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Whackjob

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  • If and when Officer Hoggsworth ever actually catches a criminal, it'll be from his mobile golf cart platform. The idea is he'll absolutely minimize any kind of caloric burn. Basically, the idea is to lampoon the stereotype of the fat lazy cop. Go…
  • My current plan is, once I get in, beta or otherwise, to create a pasty white hyperobese man, join the enforcer side, wear a police uniform, then to tool around between various doughnut shops and food places, in one of those police golf cart looking…
  • Good luck with that. I've been trying to get a single key from anywhere, anyhow, and have had no luckas of yet.  You should have held on to the one you did get.
  • I would also like a North American key, if anyone would be so generous.  I'm buying in early into the game as well. I plan on making a roleplay char, an enforcer, dressed like a police officer.  He will be hyperobese and bald, and his name will be…