heard of. Honestly I think that dude that spent 10K on that WoW account made a better investment then spending money on getting sex.
Sex is the easiest thing in the world to get. Everyone wants it.
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The last time I got laid was about 8 months ago. Fuck.
Now before you guys go calling me a social dunce, I've been cock blocked by a lack of condom twice since then, and I don't fuck a girl I wouldn't brag about to my friends.
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Just use a Condom just say to the women ur infertile so u cant get pregnant and u just went to the gp for aids test the other day. That or get em drunk...
KnivesOnly you said that the longest you've gone without getting laid is 1 month and 2 weeks. So you were 1 month and 2 weeks old when you lost your virginity? :P
This is what I'm talking about. Doesn't anyone find this WRONG?Just use a Condom just say to the women ur infertile so u cant get pregnant and u just went to the gp for aids test the other day. That or get em drunk...
I could have gotten laid about 2 years ago. I was 14 at the time, and me and my friend went to Jersey, and we were dicking around on this boardwalk, doing dumb shit as usual, trying to freak out the locals and whatnot.
When out of the blue a herd of drunk (and attractive) 18 year old girls stumbled by, and saw our cheeky antics (dancing for money on the boardwalk, hugging random people, etc.), and started talking with us. My friend began introducing us, and he introduced me by my nickname, which is "Pants" (Nobody knows why, even the friend who gave it to me). So one of them giggled, and said "Pants? Does that mean that there's a party in your pants? Am I invited?". I refused and kind of shied away from them after that.
I could have done it. She was drunk, we were both from out of state, she was into me (quite a bit), but I didn't go for it. I didn't want to take advantage of the poor girl, and I didn't have any condoms, so I didn't want to get a *visit* 20 years down the road. I just felt guilty, and my conscience wouldn't let me do it. Yet whenever I tell that story to friends, the friend who was with me included, they tell me they're "disappointed".
WTF happened to morality? I really want to know. Or am I just stupid for trying to believe in it?
Get used to it kid. It doesn't change until after they have children; and then they turn into something far far worse. My suggestion? Date a foreign girl. All American women are rotten and screwed up to the core.
Hope you got your things together. Hope you are quite prepared to die. Looks like we're in for nasty weather. ... There's a bad moon on the rise.
man if i was in your shoes i would of said yes but only if she had a condom no chance without as you say dont want a visit 20 years down the line lol
Should someone be checkin I.D's on this thread?
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