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I tried Aion and oh my lord I am almost without words....

eman_laertoneman_laerton Member Posts: 47

You can't jump in this game. What low-IQ goof-off developer forgot to put that in ? HMMMMMMMMMM? I mean come on people! In the most succesful game in existence (WOW) we all know that 90% of the activity is composed of jumping around in a major cartoon city waiting to be noticed in your new gear even though everyone looks exactly alike and should be whipped in real life on a daily basis for being lame.

Jumping is the only way to attract ex-wow noobs. Seriously, if aion had programmed in jumping, all the wow fans would try it and then and only then they would realize that they were DUPED into trying a game that really is just a chuck norris-like eastern campy piece of silly garbage. Do you really want to run around in a dumb-looking world where you can't jump but are always reminded that you aren't from china and do not have bad breath?

This game should have been named : "Bad breath in a campy and cheesy idiot land where everyone might as well be that character type in the game "warhammer" where they glide around on a gay hover craft."

 

Change the game name to this and change it N A O !

 

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  • BloodaxesBloodaxes Member EpicPosts: 4,662

    There's a long button on your keyboard usually called space, try click it.

     


  • joker007mojoker007mo Member Posts: 712

    nah there is a button on your keyboard called delete just use that works better

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  • Frostbite05Frostbite05 Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 1,880

    either your joking or you never discovered what hitting your space bar does.

  • Toquio3Toquio3 Member Posts: 1,074
    Originally posted by Frostbite05


    either your joking or you never discovered what hitting your space bar does.

     

    dont let facts get in the way of a good laugh =)

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    If you stand VERY still, and close your eyes, after a minute you can actually FEEL the universe revolving around PvP.

  • Frostbite05Frostbite05 Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 1,880
    Originally posted by Toquio3

    Originally posted by Frostbite05


    either your joking or you never discovered what hitting your space bar does.

     

    dont let facts get in the way of a good laugh =)

     

    i didn't it was funny.

  • Equinsu_OchaEquinsu_Ocha Member UncommonPosts: 112

    Are you for real?...nah can't be....

    Are you suggesting coconuts migrate!?

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  • KharmaKillzKharmaKillz Member UncommonPosts: 22

    I hate stupid posts.... like this one... oh.. two of em! mine and his! woot!

  • alextodoalextodo Member UncommonPosts: 236

    See Moms out there .... this is why its so important to breastfeed your kids when they are babies.

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  • nondogg13nondogg13 Member UncommonPosts: 41

    first off darkfall is the first game to successfull incorporate a useful jump everyother game that has it is just cosmetic(aion i point click and then skill spam jumping serves no purpose). second space bar jumps in aion double space bar bust out your wings and you glide(after lvl 10 of course) and third you cn fly why would jump when you have fly your arguement sux.

    so in review you dont like aion because you cant jump, even though you can jump hmmmmmmmmm.

  • KaocanKaocan Member UncommonPosts: 1,270

    AH HAHAHAHA HAHAHA **deep breadth**

                  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA **deep breadth**  OMG, wait wait... uhmm AH HAHAHAHA

    (DISCLAIMER - The use of the word YOU in the above post is not directed at any one person in particular, but towards those who fall into the category itself - there is no personal attack here, neither intentional nor implied.)

  • aeoleonaeoleon Member UncommonPosts: 75
    Originally posted by Kaocan


    AH HAHAHAHA HAHAHA **deep breadth**
                  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA **deep breadth**  OMG, wait wait... uhmm AH HAHAHAHA

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  • nondogg13nondogg13 Member UncommonPosts: 41

    i dont know maybe this kid got confused and started playing lineage 2, and then because of all the troll post he reads saying "aion is an l2 clone" (almost a dumber statement then the op's) he got the two confused.

  • CammyCammy Member Posts: 864

    ROFL... best thread I've seen in ages :D

     

    Thanks for the laugh.... now - back to mum's basement with you... GO!

  • glofishglofish Member UncommonPosts: 346
    Originally posted by eman_laerton


    You can't jump in this game. What low-IQ goof-off developer forgot to put that in ? HMMMMMMMMMM? I mean come on people!

     

    Try Alt+F4 that allows you to jump really high.

  • SilverwatchSilverwatch Member Posts: 232

    sucks to be so poor you cant afford a spacebar, i feel for ya!

    Currently playing : Darkfall
    Character name : Aeola Anara
    Played: Almost every P2P MMO you can get your hands on, notably:
    Daoc, SWG, LOTRO, WAR, AoC + Dozens more

  • glofishglofish Member UncommonPosts: 346

     

    The OP demonstrates the  typical hater tirade.



    Was it sarcasm? - or was the poster so truly confused? Sadly I think it was the latter.

  • RosmariiniRosmariini Member UncommonPosts: 154

    I am totally without words with OP, I mean wtf? :D

    Currently playing: N/A :(
    Retired from: GW, WAR, Aion, LOTRO, Rift, SW:TOR, Vinductus


  • illanadanillanadan Member Posts: 314
    Originally posted by Silverwatch


    sucks to be so poor you cant afford a spacebar, i feel for ya!

    rofl. 

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  • MMO-ManiacMMO-Maniac Member Posts: 176

    So, is he just upset about not being able to jump?

    Didn't get any further because I was laughing.

  • darkgamerxdarkgamerx Member Posts: 311

    Sigh, MMORPG.com is too easy to troll..

    Ya'll got troll'd.

  • tryklontryklon Member UncommonPosts: 1,370

     IS that guy saying that we can't jump in Aion??

    Well, it must be some kind of sarcasm i think, it is not, we may really be in front of a new level of trolling stupidity. General the trolls actually read something to fake their play time =P

  • 0guz0guz Member UncommonPosts: 287

  • glofishglofish Member UncommonPosts: 346
    Originally posted by tryklon


    Well, it must be some kind of sarcasm i think, it is not, we may really be in front of a new level of trolling stupidity. General the trolls actually read something to fake their play time =P

     

    Gee you think. Most trolls are morons. It does not take much to bash a game. Posting a thoughtful message for that you actually need an IQ level that goes beyond troglodyte.

     

  • glofishglofish Member UncommonPosts: 346
    Originally posted by darkgamerx


    Sigh, MMORPG.com is too easy to troll..
    Ya'll got troll'd.

     

    no reality is funnier. He was actually serious about it...

  • BloodaxesBloodaxes Member EpicPosts: 4,662

    Actually since aion has gliding spamming jump specially in the abyss will ruin you, why? because you will waste your gliding/flying chance and need t wait a few seconds to fly/glide which could be fatal.


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