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Five Reasons GW2 Will Destroy Every Other MMO (Edit: Satire, not to be taken seriously)

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  • MalaksbaneMalaksbane Member Posts: 148

    Originally posted by EvilGeek

    Not buying it unless it solves the mystery of my disappearing socks!

    The immortality should give you plenty of time to solve it yourself and, even better, now you can practice all lara-moves to perfection so you can follow your cat, who's suspected to be the mastermind behind the mystery, into those impossible places.

  • AKASlaphappyAKASlaphappy Member UncommonPosts: 800

    Originally posted by Fozzik



    By the way, GW2 will also be able to calculate the answer to life, the universe, and everything in a little less than half an hour once the game launches. That will be pretty interesting...and after that we can set the game to work on finding the question.


    Off topic: Props on the Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy reference, you sir are a genius. :)


     


    On Topic: Just as a bow to Fozzik’s wisdom GW2 will also teach us all to fly.

  • VowOfSilenceVowOfSilence Member UncommonPosts: 565

    Originally posted by Wizardry

    Gw2 is like that hot women across the street but she is invisible.That is what i see from fanbois of this game,they are staring/stumbling over stuff at this super hot women but are looking at an invisible women,a game that doesn't exist yet.

    Conclusion: GW2 is not only an awesome mmo, but also a hot woman, and a working cloaking device - before it even exists!

    Hype train -> Reality

  • MadimorgaMadimorga Member UncommonPosts: 1,920

    Originally posted by EvilGeek

    Not buying it unless it solves the mystery of my disappearing socks!

     

    Lazy.  You're going to be immortal.  You have all the time there is to solve your own sock problems!

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    I am convinced there is only one way to eliminate these grave evils, namely through the establishment of a socialist economy, accompanied by an educational system which would be oriented toward social goals.

    ~Albert Einstein

  • miteshumiteshu Member Posts: 44

    I wouldn't be surprised at #4.

     

    I did like Dociu/Kotaku's artworks a lot.

  • SupersoupsSupersoups Member Posts: 1,004

    Originally posted by Fozzik

    Yet another completely useless bait thread. Good to see people bringing such a high level of discourse to the community.

    We will get him fellow cultist not to worry.

    *sharpens knife*

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  • Dream_ChaserDream_Chaser Member Posts: 1,043

    @OP

    So you do a low-brow 'satire' regarding the interest that Guild Wars 2 has garnered for itself, one that exudes immaturity and drips with brattish snide, and in this 'satire' you make an attempted snide remark as to the maturity of the Guild Wars 2 fans themselves?

    That has to be the most prolific and roundabout oxymoron of the week.

    Look, guy, if you're going to do satire then you have to do it well. And you're just not cut out for humour. Take it from a British person who knows humour, whose culture is ingrained with the very essence of irony and satire; This just isn't a talent you have. Now, I'm sure you do have talents, and I'd suggest exercising them instead. Stick with whatever it is you're good at, because it certainly isn't this. You came over as self-interested, egotistical, and frankly prickish in that bit of 'satire.' And the only amusement to be found there would be in schadenfreude at how lacking the effort was.

    Now then, do what you're good at, and know that it isn't this. Then neither you nor I will have to feel embarrassed by it.

  • maxiime223maxiime223 Member Posts: 94

    that was unfunny and unnecessary.

  • C1d0sC1d0s Member UncommonPosts: 238

    Originally posted by Dream_Chaser

    @OP

    So you do a low-brow 'satire' regarding the interest that Guild Wars 2 has garnered for itself, one that exudes immaturity and drips with brattish snide, and in this 'satire' you make an attempted snide remark as to the maturity of the Guild Wars 2 fans themselves?

    That has to be the most prolific and roundabout oxymoron of the week.

    Look, guy, if you're going to do satire then you have to do it well. And you're just not cut out for humour. Take it from a British person who knows humour, whose culture is ingrained with the very essence of irony and satire; This just isn't a talent you have. Now, I'm sure you do have talents, and I'd suggest exercising them instead. Stick with whatever it is you're good at, because it certainly isn't this. You came over as self-interested, egotistical, and frankly prickish in that bit of 'satire.' And the only amusement to be found there would be in schadenfreude at how lacking the effort was.

    Now then, do what you're good at, and know that it isn't this. Then neither you nor I will have to feel embarrassed by it.

    A tad harsh, I think.

    I actually like GW2, and thought it rather amusing - what transpired afterwards may be different, but the OP was good to start.

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  • nationalcitynationalcity Member UncommonPosts: 501

    Originally posted by Dream_Chaser

    @OP

    So you do a low-brow 'satire' regarding the interest that Guild Wars 2 has garnered for itself, one that exudes immaturity and drips with brattish snide, and in this 'satire' you make an attempted snide remark as to the maturity of the Guild Wars 2 fans themselves?

    That has to be the most prolific and roundabout oxymoron of the week.

    Look, guy, if you're going to do satire then you have to do it well. And you're just not cut out for humour. Take it from a British person who knows humour, whose culture is ingrained with the very essence of irony and satire; This just isn't a talent you have. Now, I'm sure you do have talents, and I'd suggest exercising them instead. Stick with whatever it is you're good at, because it certainly isn't this. You came over as self-interested, egotistical, and frankly prickish in that bit of 'satire.' And the only amusement to be found there would be in schadenfreude at how lacking the effort was.

    Now then, do what you're good at, and know that it isn't this. Then neither you nor I will have to feel embarrassed by it.

    Hello pot meet kettle.....

  • stayghoststayghost Member Posts: 29

    Originally posted by MMOtoGO

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    #4: GW2's art is so breathtaking that musemus will burn all former classic works of art (i.e., Mona Lisa) and replace them with Guild Wars 2 concept art.  Once this art is viewed by the public, anything less looks like 1970's wallpaper

    ....

     

    Who is this dastardly dictator Musemus?!? 

  • MalaksbaneMalaksbane Member Posts: 148

    Originally posted by maxiime223

    that was unfunny and unnecessary.

    He's right actually, the opening post wasn't satire, not by a long shot. Not too important to many, but I imagine for someone a bit serious about humour the classifiaction as satire could be annoying.

     

    Ah well, we'll have eternity, so we'll figure it out, eventually.

  • MMOtoGOMMOtoGO Member Posts: 630

    Originally posted by stayghost

    Originally posted by MMOtoGO

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    #4: GW2's art is so breathtaking that musemus will burn all former classic works of art (i.e., Mona Lisa) and replace them with Guild Wars 2 concept art.  Once this art is viewed by the public, anything less looks like 1970's wallpaper

    ....

     

    Who is this dastardly dictator Musemus?!? 

    the same guy that makes forums impervious to spellcheck (I'll go fix it now)

  • MMOtoGOMMOtoGO Member Posts: 630

    Originally posted by nationalcity

    Originally posted by Dream_Chaser

    @OP

    So you do a low-brow 'satire' regarding the interest that Guild Wars 2 has garnered for itself, one that exudes immaturity and drips with brattish snide, and in this 'satire' you make an attempted snide remark as to the maturity of the Guild Wars 2 fans themselves?

    That has to be the most prolific and roundabout oxymoron of the week.

    Look, guy, if you're going to do satire then you have to do it well. And you're just not cut out for humour. Take it from a British person who knows humour, whose culture is ingrained with the very essence of irony and satire; This just isn't a talent you have. Now, I'm sure you do have talents, and I'd suggest exercising them instead. Stick with whatever it is you're good at, because it certainly isn't this. You came over as self-interested, egotistical, and frankly prickish in that bit of 'satire.' And the only amusement to be found there would be in schadenfreude at how lacking the effort was.

    Now then, do what you're good at, and know that it isn't this. Then neither you nor I will have to feel embarrassed by it.

    Hello pot meet kettle.....

    I never said I was good at it.  Some people thougth it as funny :P I'm perfectly comfortable doing things I'm not good at.  I like golf, but I'm terrible.

  • niceguy3978niceguy3978 Member UncommonPosts: 2,051

    This game is going to be so powerful that centuries from now there will be a midget who walks hundreds of miles to throw a sealed boxed copy into the fiery pits of hell in order to break its hold on the world.

  • RobsolfRobsolf Member RarePosts: 4,607

    Originally posted by EvilGeek

    Not buying it unless it solves the mystery of my disappearing socks!

    You'll have to wait for the 3rd expansion, due out before core game release.

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