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  • admjn65admjn65 Member Posts: 253

    Once there was a disturbed little arabian monkey which could not be cut enough to buy some rubber to protect his large but smooth banana. However, he could only use sellotape to fix a citical piece of the ancient two-handed sword of the tribal people.
    Although this task was quite a tricky one, he died. His brother, Bob transferred to spam and ate some pie with a shot of vodka and crapped his pants.

    After fixing the hole in his crotch he proceeded making his very first pair of purple and pink pants. After a short beer break he started to violently throw up. What a cheap drunk, said his beer, was mexican-made, but brewed with hay and razors, yet it was suprisinly smooth. So smooth that his bladder couldnt work properly so, he hurled like a red-headed stepchild.

    His imaginary friend patted him then he lost his lucky charms because he dropped bush is awful but kerry=hellspawn. Kerry raises taxes and murders your babies. Unborn & Partially. PINK PEANUTBUTTER PIRATES!

    During this MMORPG-ADMINS decided to hunt for Osama by using flaming liberals as bait.  Exploding carcasses of dead democrats from hell attracted liberal blood-sucking-baby-killing-democrats-like-john-kerry and they attempted swallowing

  • sliversliver Member Posts: 132

    his ass burned

  • ThinmanThinman Member Posts: 461

    in the sauteing process.

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    Waiting for WoW, will play until something with new gameplay arrives

    "The philosophy of a corporate entity umbrellas all activities. Obviously, SOE has a flawed way of doing business."
    -Crabby, MMORPG Boards

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    Looking forward (cautiously) to: Age of Conan, Dark Solstice, Armada Online.

    Will soon try: Guild Wars

    Overall: Amazed and bewhildered at the current sad state of the artform of gaming.

  • AzianGamer86AzianGamer86 Member Posts: 56

    Once there was a disturbed little arabian monkey which could not be cut enough to buy some rubber to protect his large but smooth banana. However, he could only use sellotape to fix a citical piece of the ancient two-handed sword of the tribal people.
    Although this task was quite a tricky one, he died. His brother, Bob transferred to spam and ate some pie with a shot of vodka and crapped his pants.

    After fixing the hole in his crotch he proceeded making his very first pair of purple and pink pants. After a short beer break he started to violently throw up. What a cheap drunk, said his beer, was mexican-made, but brewed with hay and razors, yet it was suprisinly smooth. So smooth that his bladder couldnt work properly so, he hurled like a red-headed stepchild.

    His imaginary friend patted him then he lost his lucky charms because he dropped bush is awful but kerry=hellspawn. Kerry raises taxes and murders your babies. Unborn & Partially. PINK PEANUTBUTTER PIRATES!

    During this MMORPG-ADMINS decided to hunt for Osama by using flaming liberals as bait. Exploding carcasses of dead democrats from hell attracted liberal blood-sucking-baby-killing-democrats-like-john-kerry and they attempted swallowing his ass burned in the sauteing process. Kerry

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    I bet my dad can beat up your dad *sticks tongue out*

  • admjn65admjn65 Member Posts: 253

    Once there was a disturbed little arabian monkey which could not be cut enough to buy some rubber to protect his large but smooth banana. However, he could only use sellotape to fix a citical piece of the ancient two-handed sword of the tribal people.
    Although this task was quite a tricky one, he died. His brother, Bob transferred to spam and ate some pie with a shot of vodka and crapped his pants.

    After fixing the hole in his crotch he proceeded making his very first pair of purple and pink pants. After a short beer break he started to violently throw up. What a cheap drunk, said his beer, was mexican-made, but brewed with hay and razors, yet it was suprisinly smooth. So smooth that his bladder couldnt work properly so, he hurled like a red-headed stepchild.

    His imaginary friend patted him then he lost his lucky charms because he dropped bush is awful but kerry=hellspawn. Kerry raises taxes and murders your babies. Unborn & Partially. PINK PEANUTBUTTER PIRATES!

    During this MMORPG-ADMINS decided to hunt for Osama by using flaming liberals as bait. Exploding carcasses of dead democrats from hell attracted liberal blood-sucking-baby-killing-democrats-like-john-kerry and they attempted swallowing his ass burned in the sauteing process. Kerry wacked his tiny

  • ThoomThoom Member Posts: 436

    Once there was a disturbed little arabian monkey which could not be cut enough to buy some rubber to protect his large but smooth banana. However, he could only use sellotape to fix a citical piece of the ancient two-handed sword of the tribal people.
    Although this task was quite a tricky one, he died. His brother, Bob transferred to spam and ate some pie with a shot of vodka and crapped his pants.

    After fixing the hole in his crotch he proceeded making his very first pair of purple and pink pants. After a short beer break he started to violently throw up. What a cheap drunk, said his beer, was mexican-made, but brewed with hay and razors, yet it was suprisinly smooth. So smooth that his bladder couldnt work properly so, he hurled like a red-headed stepchild.

    His imaginary friend patted him then he lost his lucky charms because he dropped bush is awful but kerry=hellspawn. Kerry raises taxes and murders your babies. Unborn & Partially. PINK PEANUTBUTTER PIRATES!

    During this MMORPG-ADMINS decided to hunt for Osama by using flaming liberals as bait. Exploding carcasses of dead democrats from hell attracted liberal blood-sucking-baby-killing-democrats-like-john-kerry and they attempted swallowing his ass burned in the sauteing process. Kerry wacked his tiny space monkey smiling

  • admjn65admjn65 Member Posts: 253

    Once there was a disturbed little arabian monkey which could not be cut enough to buy some rubber to protect his large but smooth banana. However, he could only use sellotape to fix a citical piece of the ancient two-handed sword of the tribal people.
    Although this task was quite a tricky one, he died. His brother, Bob transferred to spam and ate some pie with a shot of vodka and crapped his pants.

    After fixing the hole in his crotch he proceeded making his very first pair of purple and pink pants. After a short beer break he started to violently throw up. What a cheap drunk, said his beer, was mexican-made, but brewed with hay and razors, yet it was suprisinly smooth. So smooth that his bladder couldnt work properly so, he hurled like a red-headed stepchild.

    His imaginary friend patted him then he lost his lucky charms because he dropped bush is awful but kerry=hellspawn. Kerry raises taxes and murders your babies. Unborn & Partially. PINK PEANUTBUTTER PIRATES!

    During this MMORPG-ADMINS decided to hunt for Osama by using flaming liberals as bait. Exploding carcasses of dead democrats from hell attracted liberal blood-sucking-baby-killing-democrats-like-john-kerry and they attempted swallowing his ass burned in the sauteing process. Kerry wacked his tiny space monkey smiling and dancing to


     

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