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Game Better Than Sex?
SuperSupper
Member Posts: 30
A recent contest held by Dragon's Call official(http://dc.gamedp.com) shows some interesting views about the game and sex. Many players intended to compare the game - Dragon's Call with their girlfriend and wrote a funny joke about it.
Actually, game and sex are not two comparable topics, but it's pretty understandable for young adults to get everything related to sex during the adolescence. (Most young adults, especially male, have a sex impulse in every 30 minutes according to science research and personal experience.) A creative event theme would certainly call out their imagination and creativity in this aspect, just like this contest called "You know you've played too much Dragons Call when...” Players only need to scan the memories in their gaming life and complete this sentence to depict a real situation or a joke. So there we go, a player named Mammotherection wrote - You know you've played too much Dragons Call when...you say "One sec, Running Instances with my new apprentice" when your girlfriend is already naked in bed.
Game or Sex?
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a good fun game, beats bad drunk sex, any day.
fun game > coyote ugly
good game > double bagger
great game > spending all that money on a date and not getting any
Err
I dont think any game out today would stand in the way from me getting some from my girl....that is just wrong to even think it would imo lol.
If i were in some dungeon run,with friends,or in a raid,I'd pull my modem plug to make it look like I LD'd and then get down to business!
..........yeah we like it rough,so what?!
MMORPGs try to make it as good as sex, with the big boobs and monthly fee payment.
Hm I see games as giving some long term gratification as opposed to the half hour of steamy sex. Unless youre into relationships and all that baby crap.
Friend: "Come on dude drunk chicks in bikinis lets head to the pool party!"
Me: "No way bro, this game just came out."
Me after i bought SWG after the servers finally started working.
in retrospect. i should have went to the pool party.
Games is better than sex but a good relationship where that significant other can do things and be happy that you inherited some gaming prowess from you great ancestors is better than games (i.e. sammiches).
Honestly, I think it's depending on the situation. If you're on that last level and you've chugged down 8 Monsters and a bottle of trucker's pep pills to get there, then sex should be second. As a guy, we should focus on the objective of highest priority in our sphere of influence. I can't help it if I have to brag about it to really feel good, but I seriously want to finish this. Depending on the concept of relationships from your point of view, this can be different. Some of us may want to have more personal time with people with personal time with men with female elves. To me; if it involves my girlfriend, food, girlfriend stuff, guy stuff, living, awesomeness or any combination of those, that takes the highest priority.
Sex to me is just yes or no depending on what I have planned in the next hour.
I ask myself:
-Do I have to?
-Is it a requirement to live?
-If I don't do it, would I lose someone I care about?
-Would it matter if I brag about about?
-From a scale of 0-10, do I give a damn?
WTH? bro ofcourse answer is obvious...
SEX!!
Who could have thought that WOW could bring super power like USA to its knees?
Originally posted by Arcken
To put it in a nutshell, our society is about to hit the fan, grades are dropping, obesity is going up,childhood the USA is going to lose its super power status before too long, but hey, as long as we have a cheap method to babysit our kids, all will be well no?
Im picking on WoW btw because its the beast that made all of this possible
Game or Sex? Why not sexgames?
Go buy the STO lifetime, then you will feel totally F'ed, but (in the most figurative sense of the word) you just got lucky.
So win/win, you play a game and get some sexin, but it may burn a little when you pee.
I sure there is a way to have your cake and eat it too if your GF/BF is a freak, but sex always wins over games no matter what.
Anyone who doesn't consider taking a break from a game for sex isn't getting good sex.
Why not both at the same time? I have ben trying for WEEKS to convince my girlfriend that we can play wow and have sex at the same time, she still doesn't believe me...
3Feel.....enough said.
He's doing it wrong.....
excuse me i am a lifetimer for STO and actually like the dam game but that is your opinion, but anyway the point is if someone chooses a game over sex then that person is a pathetic piece of crap with no life. Everyone knows well should knows if you get a chance or have a chance to get some booty by all well better get that dam booty.
all i have to say in this thread is. A friendly message to whoever prefers gaming than having sex with his girlfriend that is bored and naked waiting on the bed... ill be glad to keep her busy till you finish your game.
Well theres alot of things that factor in, in a situation posted by the OP its easy, you get sex after about an hour or two of that, you go back to playing the game. In situations where its iffy your gonna get laid, or your having to spend alot of money, its easy, I can go through alot of work, usualy paying for stuff, listening to stuff I dont care about, and trying my best to file away any important information she tells me for later use, and then have an hour or two of sex. OR I can stay home, smoke a bowl, listen to music, watch tv, and play a game where I accualy accomplish shit all at the same time and have a WAY better time.
Sex is great, but people try to put way to much weight in it, especially the gamer demographic
Mess with the best, Die like the rest
true, and then they blame her for cheating lol.
If you can't leave the game for 30-45 seconds to have sex, you have issues!!!
I'm going to resist the temptation of questioning anyone's manhood or sanity, but there's no contest to me.
but yeah, to call this game Fantastic is like calling Twilight the Godfather of vampire movies....
+1
And i wonder why xD
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Playing MMORPG's together and having sex = better!
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