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Look what my wife got for her birthday
Enigma
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This was given to her by our brother.
Umm...I think she'll be alright now by herself
People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.
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What is it? Stun gun?
yeah, its a tazer lol
I just wanna test it out on something....
People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.
Just find some random guy walking the street...
bzzzzzzz
What city are you in? Is it a semi dangerous place?
I'm in Phoenix, and my wife could definately use one of those.
Keep it away from me though, I'd blast our dog. (Pee on my Segway again, I dare you....
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"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb." -- Batman
Did he pee on the segway? You gotta punish that dog...
My boyfriend wanted to get me one for the longest time, mostly because I tend to walk home alone from night classes some times. That was until he found out they were either illegal to get for personal use here in Canada or extremely hard to get into the country (forget which now).
Either way, it just gave me a reason to tell him that if he was so worried he could meet me at school and walk home with me, funny how that hasn't happened yet
Lazy son of a...
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Yeah, got one of those. I use it to zap random people walking down the street.*
Succesfully zap a man: 10 points
Succesfully zap a woman: 8 points
Succesfully zap a small child: 5 points.
I have 290 points so far, mostly from small children. They're no challenge.
*may be a lie
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those models dont hurt as much as the non gun ones i dont know why but they dont.....
my friends dad has every type and the handheld ones that you just touch someone with hurt more.
i have been tazed about 60 times or so all in the spirit of ufn me and my friends would taze each other.......
not a bright idea but really funny
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.
Uhh, what does your wife look like?
I made my own taser. Get a disposble camera
add more battery power, 3 more capastors and some diodes and it gives the same effect. Women need to learn how to beat the s*it out of people. SOMTHING LIKE THIS (this actually dosen't seem fake. A woman can easly do that if they use mind over matter) My ex-girlfriend was somehow stronger than me and she really liked hurting me as an affection. 
I actually brought hand cuffs to bring her down and she loved it and started going beserk. 
The innosent looking girl really fooled me when I first met her.
Put that wife of yours in self defence or at least teach her to kick a guy and the balls and do a shyrouken (dragon uppercut . . ya street fighter) to the face.
-In memory of Laura "Taera" Genender. Passed away on Aug/13/08-
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Today is your wife's birthday? It's my birthday too! Seriously. 21 today.
If it's your wife's birthday tell her I said happy birthday and January 12th's rule!
My friend brian did that, it had 2 medal bars sticking out of the camera with black tape all around, it hurt like hell too. as for the video, AAAAHAHAHAHAHA. A+ find
MAN you decadant Americans are sooo lucky with you guns and you tazers and your starbucks coffee...
We arnt allowed to have anything so lush here
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walk up to someone and say "give you some money to let me test this on you" and if they say yes make the pain begin
LoL yeah
21st birthday? you're sober enough to post a message on the boards!?
nice alcohol tolerance!
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21st birthday? you're sober enough to post a message on the boards!?
nice alcohol tolerance!
I'm shipping out to the Marines in 10 days. I'm really focusing on keeping my body in the best shape I can. No sodas, fast food nothing. That, unfortunately, includes alcohol.
Oh and believe me when I say I want nothing more than to run into a liquor store and grab everything on the shelf.
Shouldn't mace be better then a stun gun cause the stun gun if you miss then you are screwed, and also after you shoot them you basicly just got to keep shocking them untill the cops come cause if you run away he can get up and run after you. Now with mace they cant see you so you can just run away. Now me i'm going to get a concealed weapon licence and just carry my PPK with me to bad I got to wait till im 21, less then 3 months !
Oh and tell your wife happy birthday from me, a anonymous fellow internet forum guy.
mace isn't typically made anymore. Some people have died from the chemical reaction to the spray and the companies just don't want to get in a legal hassle.
The spray for the last 15 years or so has been pepper spray. Its only made from concentrated Cian pepper and that's about it. I had to get hit in the face with pepper spray in the police academy to be qualified to carry it. It's very hot...like a bad sunburn. But thats pretty much it. Dont get me wrong...the pain is harsh but its tolerable. After a few years of getting hit with the spray will make you immune to the spray...just like eating peppers.
So, technically, a tazer is more effective than spray. If you attack a guy with pepper spray and he was very aggressive and "murderous" in the first place, a well timed shot of pepper juice in the face will only piss him off more.
A well timed shot of a tazer will jolt him to the ground. Even if he is high on PCP or LSD. He may not feel the pain as much if he's doped up but his muscles will give out, that's for sure.
People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.
Tasers is not supposed to work on it's on. If your wife is a real mother she would bet the snot out of the guy after tasering for a few minutes. Your not exactly supposed to taze and run. To ensure escaping, you must do a drop kick to the head.
Yo En1gma, I thought you also have to take a shock from a tazer in the Police Academy.
Well we get to see a pic of your wife?
-In memory of Laura "Taera" Genender. Passed away on Aug/13/08-
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I just got back from my cousin's birthday. I'm sure it will work out nicely for your wife. I noticed it had a laser-sight; what do you think about laser sights Enigma? I have read that a lot of people think you're better off without them, but they seem to be long-time older shooters who say that, so I think maybe they're a little biased.
I'm not really sure if I want to carry a gun with me, but I definitely want to have something in my house now (and I'm not sure yet if it would be something that a laser would be useful for but anyway). I just found out the best part about my new neighborhood today: the Crackhead Cleanup Crew. They'll do anything for ten dollars, absolutely anything. The only thing they won't do is listen to you when you say "No." or leave you the hell alone.
I talked to my neighbors and they said to get used to it and to expect around one a day in the summer time. The one I met today (at my doorstep, ringing the doorbell like crazy even after he saw me coming) even threatened me. "If you don't help me out, you might see me again some day and you'll wish you'd helped me out" among other things he said. I guess maybe he has high hopes of working for the IRS or in the DMV or something where I might see him one day, but I don't think that's what he meant.
ya but what i used to carry that is entirely legal and not even a weapon is a tiny ziplock bag of powdered dish soap.
yes i said dish soap the detergent ones in crystal form.
when that stuff gets in your eyes its worse then pepper spray and mace(ive been hit with both by dumbass friends)
but then again it can cause severe blindness.......
and isnt the safest of the options....
but it is more legal
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.
Be like Thomas Edison and test it on your cats... or cats. You know..lol.
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