Ok so there was this guy and he had an elephant. This elephant was always crying so he hired me to make it laugh because he searched far and wide to get someone to make it stop crying but couldnt find anyone. I spend about 5 minuts with this elephant and its starts laughing. A week later the guy calls me back and says make it stop, its been crying for a week. So i go in there and make it cry. The guys says to me: how did u do that?!...so i told him, first i said my penis was bigger than his......then i showed it to him