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If the president was a gamer!

Ok, which type of game do you think the pres. would play if he were a MMO gamer?

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  • GardarGardar Member Posts: 50

    Eve-online Becouse the Market system is awsome in Eve :)

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460
    that would be awesome!

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  • madjakemadjake Member UncommonPosts: 233

    Bush would play SWG with the "White House" Guild. He would be a Novice Politician and a Master Weaponsmith. The guild would all allow him to use their lots to place heavy harvesters for mucho resources. He would craft WMD's and sell extra resources for profit! :)

    PS I assume you mean american president.. I'd be interested in hearing some ideas about others rulers :)
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  • SnaKeySnaKey Member Posts: 3,386
    Bush is too stupid to play a game.

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  • NidalapNidalap Member Posts: 4
    Loved the response MadJake!!!!  Pretty darn close to what I was thinking.  Heavy on the artillary and lighter on the Politics.  Makes a decent Pres, in my book!!  Yes, I did intend it to be for the US Pres, but like you, I'd like to see what others think of other Presidents (Foreign).

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359
    nah bush would play something like UO or L2...anything that allows him to kill other people without reason.  And he would have to play a game like SWG where the economy is shot to shit.  But I agree as well about him being to stupid to play...he did get his brain from a cracker jack box.

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  • TaskyZZTaskyZZ Member Posts: 1,476

    This one is just begging to become a locked political debate...

    Bush would play a game where he gets to fight back, and not roll over and let the bad guys kick him around... A game where you get to deal out justice where it is due...

  • atalantisatalantis Member UncommonPosts: 104

    I think the closest to role playing the president would get would be Sim City... darned that game and its power outages... at least in the game you dont have Hillary Clintons accusing you of things you really dont have control over...

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  • MalkavianMalkavian Member UncommonPosts: 2,995

    Nice Chronic.

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  • Clever_GloveClever_Glove Member Posts: 996

    Bush Sr. = WWIIO

    Clinton = Leaser Suit Lary

    Gore = invented the internet, need he play a game?

    Kerry = Battlefield Vietnam

    Bush Jr. = Puzzle Pirates

     

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  • SnaKeySnaKey Member Posts: 3,386



    Originally posted by Gunblade
    most of you people who say bush is stupid really need to look it up in teh directionary. He has made wrong decesions and is not the right man for the job. This does not make him stupid. He still had to make president..even with the given circumstances it wasn't a piece of cake. Especially not one for a stupid person.



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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460
    image i wanna participate!

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  • hawkwindhawkwind Member Posts: 124

    Umm ,in whatever game he plays I think he would the the leader of a PK guild and the rest of the guilds would support him or...die.

     

     

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  • zentyzenty Member Posts: 31
    Bush is too stupid to play ne game....

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  • AnofalyeAnofalye Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 7,433

    Everquest or any game they could manage to buy the direction...

     

    Bush would be the GL of the White House guild and they would have BUY from Sony office some items that would make the game pointless and they would non-stop camp Emperor Crushbone with gear powerfull enought to make anyone sane of mind to solo Qarm, yet, they would stick to Emperor Crushbone till he stop terrorist attacks on Kelethin!  (well, maybe they would have buy the server and have it move inside the White House for direct control)

     

    They would prolly all melee for 100k when they miss an attack, yet, they would farm Crushbone!  Oh, yes, they would!

     

    That would be until someone tell them there is more loot to be earn in others zones...

     

    They would spam /duel him and buy a GM to start the duel with that player, they would make him quit the game, then they would try the new camp and realize it is better and stick to it...

     

    Rince and repeat until they are up top or folks are bright enought to avoid them and not tell them where to hunt!

    Once the White House guild would be in a zone, they would rotate and make sure the zone is perma camped and someone is always killing anything that spawn.

    Once they would be on the server, any new player coming throught the server would have to pass a test to be allowed to play on this server and it would be a test that have absolutely nothing to do with the game.

    Finally, there would be 2 GM to make sure the rules are *respected* as they see it must be respected!

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    If Martin was playing a game it would also be Everquest(Prime Minister of Canada).

     

    Martin would never leave Bazaar althought.  He would have undercover agents in every others guilds and they would indeed work to make that guild prosper.

     

    Then Martin would try to get a hold on as much ressources to control in the bazaar and sell them to the rich only, and he would harvest the poors(very high prices in bazaar, but he would accept to bargain if someone is rich and having ton of stuff to offer, no bargain with the weaklings althought, so they would spend all they can spare as soon as they spare it and remain eternal slaves).  Eventually the richs would join him or be buyed by the other and put on a remote island with uber stuff but no right to sell stuff or something...

     

    Eventually his grip on the economy would make most guilds dependants of him and he would be richer and richer and richer...while the server basic population will always getting poorer and poorer even if there would be an income of new farmed items.  Only a few very strong guilds would not really be affected and they would most likely does all their bazaar trades with him nonetheless since he will offer them better prices to keep an iron grip on the bazaar!

     

    Peoples selling C3, Virtues, or any buffs openly would be harassed, spammed, lagged and facing economic ignorance from most uber guilds until they stop behaving like this or join him as economic subling, and even the most powerfull guilds would cede on this point as they would not care that their members can or not sell buffs, but they would want to sell those extra ornate stuff to him.

     

    Finally, anyone not belonging to a major guild would have to swear an oath of loyalty to him in his plans, but it would not really meet major success, yet, they would deploy some major efforts in it.  In fact, someone swearing that oath would get slightly better prices and slight economic edges and maybe even the right to sell buff at 5 AM once per month in Sebilis!

     


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  • TyphoneTyphone Member Posts: 59

    I wasn't probly going to vote this election, but just because of this stupid ass thread. I am going to go and vote for bush and hope he continues doing a kickass job.....

     

    This should be locked.

  • SnaKeySnaKey Member Posts: 3,386



    Originally posted by Typhone

    I wasn't probly going to vote this election, but just because of this stupid ass thread. I am going to go and vote for bush and hope he continues doing a kickass job.....
     
    This should be locked.



    I'm voting for Bush. Well........ not really GWBush so much as republican. The president is a nobody. The president is nothing more than a face and a voice of the ppl. It's the party who controls everything, it's his advisors who do everything..... Still doesn't change the fact that's he's as dumb as a bent door nail.

    There is no reason for this to be locked.

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  • AnofalyeAnofalye Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 7,433



    Originally posted by Typhone

    I wasn't probly going to vote this election, but just because of this stupid ass thread. I am going to go and vote for bush and hope he continues doing a kickass job.....
     
    This should be locked.



    No offense but...

     

    You will vote for your destiny based on the ideas of some kids making fun with nothing serious behind it? :P

     

    The day the amount of peoples reacting so badly to *humor*, no matter how bad the humor is, is the day we wish we never was a republic or a democracy!  Freedom of speech is been able to make such humor and laugh at it.  If for you there is no place for humor, I am feeling pretty sorry about you.  You remind me of the Red Scare policy that was rampant in the USA and my stomach honestly revulse atm!

     

    See, the simple fact the Bush president take great insult that a deputy(In Canada, not even in the USA) in private conversation say he was a moron show how bad peoples react, a great leader would not focus on requesting apologies and been insulted, I mean, if you lead something as big as the USA, someone somewhere will think you are a moron, and in private, they have the right to.  If you openly fight this, it not only show you lack compassion, you lack critizism and acceptance of the other, a private voice in a private conversation from some minor parlemental folks(a deputy), there is nothing to be alarmed with.  A Great leader would just have ignore such a comment and then work on other issues, but what did Bush does?  Someone can place a link to you and make you appreciate how great a leader he is!

     

    Oh well, your choice, but when I read such reactions, I miss Monarchy badly!

     

    Long live the Queen!

     

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  • TaskyZZTaskyZZ Member Posts: 1,476

    Don't worry, Kerry is a total idiot, his ideas are crap, and he doesn't stand a chance in the election.

  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    My fellow republicans (please let me just say this one thing mods!)

    We are going to put that senator down, down into the state of not being elected. in 1971, he accused troops of his sect, or wahtever you will, or rape, civillian murder, pouring hot tar on citizens, etc.

    HE WAS PROVEN GUILTY BY COURTMARSHELL!

    in 1970, he threatened to KILL members of congress

    My fellow republicans, John Kerry should be in a MAXIMUM secuirty prison, let alone be running against the greatest president ever!

     

    (alright, I'm out of this topic...couldn't resist, lol)

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  • rathmarathma Member UncommonPosts: 3,786



    Originally posted by MurtBijani

    We are going to put that senator down, down into the state of not being elected. in 1971, he accused troops of his sect, or wahtever you will, or rape, civillian murder, pouring hot tar on citizens, etc.
    HE WAS PROVEN GUILTY BY COURTMARSHELL!
    in 1970, he threatened to KILL members of congress
    My fellow republicans, John Kerry should be in a MAXIMUM secuirty prison,
     

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     Lol, these are your candidates for your country? I still think john kerry will make president. Hey, i thought it was a joke that arnold would be running for California but, it happened image.

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  • TyphoneTyphone Member Posts: 59
    When some bright reporter asks Karry if he ever smoked weed, he will be like ya 15 minutes ago, why? do you need a hit maaaaan?

  • TyphoneTyphone Member Posts: 59

    Heh here is something about kerry you guys may find intresting "its a comic"

    http://www.allahpundit.com/archives/000478.html

     

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359
    I just gotta say that the US is damned either way if Bush or Kerry wins.  Both are freakin idiots with their own agenda in mind...their own agenda to help themselves, not US citizens

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