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Are you sad? Here something to cheer you up. Go to any quest location with mobs. Tag a few of them. Watch and enjoy. Here is what will happen:

  1. One will turn in your general direction but will get stuck in an invisible obstacle
  2. The second will start running towards you then passes you then disapears on the horizon
  3. The third will start running opposite direction of you, stop, mill for a half a minute  then return to you
  4. The fourth may actually reach you, SURPRISE!!!!

Now, once one or two mobs are hitting you run around them, but careful ... just a few yards ... don't take  too many steps cause they'll reset.  Turn around and enjoy the show:

The mobs will most likely get stuck in one-another, they will mill about, one direction, then the other, then they will begin the synchronized running in place event where their feet move but their bodies won't. They are now slowly and hopelessly merged into one another.

. Wait a few minutes. They may untangle. Wou will need to take two more steps so that they re-entangle.

The programming on this game is surprisingly bad. It is one thing to have bad path finding, and other to have mobs run the opposite direction, that is not bad path finding ... that is incompetent path finding. This game has bugs of such magnitude that makes one wonder just what the heck were they thinking.

 

 

 

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  • ProfRedProfRed Member UncommonPosts: 3,495

    Are you serious with the trolling tonight little WoW boy?  Maybe if you earned your levels in WoW instead of buying accounts you would have something better to do? 

  • TsukieUTsukieU Member Posts: 559

    Pathing....

    Pathing...?

    Pathing?!?

     

    Seriously, of all the bugs that are in the game right now.  A significant number of them are game-breaking.  You choose freaking pathing to whine about?

     

    You fail at trolling.  Go back to Ebaum's until your troll is stronger.

    Mne eto nado kak zuby v zadnitse.

  • 123123456202123123456202 Member Posts: 272

    here trolly troly troll you want a cookie your bad trolly so you dont get a cookie sorry

     

     

     

    ps your not a troll because of this post is because every post ive seen you post (uve been doing this all day) has been negative towards WAR

  • CursedseiCursedsei Member Posts: 1,012
    Originally posted by 123123456202


    here trolly troly troll you want a cookie your bad trolly so you dont get a cookie sorry
     
     
     
    ps your not a troll because of this post is because every post ive seen you post (uve been doing this all day) has been negative towards WAR

     

    heh yeah, poor little WoW troll, he's gettin scared that a decent MMO is on the horizon

  • ProfRedProfRed Member UncommonPosts: 3,495
    Originally posted by Cursedsei

    Originally posted by 123123456202


    here trolly troly troll you want a cookie your bad trolly so you dont get a cookie sorry
     
     
     
    ps your not a troll because of this post is because every post ive seen you post (uve been doing this all day) has been negative towards WAR

     

    heh yeah, poor little WoW troll, he's gettin scared that a decent MMO is on the horizon

     

    .. and he already blew all his allowance on having his WoW chars powerleveled, and buying accounts. 

  • markyturnipmarkyturnip Member UncommonPosts: 837

    There are certainly pathing issues... many mobs run in the opposite direction, which is bizarre - unless this is tactical. Others do get stuck.

    But not as bad as he said. And who cares any way. This is about RVR much more than PVE. Human players seem to path fine.

  • longabowlongabow Member Posts: 25
    Originally posted by TsukieU


    Pathing....
    Pathing...?
    Pathing?!?
     
    Seriously, of all the bugs that are in the game right now.  A significant number of them are game-breaking.  You choose freaking pathing to whine about?
     
    You fail at trolling.  Go back to Ebaum's until your troll is stronger.

     

    This post  was entertainment and seeing just how bad the programming on this game is/was. You should draw you own conclusions and expectations based on how badly they borked and huge part of their game.

    Without proper pathing the entire PvE section of the game is hopelessly broken.  I have never seen an MMO with mobs that are this stupid.

    you need to be gratuitously optimistic to expect that anything that  more complex features would work where not even simple ones like a mob moving in your general direction do not

     

     

     

  • CursedseiCursedsei Member Posts: 1,012
    Originally posted by markyturnip


    There are pathing issues. But not as bad as he said. And who cares any way. This is about RVR much more than PVE. Human players seem to path fine.

     

    We all know, but watching a wannabe-WoW troll trying is funny, the only "trolling" he's done is probably a lvl 1 troll in WoW

  • TsukieUTsukieU Member Posts: 559

    And he keeps going!  Lol this guy is priceless, can we keep him?

    Mne eto nado kak zuby v zadnitse.

  • CursedseiCursedsei Member Posts: 1,012
    Originally posted by TsukieU


    And he keeps going!  Lol this guy is priceless, can we keep him?

     

    Hmm, only if you think you are responsible enough to care for him Tsukie, remember to the last troll you had? You forgot about him and he died from lack of attention

  • TsukieUTsukieU Member Posts: 559

    But mooooommm...he got boring.  I promise to take care of this one, I'll even buy him food this time!

    Mne eto nado kak zuby v zadnitse.

  • ProfRedProfRed Member UncommonPosts: 3,495
    Originally posted by Pheace 
    [quote from Mark Jacobs]Folks,





    4) Pet AI and pathing is severely broken. The Preview Weekend patch (3.3) unfortunately borked the system. This is issue #1B for us. Even though this is a beta and new bugs/issues are to be expected, we messed up on this issue. We expect a quick turnaround on this next week. So please accept my apologies for this one, it should not have happened.

    Mark [/quote]



     
    vnboards.ign.com/warhammer_online_age_of_reckoning_general_board/b22997/108321422/p1/
     

    Quick turn around on this next week.  Open beta is a ways off giving them plenty of time.  They address their issues.  The game is still in beta btw.  You can buy an account in a few months don't get all worked up.

  • longabowlongabow Member Posts: 25
    Originally posted by TsukieU


    And he keeps going!  Lol this guy is priceless, can we keep him?

     

    I do enjoy trolling for sure.

    Especially when you have such a low hanging fruit, such a juicy target.

    This game has so many flaws, it is borked on so many levels. It is just a  matter of time until it all goes down.

    I did buy into the hype and really wanted something that is worth playing but it aint so.

     

     

  • ProfRedProfRed Member UncommonPosts: 3,495
    Originally posted by longabow

    Originally posted by TsukieU


    And he keeps going!  Lol this guy is priceless, can we keep him?

     

    I do enjoy trolling for sure.

    Especially when you have such a low hanging fruit, such a juicy target.

    This game has so many flaws, it is borked on so many levels. It is just a  matter of time until it all goes down.

    I did buy into the hype and really wanted something that is worth playing but it aint so.

     

     

     

    Care to bet? 

  • TsukieUTsukieU Member Posts: 559

    Oh man even when he gets into it with me he's even on message.  I really hope he's paid for this, if not he should be!

     

    But seriously, can I keep him?  PWEEZE!

    Mne eto nado kak zuby v zadnitse.

  • CursedseiCursedsei Member Posts: 1,012
    Originally posted by longabow

    Originally posted by TsukieU


    And he keeps going!  Lol this guy is priceless, can we keep him?

     

    I do enjoy trolling for sure.

    Especially when you have such a low hanging fruit, such a juicy target.

    This game has so many flaws, it is borked on so many levels. It is just a  matter of time until it all goes down.

    I did buy into the hype and really wanted something that is worth playing but it aint so.

     

     

     

    if its such a low target, why cant you reach it then? :P

  • rlf0331rlf0331 Member Posts: 25

    It's been reported from Mythic that the pathing issues are a bug caused by the latest patch. This is still beta for a reason. This issue is their first priority next to CTD (Crash to Desktop) issues. Give them a chance to fix this stuff before release.

  • longabowlongabow Member Posts: 25
    Originally posted by ProfRed

    Originally posted by Pheace 
    [quote from Mark Jacobs]Folks,





    4) Pet AI and pathing is severely broken. The Preview Weekend patch (3.3) unfortunately borked the system. This is issue #1B for us. Even though this is a beta and new bugs/issues are to be expected, we messed up on this issue. We expect a quick turnaround on this next week. So please accept my apologies for this one, it should not have happened.

    Mark [/quote]



     
    vnboards.ign.com/warhammer_online_age_of_reckoning_general_board/b22997/108321422/p1/
     

     

     

    You must wonder just what kind of development/testing process do they have that allows for a complete borkage of the entire pathing for the entire game.

    - good thing that they noticed and take some reposibility, it also exposed  the blindness of the fanbois, very few of them admitted to these errors, yet it turns out the whole thing was broken all along ... and I was correct

    good riddance

     

  • CursedseiCursedsei Member Posts: 1,012
    Originally posted by longabow

    Originally posted by ProfRed

    Originally posted by Pheace 
    [quote from Mark Jacobs]Folks,





    4) Pet AI and pathing is severely broken. The Preview Weekend patch (3.3) unfortunately borked the system. This is issue #1B for us. Even though this is a beta and new bugs/issues are to be expected, we messed up on this issue. We expect a quick turnaround on this next week. So please accept my apologies for this one, it should not have happened.

    Mark [/quote]



     
    vnboards.ign.com/warhammer_online_age_of_reckoning_general_board/b22997/108321422/p1/
     

     

     

    You must wonder just what kind of development/testing process do they have that allows for a complete borkage of the entire pathing for the entire game.

    - good thing that they noticed and take some reposibility, it also exposed  the blindness of the fanbois, very few of them admitted to these errors, yet it turns out the whole thing was broken all along ... and I was correct

    good riddance

     

    good riddance would only be appropriate if you were gone.

    Do you have any experience in coding little boy? No? I assumed so.

  • ProtuniaProtunia Member Posts: 111

    Its kind of funny to watch this stuff ;)

     

    Every release you have people who say something about the games flaws and the rabid fan bois try and come to the rescue.

     

    Beleive me is WAR has flaws it wont be long before everyone knows.

    Please dont expect everyone to post lovey dovey WAR is perfect posts.

     

    You fans of WAR are going to go through what every other MMO released recently has gone through.

    Personally I will give you some advice  dont even post in threads that you dont agree with.

    you only bump them and they last longer exposing things about the game you dont like to hear.

     

    Anyhow good luck they got a short time to patch print and release I hope they can get it up to speed for you guys and at least you will have a descent launch and retain some people after the flames die down.

  • ProfRedProfRed Member UncommonPosts: 3,495

    Do you realize it's beta?  The error could be from something as small as one line of code.  Your intelligence level never ceases to amaze me.  You are like a lone troll without a home because the WoW fans don't want your slave labor supporting, account buying arse, and your trolling attempts have never actually succeeded.  You are almost the most interesting person on these forums.  In a very sad way.

  • ProfRedProfRed Member UncommonPosts: 3,495
    Originally posted by UberKnot


    Its kind of funny to watch this stuff ;)
     
    Every release you have people who say something about the games flaws and the rabid fan bois try and come to the rescue.
     
    Beleive me is WAR has flaws it wont be long before everyone knows.
    Please dont expect everyone to post lovey dovey WAR is perfect posts.
     
    You fans of WAR are going to go through what every other MMO released recently has gone through.
    Personally I will give you some advice  dont even post in threads that you dont agree with.
    you only bump them and they last longer exposing things about the game you dont like to hear.
     
    Anyhow good luck they got a short time to patch print and release I hope they can get it up to speed for you guys and at least you will have a descent launch and retain some people after the flames die down.

     

    There are plenty of anti WAR posts and posts about the bugs that are legitimate discussions.  Even fanbois say exactly what's wrong with WAR at the moment.  It's tools like this guy trolling the forums that we jump on.  Just look at his post history and you might understand why.

  • Ian_HawkmoonIan_Hawkmoon Member Posts: 365

    Just a quick jump in here and then I will keep quiet.

    Isn't release next month?  If so, then they shouldn't be having these kind of bugs in the game this close to release.

     

     

  • Keeper2000Keeper2000 Member UncommonPosts: 637
    Originally posted by longabow


    Are you sad? Here something to cheer you up. Go to any quest location with mobs. Tag a few of them. Watch and enjoy. Here is what will happen:

    One will turn in your general direction but will get stuck in an invisible obstacle
    The second will start running towards you then passes you then disapears on the horizon
    The third will start running opposite direction of you, stop, mill for a half a minute  then return to you
    The fourth may actually reach you, SURPRISE!!!!

    Now, once one or two mobs are hitting you run around them, but careful ... just a few yards ... don't take  too many steps cause they'll reset.  Turn around and enjoy the show:
    The mobs will most likely get stuck in one-another, they will mill about, one direction, then the other, then they will begin the synchronized running in place event where their feet move but their bodies won't. They are now slowly and hopelessly merged into one another.
    . Wait a few minutes. They may untangle. Wou will need to take two more steps so that they re-entangle.
    The programming on this game is surprisingly bad. It is one thing to have bad path finding, and other to have mobs run the opposite direction, that is not bad path finding ... that is incompetent path finding. This game has bugs of such magnitude that makes one wonder just what the heck were they thinking.

    Aren't you the guy that said a Zealot at lvl 4 is OP?

    Come on!!!

    You have zero credibility for me and I could care less of anything you post from now on.

     

  • CursedseiCursedsei Member Posts: 1,012
    Originally posted by Ian_Hawkmoon


    Just a quick jump in here and then I will keep quiet.
    Isn't release next month?  If so, then they shouldn't be having these kind of bugs in the game this close to release.
     
     

     

    Yes, but that is why they are doing beta all the way to release. Beta is to get rid of as many major bugs and such as possible. An MMO cant be released completely perfect, its impossible. And its common knowledge that the first few months of actual play will be rocky, and that is where the real work comes in

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