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Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question has never worked in customer service.
I'm convinced that in a past life I was somebody named Occupant, and they're still forwarding my mail.
Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
The first line of the notice said, "Please Take Notice." ... So the guy standing next to me took it.
Nobody is perfect, until you fall in love with them.
I'm not retired, I'm on Eternity leave.
A careful driver looks both ways before cruising through a stop sign.
A century ago, America was known as the melting pot. Today, it is more like a pressure cooker.
A fish is an underwater creature that grows fastest between the time it is caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.
I eat from the three major food groups: McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut.
game of thrones intro in style of 90s
http://www.jenpromuze.cz/video/14418-jak-by-to-vypadalo-kdy-byla-hra-o-truny-z-90-let
Pain Gauge
i am not sure if it is not more to cry than to laugh to, but ....
Q: What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
hehehe 100 points for this
and one current one
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Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question has never worked in customer service.
I'm convinced that in a past life I was somebody named Occupant, and they're still forwarding my mail.
Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
The first line of the notice said, "Please Take Notice." ... So the guy standing next to me took it.
Nobody is perfect, until you fall in love with them.
I'm not retired, I'm on Eternity leave.
A careful driver looks both ways before cruising through a stop sign.
A century ago, America was known as the melting pot. Today, it is more like a pressure cooker.
A fish is an underwater creature that grows fastest between the time it is caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.
I eat from the three major food groups: McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut.
game of thrones intro in style of 90s
http://www.jenpromuze.cz/video/14418-jak-by-to-vypadalo-kdy-byla-hra-o-truny-z-90-let
Pain Gauge
i am not sure if it is not more to cry than to laugh to, but ....
Q: What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
hehehe
100 points for this 
and one current one