Top Ten Worst things to accidentily say to your Girlfriend/Wife:
10) No, it's not the jeans making yer butt look fat...
9) Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
8) "Happy Birthday honey, as a present I made you an appointment with that new plastic surgeon in town!"
7) Any other name but hers during sex...
6) You call this %&$# dinner?
Richard J. Cox "There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
Top Ten Worst things to accidentily say to your Girlfriend/Wife:
10) No, it's not the jeans making yer butt look fat...
9) Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
8) "Happy Birthday honey, as a present I made you an appointment with that new plastic surgeon in town!"
7) Any other name but hers during sex...
6) You call this %&$# dinner?
5) is it that time of the month already!? ( I say that all the time... What? Already?!?! Guess that means you have to...)
4.) Well, can't they induce labor? WoW gets released that day.
3) No I can't have sex right now, I'm going to level in 2 more bubs...
Richard J. Cox "There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
Top 10 Reasons How I Like My Women Like My MMORPG's
10.) No monthly fees.
9) When I get tired of listening to it I can just turn it off.
Richard J. Cox "There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
Top 10 Reasons How I Like My Women Like My MMORPG's
10.) No monthly fees.
9) When I get tired of listening to it I can just turn it off.
8) You can join a party
7) Beta test before you make a commitment.
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Richard J. Cox "There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
Richard J. Cox "There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
10) Hi, mine name is <insert your name>. I like peanut butter. Let's <bleep>.
9) "You won't be as bad looking after another six pack, gimme a couple minutes..."
8) Did you ever go to Uranus?
7) Wanna come back to my place and check out my 1337 EQ Characters?
Richard J. Cox "There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
10) Hi, mine name is <insert your name>. I like peanut butter. Let's <bleep>.
9) "You won't be as bad looking after another six pack, gimme a couple minutes..."
8) Did you ever go to Uranus?
7) Wanna come back to my place and check out my 1337 EQ Characters?
8) you would so make teh l337 pron!
7) Hello my name is Murt.... (lol had to do it!)
6) "Welcome to McDonalds, may I take yer order?"
Richard J. Cox "There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
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Top Ten Worst things to accidentily say to your Girlfriend/Wife:
10) No, it's not the jeans making yer butt look fat...
9) Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
8) "Happy Birthday honey, as a present I made you an appointment with that new plastic surgeon in town!"
7) Any other name but hers during sex...
Top Ten Worst things to accidentily say to your Girlfriend/Wife:
10) No, it's not the jeans making yer butt look fat...
9) Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
8) "Happy Birthday honey, as a present I made you an appointment with that new plastic surgeon in town!"
7) Any other name but hers during sex...
6) You call this %&$# dinner?
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
Top Ten Worst things to accidentily say to your Girlfriend/Wife:
10) No, it's not the jeans making yer butt look fat...
9) Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
8) "Happy Birthday honey, as a present I made you an appointment with that new plastic surgeon in town!"
7) Any other name but hers during sex...
6) You call this %&$# dinner?
5) is it that time of the month already!?
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Top Ten Worst things to accidentily say to your Girlfriend/Wife:
10) No, it's not the jeans making yer butt look fat...
9) Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
8) "Happy Birthday honey, as a present I made you an appointment with that new plastic surgeon in town!"
7) Any other name but hers during sex...
6) You call this %&$# dinner?
5) is it that time of the month already!? ( I say that all the time... What? Already?!?! Guess that means you have to...)
Top Ten Worst things to accidentily say to your Girlfriend/Wife:
10) No, it's not the jeans making yer butt look fat...
9) Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
8) "Happy Birthday honey, as a present I made you an appointment with that new plastic surgeon in town!"
7) Any other name but hers during sex...
6) You call this %&$# dinner?
5) is it that time of the month already!? ( I say that all the time... What? Already?!?! Guess that means you have to...)
4.) Well, can't they induce labor? WoW gets released that day.
Top Ten Worst things to accidentily say to your Girlfriend/Wife:
10) No, it's not the jeans making yer butt look fat...
9) Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
8) "Happy Birthday honey, as a present I made you an appointment with that new plastic surgeon in town!"
7) Any other name but hers during sex...
6) You call this %&$# dinner?
5) is it that time of the month already!? ( I say that all the time... What? Already?!?! Guess that means you have to...)
4.) Well, can't they induce labor? WoW gets released that day.
3) No I can't have sex right now, I'm going to level in 2 more bubs...
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
Top Ten Worst things to accidentily say to your Girlfriend/Wife:
10) No, it's not the jeans making yer butt look fat...
9) Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
8) "Happy Birthday honey, as a present I made you an appointment with that new plastic surgeon in town!"
7) Any other name but hers during sex...
6) You call this %&$# dinner?
5) is it that time of the month already!? ( I say that all the time... What? Already?!?! Guess that means you have to...)
4.) Well, can't they induce labor? WoW gets released that day.
3) No I can't have sex right now, I'm going to level in 2 more bubs...
2) I've heard of near beer, but near coffee?
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Top Ten Worst things to accidentily say to your Girlfriend/Wife:
10) No, it's not the jeans making yer butt look fat...
9) Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
8) "Happy Birthday honey, as a present I made you an appointment with that new plastic surgeon in town!"
7) Any other name but hers during sex...
6) You call this %&$# dinner?
5) is it that time of the month already!? ( I say that all the time... What? Already?!?! Guess that means you have to...)
4.) Well, can't they induce labor? WoW gets released that day.
3) No I can't have sex right now, I'm going to level in 2 more bubs...
2) I've heard of near beer, but near coffee?
1.) I should've listened to my Mother.
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Top 10 Reasons How I Like My Women Like My MMORPG's
10.) No monthly fees.
Top 10 Reasons How I Like My Women Like My MMORPG's
10.) No monthly fees.
9) When I get tired of listening to it I can just turn it off.
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
Top 10 Reasons How I Like My Women Like My MMORPG's
10.) No monthly fees.
9) When I get tired of listening to it I can just turn it off.
8) You can join a party
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Top 10 Reasons How I Like My Women Like My MMORPG's
10.) No monthly fees.
9) When I get tired of listening to it I can just turn it off.
8) You can join a party
7) Beta test before you make a commitment.
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"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand
by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally
treasonable to the American people."-Teddy Roosevelt
Top 10 Reasons How I Like My Women Like My MMORPG's
10.) No monthly fees.
9) When I get tired of listening to it I can just turn it off.
8) You can join a party
7) Beta test before you make a commitment.
6) (doesn't apply to my computer, but to some of your guys') The requirments aren't too high
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Top 10 Reasons How I Like My Women Like My MMORPG's
10.) No monthly fees.
9) When I get tired of listening to it I can just turn it off.
8) You can join a party
7) Beta test before you make a commitment.
6) The requirments aren't too high
5.) "Grinding" has to be a fun and enjoyable process.
10.) No monthly fees.
9) When I get tired of listening to it I can just turn it off.
8) You can join a party
7) Beta test before you make a commitment.
6) The requirments aren't too high
5) "Grinding" has to be a fun and enjoyable process.
4) Customize facial and body features
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Top 10 Reasons How I Like My Women Like My MMORPG's
10.) No monthly fees.
9) When I get tired of listening to it I can just turn it off.
8) You can join a party
7) Beta test before you make a commitment.
6) The requirments aren't too high
5) "Grinding" has to be a fun and enjoyable process.
4) Customize facial and body features
3) And if it's Horizons you even get an "Endowment" slide bar.
Kunou
mmorpg.com Staff
Desolation GM - www.desolation-guild.org
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
Top 10 Reasons How I Like My Women Like My MMORPG's
10.) No monthly fees.
9) When I get tired of listening to it I can just turn it off.
8) You can join a party
7) Beta test before you make a commitment.
6) The requirments aren't too high
5) "Grinding" has to be a fun and enjoyable process.
4) Customize facial and body features
3) And if it's Horizons you even get an "Endowment" slide bar.
2) GOOD GRAPHICS!
http://www.facebook.com/murtb
Top 10 Reasons How I Like My Women Like My MMORPG's
10.) No monthly fees.
9) When I get tired of listening to it I can just turn it off.
8) You can join a party
7) Beta test before you make a commitment.
6) The requirments aren't too high
5) "Grinding" has to be a fun and enjoyable process.
4) Customize facial and body features
3) And if it's Horizons you even get an "Endowment" slide bar.
2) GOOD GRAPHICS!
1) Expansion packs add value and increase fun.
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Top 10 of the Worst Pickup Lines
10) Hi, mine name is <insert your name>. I like peanut butter. Let's <bleep>.
9) "You won't be as bad looking after another six pack, gimme a couple minutes..."
Kunou
mmorpg.com Staff
Desolation GM - www.desolation-guild.org
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
Top 10 of the Worst Pickup Lines
10) Hi, mine name is <insert your name>. I like peanut butter. Let's <bleep>.
9) "You won't be as bad looking after another six pack, gimme a couple minutes..."
8) Did you ever go to Uranus?
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Top 10 of the Worst Pickup Lines
10) Hi, mine name is <insert your name>. I like peanut butter. Let's <bleep>.
9) "You won't be as bad looking after another six pack, gimme a couple minutes..."
8) Did you ever go to Uranus?
7) Wanna come back to my place and check out my 1337 EQ Characters?
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
Top 10 of the Worst Pickup Lines
10) Hi, mine name is <insert your name>. I like peanut butter. Let's <bleep>.
9) "You won't be as bad looking after another six pack, gimme a couple minutes..."
8) Did you ever go to Uranus?
7) Wanna come back to my place and check out my 1337 EQ Characters?
8) you would so make teh l337 pron!
http://www.facebook.com/murtb
Top 10 of the Worst Pickup Lines
10) Hi, mine name is <insert your name>. I like peanut butter. Let's <bleep>.
9) "You won't be as bad looking after another six pack, gimme a couple minutes..."
8) Did you ever go to Uranus?
7) Wanna come back to my place and check out my 1337 EQ Characters?
8) you would so make teh l337 pron!
7) Hello my name is Murt.... (lol had to do it!)
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33.333333333333336% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
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Top 10 of the Worst Pickup Lines
10) Hi, mine name is <insert your name>. I like peanut butter. Let's <bleep>.
9) "You won't be as bad looking after another six pack, gimme a couple minutes..."
8) Did you ever go to Uranus?
7) Wanna come back to my place and check out my 1337 EQ Characters?
8) you would so make teh l337 pron!
7) Hello my name is Murt.... (lol had to do it!)
6) "Welcome to McDonalds, may I take yer order?"
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
Top 10 of the Worst Pickup Lines
10) Hi, mine name is <insert your name>. I like peanut butter. Let's <bleep>.
9) "You won't be as bad looking after another six pack, gimme a couple minutes..."
8) Did you ever go to Uranus?
7) Wanna come back to my place and check out my 1337 EQ Characters?
8) you would so make teh l337 pron!
7) Hello my name is Murt.... (lol had to do it!)
6) "Welcome to McDonalds, may I take yer order?"
5) (in response to Kunou's #6) "You can't spell supersized without 'U' and 'I'."
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