So I took everyones advice and switched out the wine for something called "Scotch"? I threw up alot and my head is killing me, and I text messaged over 20 girls on my phone last night including my ex of about 4 years. Also I dont know if this was cause of the "Scotch" but I ended up having my friend drive me to walmart to pick up the entire "Sniper" movie collection on DVD.
Im drinking wine, so I must be an intellectual girl.
Fixed that for you.
Unless you're eating dinner or something. I guess that's my "words of wisdom". Men don't drink wine.
Grats btw.
He's right son, grown arse men down waste their time drinkin wine trying to be iellectual and shit....you wanna be a virgin til yer 40?? I reckon you don't...now you go on now and pour that doggone wine down the toilet and get yerself some hendogg and call it a night...you'll have some hair on yer chest in no time...
Im drinking wine, so I must be an intellectual. Please fellow Intelligent members of MMORPG.com...
Share your words of Wisdom with me, on this great day!
Stay away from alcohol, smoking and amongst other drugs...save yourself for marriage and get to know Jesus.
Jesus christ Fungus, let the boy live a little before ya turn the boy queer...
There ain't nothing wrong with a little bit of alchol and a lil bit of putang, now let that boy smoke his cig and leave the lad alone...hell yer only yung once...
So I took everyones advice and switched out the wine for something called "Scotch"? I threw up alot and my head is killing me, and I text messaged over 20 girls on my phone last night including my ex of about 4 years. Also I dont know if this was cause of the "Scotch" but I ended up having my friend drive me to walmart to pick up the entire "Sniper" movie collection on DVD.
Thanks MMORPG.com!!
There ya go boy, NOW YA GETTIN IT!!!
Go get'em cowboy...you round them ladies up and show'em how much funk you got in yer junk.
But you're a man and that wouldn't be a good idea now would it?
It wouldn't be a good idea, nor would it be natural...
Men ain't suppose to sleep with other men. It ain't the way good Lord made ya out to be. Now if ya wanna be a man, go out in the world and find yerself a nice wholesome woman, knock her up, raise a family and hope to someday be a granddaddy.
Stay in school as long as possible (go for a PhD) and don't fuck up: Right now there are a lot of people with bachelor's degrees and even master's degrees looking for jobs; there are still relatively few PhD's, because of the research requirements and the fact that there are limited positions for them in a university (you need a professor to oversee your work and each professor can only take so many students).
I would also strongly advise doing as many internships as possible, so you can get a good idea what your research field might be once you start on it (for thesis, or dissertation); some companies might even sponsor your research if it interests them.
On top of the aforementioned, the job market is in a bad state at the moment, so delaying your entry is not a bad thing either.
This is a sequence of characters intended to produce some profound mental effect, but it has failed.
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1. A real man drinks whatever the hell he wants. Be it wine, milk, or Sterno.
2. If your penis tells you to do something, but your gut says not to, listen to your gut.
3. Be wary of dumbass / crazy friends, they will help get you in trouble, but never help you out of it.
Advise is freely given and worth every penny. Enjoy!
That's just cause Whiskey is freaking gross.
Rum is where it's at.
Edit:
Corn Whiskey isn't bad though. lol
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Fixed that for you.
Unless you're eating dinner or something. I guess that's my "words of wisdom". Men don't drink wine.
Grats btw.
He's right son, grown arse men down waste their time drinkin wine trying to be iellectual and shit....you wanna be a virgin til yer 40?? I reckon you don't...now you go on now and pour that doggone wine down the toilet and get yerself some hendogg and call it a night...you'll have some hair on yer chest in no time...
The Capem
What you mean don't drink??? What's wrong boy, can't hold yer liquor???? hehe
The Capem
Stay away from alcohol, smoking and amongst other drugs...save yourself for marriage and get to know Jesus.
Jesus christ Fungus, let the boy live a little before ya turn the boy queer...
There ain't nothing wrong with a little bit of alchol and a lil bit of putang, now let that boy smoke his cig and leave the lad alone...hell yer only yung once...
The Capem
There ya go boy, NOW YA GETTIN IT!!!
Go get'em cowboy...you round them ladies up and show'em how much funk you got in yer junk.
Captain Redneck
AKA "DA Neck"
Be kind. Share love. Be a good friend. Make your own path.
People don't ask questions to get answers - they ask questions to show how smart they are. - Dogbert
Enjoy your life. Have fun. You only live once.
Be a man! Sleep with me.. LOL!
But you're a man and that wouldn't be a good idea now would it?
But you're a man and that wouldn't be a good idea now would it?
It wouldn't be a good idea, nor would it be natural...
Men ain't suppose to sleep with other men. It ain't the way good Lord made ya out to be. Now if ya wanna be a man, go out in the world and find yerself a nice wholesome woman, knock her up, raise a family and hope to someday be a granddaddy.
Capem Neck
Always wear your birthday suit before going to work...
Stay in school as long as possible (go for a PhD) and don't fuck up: Right now there are a lot of people with bachelor's degrees and even master's degrees looking for jobs; there are still relatively few PhD's, because of the research requirements and the fact that there are limited positions for them in a university (you need a professor to oversee your work and each professor can only take so many students).
I would also strongly advise doing as many internships as possible, so you can get a good idea what your research field might be once you start on it (for thesis, or dissertation); some companies might even sponsor your research if it interests them.
On top of the aforementioned, the job market is in a bad state at the moment, so delaying your entry is not a bad thing either.
This is a sequence of characters intended to produce some profound mental effect, but it has failed.
Think positively and optimisticly no matter what circumstance you're faced with.
Karma, it really does exist.
No one is lesser than anyone else.
Stand up and get a job... Have your own car and don't be too gay...
couldn't have said it better myself son...
Captain Neck
Go and get a "Below~Job" ^^
Drinking wine will make you intellectual? Hmmm...
It is not wise to choose a forum to ask for some advice
It may not make ya intellectual, but it sure as hell will make ya a sissy...
Captain Redneck
Start to love your own... Be guilt free... Don't drink too much... Loose some weight...
^ LOLs! How will he live his life to the fullest??? Do some bad things... Beat your neighbors cat instead...
Wear sunscreen.
Search this on youtube and you'll get what I mean. Listen to the song. It gives really nice words of wisdom.
That's sublime!