He's right about the dwarf customization, why I decided not to play one. The vertical and horizontal attack toggle is pretty weaksauce too.
Other than that, i've been having a lot of fun. Combat is better than I imagined, better than Devour and Zitron described. Game world is brown and green... in fields that should be brown and green. Aventurine did use the full color pallete when making various locales. Graphics are fine though, least I think so.
*chuckles* Well, hating a game while actually playing it is arguably less of a pathetic waste of time than just trashing it on the forums 24/7, ... even if he plays the game only with the intent to do some more trashing. Let's see how long this will last.
i would be willing to be it was just the one post... that's kinda how comedy works.
If I were him I would request blog space to share his experiences as a neutral newcomer without any preconceptions whatsoever with as much people as possible
why? by the time he made his first post, the 5 people left playing DF, well, wouldn't read it.
could we please get correspondent writers and moderators, on the eve forum at mmorpg.com, who are well-versed on eve-online and aren't just passersby pushing buttons? pretty please?
Devour, GREAT post.....I pissed myself laughing.....
The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps! Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady of the United States, 1945
Not a big fan of sarcasm but that was kinda entertaining
$OE lies list http://www.rlmmo.com/viewtopic.php?t=424&start=0 " And I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires" because *I* don't believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what *I* saw is ******* vampires! "
me helped today for 1 hour helping a newbie to kill goblins. i whacked the goblin till 25% and then let the newbie finish him off with mana missile and get the loot.
I SOO hope it wasnt the OP.
-----MY-TERMS-OF-USE-------------------------------------------------- $OE - eternal enemy of online gaming -We finally WON !!!! 2011 $OE accepted that they have been fired 2005 by the playerbase and closed down ridiculous NGE !!
"There was suppression of speech and all kinds of things between disturbing and fascistic." Raph Koster (parted $OE)
me helped today for 1 hour helping a newbie to kill goblins. i whacked the goblin till 25% and then let the newbie finish him off with mana missile and get the loot. I SOO hope it wasnt the OP.
I have to ask,
why would you need to help a new player kill gobs?
me helped today for 1 hour helping a newbie to kill goblins. i whacked the goblin till 25% and then let the newbie finish him off with mana missile and get the loot. I SOO hope it wasnt the OP.
I have to ask,
why would you need to help a new player kill gobs?
ohh, ohh, I know teacher................ BAD GAME DESIGN?????
"If you were as smart as you think you are, you would realize that you are an idiot"
me helped today for 1 hour helping a newbie to kill goblins. i whacked the goblin till 25% and then let the newbie finish him off with mana missile and get the loot. I SOO hope it wasnt the OP.
I have to ask,
why would you need to help a new player kill gobs?
ohh, ohh, I know teacher................ BAD GAME DESIGN?????
Or maybe... he was just being nice?
No one helped me kill my first dozen goblins and I got through it just fine.
In other games, highlvl guildies would run me through content for gear and xp. Is that bad game design too?
For me, this is the best game since 2004 at least, more like 2002. Although game is not like Morrowind from an overall game mechanics standpoing (morrowind does have player built cities) but the general feel of the game reminds me of morrowind.
I was really worried until I got the game and the first few nights were great and I still love it.
I canceled my EQ2 account and ended up getting two accounts for this game.
Anytime I hear about someone who doesnt like the game I simply want to know one thing. Tonight, what game will they be playing instead.
Please do not respond to me, even if I ask you a question, its rhetorical.
For me, this is the best game since 2004 at least, more like 2002. Although game is not like Morrowind from an overall game mechanics standpoing (morrowind does have player built cities) but the general feel of the game reminds me of morrowind. I was really worried until I got the game and the first few nights were great and I still love it. I canceled my EQ2 account and ended up getting two accounts for this game. Anytime I hear about someone who doesnt like the game I simply want to know one thing. Tonight, what game will they be playing instead.
If there was a half way decent game. I am sure there would be no posting on these forums..Sounds like to me that DF is losing it player base..
Never mind I got the Joke ..hahaha To the op..Mod edit..
Some people rob you at gun point..Others will rob you at "Ball Point Pen"
me helped today for 1 hour helping a newbie to kill goblins. i whacked the goblin till 25% and then let the newbie finish him off with mana missile and get the loot. I SOO hope it wasnt the OP.
you help me gud hope soo OP not!!!11! spoonin in grass afterwards best partt!!!
This fake "i love darkfall" review has been done and done and done. You're a little late. Try being a bit more creative or "intelligent and witty" next time.
Obvious bit of sarcasm there. This fake "i love darkfall" review has been done and done and done. You're a little late. Try being a bit more creative or "intelligent and witty" next time.
For me, this is the best game since 2004 at least, more like 2002. Although game is not like Morrowind from an overall game mechanics standpoing (morrowind does have player built cities) but the general feel of the game reminds me of morrowind. I was really worried until I got the game and the first few nights were great and I still love it. I canceled my EQ2 account and ended up getting two accounts for this game. Anytime I hear about someone who doesnt like the game I simply want to know one thing. Tonight, what game will they be playing instead.
Ya everyone knows all the cool kids have a hackzor account...and a main to dump the goodies into.
I was wrong all along! Darkfall is the best game of the century! I have just bought it because the shop was open, and it's so much fun! I made a dwarf, and customised him, it has so much choice, like I can change his beard, but not it's colour, because this game has so many choices! My feet were amazingly textured, honestly, they were almost like a real dwarf's feet, as it should be in an entirely sandbox game. So, I made my character, and CHOSE to get a quest to go get goblins, because I've read all the threads and stuff and they said I should go kill goblins, and maybe get a quest to do it because I'll get a staff and stuff. I'm glad it gave me the choice to go kill goblins, unlike in other games where the developer comes into my house and holds a gun to my temple if I don't do their starting quests, like WoW. I know, I used to be a WoW carebear pussy, but now I'm not, because this game is so hardcore, with it's full loot and naked fighting. Everyone knows only real men fight naked. Talking about hardcore, my character definitely is. The trees around me were swaying at almost forty-five degrees with the full force of the wind blowing by, and he was just standing there, looking cool and mean. I gave him a red mohawk, and a white beard. Well, I didn't really give him a white beard, I just couldn't change the colour, but it gave me so many character customisation choices! The gameworld is so hardcore, not like WoW's cartoony kitty woman graphics, with characters models looking like they're different from each other! No, Darkfall Online is hardcore, with lots of brown and dark green, like I've just been puked up after a night of heavy drinking / drug taking. I don't know about you, but I don't think there's anything more hardcore than that. So, yeah, I got to the goblins, and I killed them for a bit, but people kept taking my stuff, so I went and downloaded an autoloot hack and managed to go on my merry way to completing the quest. I'm intelligent and witty and gorgeous, so I made sure to be stocked up on Darkfall knowledge before I started the game, because that's how real men do things, so I knew that - if I hit another player - other players could kill me without reprecussion. So, whenever people came nearby, I switched to the overhead attack. I really have to give it to Aventurine, they managed to REALLY make the two moves feel completely different, and gave us lots of choice in this litterbox. I mean, one's an overhead, and one's horizontal! I don't know what people were complaining about with lack of moves, these moves are completely and utterly different! Cleverly balanced and well made, Aventurine should be given money. I then started getting ready to return to town, but as I was halfway there, a mounted player came out of nowhere and killed me, making me lose the past couple of hours of hardwork. But, me, being the hardcore man with big swinging balls I am, manned up and only sent a few hate tells to him, followed by only about half an hour of crying, before trying again. I have to say, I was completely wrong, this game is completely different to what I thought it was going to be like, and - because I am a macho man and very intelligent and beautiful and not hated by anyone at all they were just lying when they said that I'm sure she said it but who was phone? Aventurine have done a job on this, and I am utterly amazed how few people can truly realise what a game this is. Carry on, if you must, but the reckoning will come soon, and then you'll realise you were wrong all along.
I LOL'ed
Thanks for making my day, best post of the day, pure sarcasm I love it
lol no point in reporting anything this OP posts .... he's driving up mmorpg.com site traffic single handedly . .... must have shares I guess ..... but wait nooo " OMG LOLZ WOT WUZ I TINKIN , DAT's BEIN CINICAL INIT "
lol no point in reporting anything this OP posts .... he's driving up mmorpg.com site traffic single handedly . .... must have shares I guess ..... but wait nooo " OMG LOLZ WOT WUZ I TINKIN , DAT's BEIN CINICAL INIT "
lol no point in reporting anything this OP posts .... he's driving up mmorpg.com site traffic single handedly . .... must have shares I guess ..... but wait nooo " OMG LOLZ WOT WUZ I TINKIN , DAT's BEIN CINICAL INIT "
lol summitus ur so witty
wen kan i be liek u???
Devour why are you trolling your own post?
Wait ! .... cant you see he's starting to crack under the Pressure !! ... full time proffesional trolling is so tough ...
Comments
HEHEHEHE! Great post!
wai r u trollin??? =(((
Who me? I would never troll.
That just wouldn't be nice .
DarkFall FAQ - Read then Question with Boldness
wai r u trollin??? =(((
Who me? I would never troll.
r u certain?111?11!
He's right about the dwarf customization, why I decided not to play one. The vertical and horizontal attack toggle is pretty weaksauce too.
Other than that, i've been having a lot of fun. Combat is better than I imagined, better than Devour and Zitron described. Game world is brown and green... in fields that should be brown and green. Aventurine did use the full color pallete when making various locales. Graphics are fine though, least I think so.
See where things go from here.
i would be willing to be it was just the one post... that's kinda how comedy works.
If I were him I would request blog space to share his experiences as a neutral newcomer without any preconceptions whatsoever with as much people as possible
why? by the time he made his first post, the 5 people left playing DF, well, wouldn't read it.
could we please get correspondent writers and moderators, on the eve forum at mmorpg.com, who are well-versed on eve-online and aren't just passersby pushing buttons? pretty please?
Devour, GREAT post.....I pissed myself laughing.....
The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!
Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady of the United States, 1945
Not a big fan of sarcasm but that was kinda entertaining
$OE lies list
http://www.rlmmo.com/viewtopic.php?t=424&start=0
"
And I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires" because *I* don't believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what *I* saw is ******* vampires! "
me helped today for 1 hour helping a newbie to kill goblins. i whacked the goblin till 25% and then let the newbie finish him off with mana missile and get the loot.
I SOO hope it wasnt the OP.
-----MY-TERMS-OF-USE--------------------------------------------------
$OE - eternal enemy of online gaming
-We finally WON !!!! 2011 $OE accepted that they have been fired 2005 by the playerbase and closed down ridiculous NGE !!
"There was suppression of speech and all kinds of things between disturbing and fascistic." Raph Koster (parted $OE)
I have to ask,
why would you need to help a new player kill gobs?
I have to ask,
why would you need to help a new player kill gobs?
ohh, ohh, I know teacher................ BAD GAME DESIGN?????
"If you were as smart as you think you are, you would realize that you are an idiot"
I have to ask,
why would you need to help a new player kill gobs?
ohh, ohh, I know teacher................ BAD GAME DESIGN?????
Or maybe... he was just being nice?
No one helped me kill my first dozen goblins and I got through it just fine.
In other games, highlvl guildies would run me through content for gear and xp. Is that bad game design too?
I can't even tell who does and who does not get the OP's post anymore.
For me, this is the best game since 2004 at least, more like 2002. Although game is not like Morrowind from an overall game mechanics standpoing (morrowind does have player built cities) but the general feel of the game reminds me of morrowind.
I was really worried until I got the game and the first few nights were great and I still love it.
I canceled my EQ2 account and ended up getting two accounts for this game.
Anytime I hear about someone who doesnt like the game I simply want to know one thing. Tonight, what game will they be playing instead.
Please do not respond to me, even if I ask you a question, its rhetorical.
Please do not respond to me
If there was a half way decent game. I am sure there would be no posting on these forums..Sounds like to me that DF is losing it player base..
Never mind I got the Joke ..hahaha To the op..Mod edit..
Some people rob you at gun point..Others will rob you at "Ball Point Pen"
Seriously. Though it was very funny I thought.....
you help me gud hope soo OP not!!!11! spoonin in grass afterwards best partt!!!
Obvious bit of sarcasm there.
This fake "i love darkfall" review has been done and done and done. You're a little late. Try being a bit more creative or "intelligent and witty" next time.
wai u here, trolloc?
Ya everyone knows all the cool kids have a hackzor account...and a main to dump the goodies into.
Haha I started laughing there. Nice review.
I LOL'ed
Thanks for making my day, best post of the day, pure sarcasm I love it
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/Norsefire-logo.png
lol no point in reporting anything this OP posts .... he's driving up mmorpg.com site traffic single handedly .
.... must have shares I guess ..... but wait nooo " OMG LOLZ WOT WUZ I TINKIN , DAT's BEIN CINICAL INIT "
lol summitus ur so witty
wen kan i be liek u???
lol summitus ur so witty
wen kan i be liek u???
Devour why are you trolling your own post?
lol summitus ur so witty
wen kan i be liek u???
Devour why are you trolling your own post?
Wait ! .... cant you see he's starting to crack under the Pressure !! ... full time proffesional trolling is so tough ...
..... " Phew "