After years of playing games, I am absolutely convinced that it is impossible to post even the most trite, banal, non-threatening opinion, regarding the least obtrusive, most neutral topic possible...without drawing forum caviling, vehement disagreement, red-faced derision, and merciless attacks. Like a swarm of blood-sucking gnats, in your face, following you as you walk, forum posters are maddening, heartless, dark-souled pests of the blackest night. Dear Lord, hear my prayer, protect me from Trolls, and smite Fan Boys with your blessed hand of truth. Amen.
-Coonhound