Yes I am a pirate, tew hundred years tew late .
The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' tew Plunder.
I'm an over-forty victim of fate.
Arriving tew late, arriving tew late.
I've done a bit of smugglin'.
I've run my share of grass.
I've made enough money tew buy miami
but I pi$$ed it away so fast.
Never meant tew last. Never Meant tew last.
And I have been drunk now for over tew weeks.
I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks.
But I got tew stop wishin', got tew go fishin'
Down tew rock bottom again.
Just a few friends, just a few friends.
God bless ye jimmy buffet. I couldn't 'ave said it better meself.