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A treat for all the deniers: My Review

schloobschloob Member Posts: 160

Here is my review.

 

My fanboy Darkfall reveiw.

Gameplay: 10/10  Darkfall employs revolutionary game mechanics and skill based systems.  The mobs are super intelligent and never run back and forth in the same spot while you hit them in the back.  Also, they spawn in different places making it super fun to look for them.  Also, the world is absolutely CRAWLING with mobs.  Large fields filled with hundreds of dirrerent types of mobs.  It reminds me of South Karana back from the old EQ days.  In any given area, or "zone" there may be several humanoid mobs, mythical creatures, gnolls, centuars, aviaks, wild animals, all with various risk vs. reward.  While crafters may want to hunt the animals for pelts, those seeking loot and riches will certainly go after humanoids.  The UI is extremely intuitive and easy to use and proves to be a step above those other games like WoW.  There is an intricate balance between PvP, PvE, socializing and crafting in this game and there is always something to do and plenty of friendly people waiting to help.

Graphics: 10/10   The best MMORPG graphics since AoC with life-like clouds of blood when attacking and environmental effects.

Sounds: 10/10   Every whiz and whir of a staff or swing of a scimitar produces a crystal clear and life-like sound effect in THX Dolby Digital 5.1 surround sound.  It is absolutely spectatcular and compliments the DX 17 graphics very well.

Crafting:  10/10  Easily the best crafting system since Vanguard:SoH set the bar so high.  Crafting is not repetitive and is very profitable.

PvP:  10/10  If you love PvP, this game is for you!  this is the reason AV released this game, in order to show all those WoW bubble-gum players what a real MMORPG should be.  Fights between players are intense and really get the adrenaline pumping.  Large battles involve extremely advanced and in-depth tactics and large sieges take into account player skill, gear, team work and patience.  Advance tactics include casters working together to summon huge spells that effect all enemies on the battlefield.  On a smaller scale, some tactics for winning in PvE involves two people starting on day one, farming exploits until week 2, using all the exploit money to buy armor, weapons and horses, then going to the starter-town goblins and strategically killing people harvesting or killing goblins in their 2nd hour of playing.  If you can't hang with the best stay home.  If you like PvE, save your money because AV doesn't want it.  They are making this game just to cater to the hard-working, fast thinking, extremely skilled, intelligent, handsome, popular, carasmatic and accomplished typical hardcore PvP player.  AV would rather go bankrupt than have one PvE carebear noob taint the strong community.

Community:  10/10  Darkfall's community consists of the most well-spoken and intelligent critics and supporters.  All negative reviews are embraced by supporters and name calling is all but non-existant.  Tasos chooses two people a day to go out and have a beer with and talk about the state of the game and ask for feedback.  No one ever exagerrates about either how good or how bad the game is.

Performance:  10/10  Since day 1 there has only been a few minutes of downtime on each of the servers.  It is extremely easy to forget you are playing a game because movement is so fluid and lifelike.

Overall 10/10

 

 

Overall: 10/10  I am tempted to throw away scoring conventions and just give this game a perfect score of a million out of a million but I only havea 10 point scale.  It is definately an 11.

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  • DarthRaidenDarthRaiden Member UncommonPosts: 4,333

    Didn't i said to you some hours ago that the magic of DarkFall has you ?

    ..you want go anywhere ..DarkFall is the best of the best and you will forever be amazed by it ...

    Look this review now shows that the addiction to the game started to kick in ..

    Spent a bit more time with it and you will  write reviews about the  whole beauty of DF like a charm .. 

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  • Bruticus_XIBruticus_XI Member Posts: 827

    /Cry

    Such heartfelt emotion and truth in this review, it...well, it moves meh!

    DARKFALL 09 YEAH!!!!1111 DARKFALL BE TEH AWESOME!!!!1111

  • schloobschloob Member Posts: 160
    Originally posted by DarthRaiden


    Didn't i said to you some hours ago that the magic of DarkFall has you ?
    ..you want go anywhere ..DarkFall is the best of the best and you will forever be amazed by it ...
    Look this review now shows that the addiction to the game started to kick in ..
    Spent a bit more time with it and you will  write reviews about the  whole beauty of DF like a charm .. 

    My account is already gone, if you know what I mean.  Maybe when they accept more people in a few months I will buy another one to experience the "magic" again.

  • gantonganton Member UncommonPosts: 304

    A very well articulated, spot on review, that really hits the nail on the head with how Darkfall is in Bizzarro World.

  • spacebotspacebot Member UncommonPosts: 148

     Darkfall is THE WoW killer!!

     

  • altairzqaltairzq Member Posts: 3,811

    Hmm.. you should throw a 8 and a 9 here and there. Even a 7 or 6 in some minor thing. And a 4 in animations. That is what they do and the result is very convincing review.

  • damian7damian7 Member Posts: 4,449
    Originally posted by schloob


    Here is my review.
     
    My fanboy Darkfall reveiw.
    Gameplay: 10/10  Darkfall employs revolutionary game mechanics and skill based systems.  The mobs are super intelligent and never run back and forth in the same spot while you hit them in the back.  Also, they spawn in different places making it super fun to look for them.  Also, the world is absolutely CRAWLING with mobs.  Large fields filled with hundreds of dirrerent types of mobs.  It reminds me of South Karana back from the old EQ days.  In any given area, or "zone" there may be several humanoid mobs, mythical creatures, gnolls, centuars, aviaks, wild animals, all with various risk vs. reward.  While crafters may want to hunt the animals for pelts, those seeking loot and riches will certainly go after humanoids.  The UI is extremely intuitive and easy to use and proves to be a step above those other games like WoW.  There is an intricate balance between PvP, PvE, socializing and crafting in this game and there is always something to do and plenty of friendly people waiting to help.
    Graphics: 10/10   The best MMORPG graphics since AoC with life-like clouds of blood when attacking and environmental effects.
    Sounds: 10/10   Every whiz and whir of a staff or swing of a scimitar produces a crystal clear and life-like sound effect in THX Dolby Digital 5.1 surround sound.  It is absolutely spectatcular and compliments the DX 17 graphics very well.
    Crafting:  10/10  Easily the best crafting system since Vanguard:SoH set the bar so high.  Crafting is not repetitive and is very profitable.
    PvP:  10/10  If you love PvP, this game is for you!  this is the reason AV released this game, in order to show all those WoW bubble-gum players what a real MMORPG should be.  Fights between players are intense and really get the adrenaline pumping.  Large battles involve extremely advanced and in-depth tactics and large sieges take into account player skill, gear, team work and patience.  Advance tactics include casters working together to summon huge spells that effect all enemies on the battlefield.  On a smaller scale, some tactics for winning in PvE involves two people starting on day one, farming exploits until week 2, using all the exploit money to buy armor, weapons and horses, then going to the starter-town goblins and strategically killing people harvesting or killing goblins in their 2nd hour of playing.  If you can't hang with the best stay home.  If you like PvE, save your money because AV doesn't want it.  They are making this game just to cater to the hard-working, fast thinking, extremely skilled, intelligent, handsome, popular, carasmatic and accomplished typical hardcore PvP player.  AV would rather go bankrupt than have one PvE carebear noob taint the strong community.
    Community:  10/10  Darkfall's community consists of the most well-spoken and intelligent critics and supporters.  All negative reviews are embraced by supporters and name calling is all but non-existant.  Tasos chooses two people a day to go out and have a beer with and talk about the state of the game and ask for feedback.  No one ever exagerrates about either how good or how bad the game is.
    Performance:  10/10  Since day 1 there has only been a few minutes of downtime on each of the servers.  It is extremely easy to forget you are playing a game because movement is so fluid and lifelike.
    Overall 10/10
     
     
    Overall: 10/10  I am tempted to throw away scoring conventions and just give this game a perfect score of a million out of a million but I only havea 10 point scale.  It is definately an 11.
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    welp, seeing as your comments on crafting go against everything pretty much everyone says, i would have to assume the rest of your "review" is just sarcastic slams against the game.

    could we please get correspondent writers and moderators, on the eve forum at mmorpg.com, who are well-versed on eve-online and aren't just passersby pushing buttons? pretty please?

  • feena750feena750 Member UncommonPosts: 330

    When I saw sound 10/10 I knew this review wasn't for real..

  • phrankphrank Member Posts: 238
    Originally posted by damian7





     
    welp, seeing as your comments on crafting go against everything pretty much everyone says, i would have to assume the rest of your "review" is just sarcastic slams against the game.

     

    Ya think??

    Read his second sentence "My fanboy Darkfall reveiw". This is totally a delusional sycophantic failboi "review", and a well written one at that.

  • QuenranelQuenranel Member Posts: 33

    haha hahah hahaha hahahahahahhahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahaha

     

    +1

  • schloobschloob Member Posts: 160

    I originally had a blurb about how it was a sarcastic review but a mod edited it out.

  • IhmoteppIhmotepp Member Posts: 14,495

    Games are a preference, not a fact. You can't "deny" a preference. It's like saying, don't deny that vanila ice cream is the best flavor ever! Either you like it, or you don't, denial is not really a part of the equation.

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  • QuenranelQuenranel Member Posts: 33

    i should have said Schloob wins.

     

    lol sorry you played the game.

     

    ^yeah... but who the fuck would want shit flavored ice cream?

  • gnlLucidgnlLucid Member Posts: 310

     Denier: A unit of measurement of linear density of textile fiber mass- calculated as one gram per 9000 meters

     

    ( Pst, "A treat for those of you still in denial" )

     

    Though I wouldnt trust anyone that gives a 10/10 to ANY game at any rate.

     

    ( Edit:  I fail, after re-reading... NOW I get it.  *hangs head in shame* )

  • damian7damian7 Member Posts: 4,449
    Originally posted by Ihmotepp


    Games are a preference, not a fact. You can't "deny" a preference. It's like saying, don't deny that vanila ice cream is the best flavor ever! Either you like it, or you don't, denial is not really a part of the equation.



     

    but... if a place says they have chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, cherry, butterscotch, and pecan ice creams, and all they actually have is a piece of already-chewed gum on a stick....   a reasonable person would realize that place is full of it.

    could we please get correspondent writers and moderators, on the eve forum at mmorpg.com, who are well-versed on eve-online and aren't just passersby pushing buttons? pretty please?

  • TheocritusTheocritus Member LegendaryPosts: 10,014
    Originally posted by spacebot


     Darkfall is THE WoW killer!!
     



     

            Well the game is a 10/10 in every aspect and already has 10 million players on one server......i just dont see how a game can be any better than this one....The best community, the best graphics, the best company running it, everything is beautiful!!!......

  • schloobschloob Member Posts: 160
    Originally posted by gnlLucid


     Denier: A unit of measurement of linear density of textile fiber mass- calculated as one gram per 9000 meters
     
    ( Pst, "A treat for those of you still in denial" )
     
    Though I wouldnt trust anyone that gives a 10/10 to ANY game at any rate.
     
    ( Edit:  I fail, after re-reading... NOW I get it.  *hangs head in shame* )

    Might want to edit again:

    http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entry/denier

     

  • GorillaGorilla Member UncommonPosts: 2,235

    He's being sarcastic. . /shakesheadinamazements Gotta laugh at the fanbots agreeing. I guess the {mod edit} didn't help, I guess thats where the punch line went.

  • tro44_1tro44_1 Member Posts: 1,819

    This review sarcasm? Sorry  I cant tell

    :^(

  • qbangy32qbangy32 Member Posts: 681

    I like how your first reply on this thread really didn't read the review and understand it was a complete and utter piss take hahahahaha.

     

     

  • Keeper2000Keeper2000 Member UncommonPosts: 637

    Excellent and totally unbiased review of the game!!!

    You made me laugh a lot. I must thank Aventurine and Tasos too for giving us all so much material for jokes.

    Schloob, are you trying to compete with Polarization for the place of Master of Sarcams?  hehehe

     

  • qbangy32qbangy32 Member Posts: 681
    Originally posted by damian7

    Originally posted by Ihmotepp


    Games are a preference, not a fact. You can't "deny" a preference. It's like saying, don't deny that vanila ice cream is the best flavor ever! Either you like it, or you don't, denial is not really a part of the equation.



     

    but... if a place says they have chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, cherry, butterscotch, and pecan ice creams, and all they actually have is a piece of already-chewed gum on a stick....   a reasonable person would realize that place is full of it.

     

    Very good come back =).

     

     

  • damian7damian7 Member Posts: 4,449
    Originally posted by qbangy32

    Originally posted by damian7

    Originally posted by Ihmotepp


    Games are a preference, not a fact. You can't "deny" a preference. It's like saying, don't deny that vanila ice cream is the best flavor ever! Either you like it, or you don't, denial is not really a part of the equation.



     

    but... if a place says they have chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, cherry, butterscotch, and pecan ice creams, and all they actually have is a piece of already-chewed gum on a stick....   a reasonable person would realize that place is full of it.

     

    Very good come back =).

     

     



     

     

     

    ya know... it's like people read "ffa pvp with full loot" and they lose their minds and rational thinking. 

    over 100 prestige classes, that was REALLY setting this game apart for me.

    NON-REPETITIVE crafting... you can craft EVERYTHING in game... two more features that didn't make it into the game.

    grind grind grind grind grind macro macro macro... hey, i played uo.  playing uo from a decade ago, only now having a 3d client, REALLY isn't something i'm all googoo gahgah for.

     

    that's great that everyone goes on about two things - 1 the shadows and 2 the fps pvp.

     

    this game is an INCREDIBLE letdown, if ONLY for the above parts being missing.   seriously, OVER ONE HUNDRED prestige classes?  and i could mix and match?   UO has what?  four?  ninja, samurai, paladin and necromancer?   is there even a list of these hundred + prestige classes which were cut?  i'm not sure if i could easily come up with a hundred +  off the top of my head.

     

    THAT is something to hype about, and which is still all over the OFFICIAL webpage.

     

    why does tacos (bell?) spend so much time making official announcements on the forums and such?  surely, since no one can update the website (for a second time), they don't have time to be wasting making announcement or providing patchnotes UNTIL AFTER those 100+ prestige classes are back in... do they?

    could we please get correspondent writers and moderators, on the eve forum at mmorpg.com, who are well-versed on eve-online and aren't just passersby pushing buttons? pretty please?

  • DarthRaidenDarthRaiden Member UncommonPosts: 4,333

    OP is trolling , he admitted he likes trolling companies and games and has been banned from various offcial game forums..by his own admittance..

    You all supporting him and cheering him shows much about  you  and your honesty in visiting these forum..

    Where else he can troll without consequences then in MMORPG.com ..these forum is troll heaven , starting baits and flaming posts with  "my fanboi Darkfall review " is an invitation ..good that  i am used meanwhile to that after  a year ..these forum is for trolls and not for the fans of the game..

    -----MY-TERMS-OF-USE--------------------------------------------------
    $OE - eternal enemy of online gaming
    -We finally WON !!!! 2011 $OE accepted that they have been fired 2005 by the playerbase and closed down ridiculous NGE !!

    "There was suppression of speech and all kinds of things between disturbing and fascistic." Raph Koster (parted $OE)

  • damian7damian7 Member Posts: 4,449
    Originally posted by DarthRaiden


    OP is trolling , he admitted he likes trolling companies and games and has been banned from various offcial game forums..
    You all supporting him and cheering him shows much about  you as trolls..
    Whhere else he can troll without consequences then in MMORPG.com ..these forum is troll heaven , starting baits and flaming posts with  "my fanboi Darkfall review " is an invitation ..but i am used meanwhile  for a yera ..these forum is for trolls and not for the fans of the game..



     

    for the past year (just to get the record straight) the so-called fans of this game, have trolled, flamed, and plagued all the forums on the internet, which they seemingly could find, about this ffa fps pvp game, which seems to have dropped most of the features outside OF fps and full loot.

    could we please get correspondent writers and moderators, on the eve forum at mmorpg.com, who are well-versed on eve-online and aren't just passersby pushing buttons? pretty please?

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