TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD AVOID SAYING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
10) What's that little red button do that I just pressed?
9) "We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House?make no mistake about it."?Washington, D.C., Feb. 7, 2001
8) I am Hitler Incarnate. This nation is the new reich of Germany. I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD!
7) A lot of jargon, because you're bound to screw up and say something stupid when you don't mean it.
6) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
5) "Sup foos! Slap me some skin Gore u mofo, schuweet dats teh shiznit! Now down and shizzle my foonizzle biatch!"
*edit* had to add the nizzle'isms, it was lacking ^^
_______________________________________________________________________________________ Stealin n Lubing since 1976
TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD AVOID SAYING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
10) What's that little red button do that I just pressed?
9) "We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House?make no mistake about it."?Washington, D.C., Feb. 7, 2001
8) I am Hitler Incarnate. This nation is the new reich of Germany. I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD!
7) A lot of jargon, because you're bound to screw up and say something stupid when you don't mean it.
6) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
5) "Sup foos! Slap me some skin Gore u mofo, schuweet dats teh shiznit! Now down and shizzle my foonizzle biatch!"
4) "Now that I'm elected. I shall raise your taxes. Murder large businesses, among other things that come with me being elected....I shall lie, cheat, steal, and....raise taxes...Oh. And with those taxes I shall give it to illegal immigrants, and lazy losers that dont want to work."
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didnt exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979
TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD AVOID SAYING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
10) What's that little red button do that I just pressed?
9) "We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House?make no mistake about it."?Washington, D.C., Feb. 7, 2001
8) I am Hitler Incarnate. This nation is the new reich of Germany. I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD!
7) A lot of jargon, because you're bound to screw up and say something stupid when you don't mean it.
6) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
5) "Sup foos! Slap me some skin Gore u mofo, schuweet dats teh shiznit! Now down and shizzle my foonizzle biatch!"
4) "Now that I'm elected. I shall raise your taxes. Murder large businesses, among other things that come with me being elected....I shall lie, cheat, steal, and....raise taxes...Oh. And with those taxes I shall give it to illegal immigrants, and lazy losers that dont want to work."
3) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." (not a quote I thought of I have to give credit where credit is due, George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004)
TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD AVOID SAYING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
10) What's that little red button do that I just pressed?
9) "We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House?make no mistake about it."?Washington, D.C., Feb. 7, 2001
8) I am Hitler Incarnate. This nation is the new reich of Germany. I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD!
7) A lot of jargon, because you're bound to screw up and say something stupid when you don't mean it.
6) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
5) "Sup foos! Slap me some skin Gore u mofo, schuweet dats teh shiznit! Now down and shizzle my foonizzle biatch!"
4) "Now that I'm elected. I shall raise your taxes. Murder large businesses, among other things that come with me being elected....I shall lie, cheat, steal, and....raise taxes...Oh. And with those taxes I shall give it to illegal immigrants, and lazy losers that dont want to work."
3) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." (not a quote I thought of I have to give credit where credit is due, George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004)
2) I swear Mr. President! That country was already bombed before we GOT there. Even ask Butterfinger Bill, he saw it too!
TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD AVOID SAYING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 10) What's that little red button do that I just pressed? 9) "We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House?make no mistake about it."?Washington, D.C., Feb. 7, 2001 8) I am Hitler Incarnate. This nation is the new reich of Germany. I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD! 7) A lot of jargon, because you're bound to screw up and say something stupid when you don't mean it. 6) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." 5) "Sup foos! Slap me some skin Gore u mofo, schuweet dats teh shiznit! Now down and shizzle my foonizzle biatch!" 4) "Now that I'm elected. I shall raise your taxes. Murder large businesses, among other things that come with me being elected....I shall lie, cheat, steal, and....raise taxes...Oh. And with those taxes I shall give it to illegal immigrants, and lazy losers that dont want to work." 3) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." (not a quote I thought of I have to give credit where credit is due, George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004) 2) I swear Mr. President! That country was already bombed before we GOT there. Even ask Butterfinger Bill, he saw it too!
1. "Stealing? No, no, no. Stealing is such a harsh word. I call it...Governmentally funded collectors of income, that is backed by your Government which knows better then you, and you wouldn't know how to spend it. So we give it to others to spend it for you."
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979
Top ten things you don't want to overhear as a teacher.
10) A student wispering to another "Move out of the way I can't get a clear shot of the teacher."
9) "Dude, ya, our teacher. She is so friggin hot. Uh huh...Yaaaaaa."
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979
10) A student wispering to another "Move out of the way I can't get a clear shot of the teacher."
9) "Dude, ya, our teacher. She is so friggin hot. Uh huh...Yaaaaaa."
8) "So last night, my dad said I could bring his gun to school to show everyone, gonna be sweeet."
7) "You know, I REALLY need an A in this class. Can I do any, uh, *special* favors for you?" *wink*
[b]6)If you give me an A il give you my special gift. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black guys are really lazy and all the white guys are just as lazy but they're mad at the black guys for being so lazy?
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979
10) A student wispering to another "Move out of the way I can't get a clear shot of the teacher."
9) "Dude, ya, our teacher. She is so friggin hot. Uh huh...Yaaaaaa."
8) "So last night, my dad said I could bring his gun to school to show everyone, gonna be sweeet."
7) "You know, I REALLY need an A in this class. Can I do any, uh, *special* favors for you?" *wink*
[b]6)If you give me an A il give you my special gift. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
5)"Hey man, is the screen always supposed to be blue like that?"
"Put your foot where your mouth is." - Wisdom from my grandfather "Paper or plastic? ... because I'm afraid I'll have to suffocate you unless you put this bag on your head..." - Ethnitrek AC1: Wierding from Harvestgain
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TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD AVOID SAYING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
10) What's that little red button do that I just pressed?
9) "We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House?make no mistake about it."?Washington, D.C., Feb. 7, 2001
8) I am Hitler Incarnate. This nation is the new reich of Germany. I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD!
7) A lot of jargon, because you're bound to screw up and say something stupid when you don't mean it.
6) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
5) "Sup foos! Slap me some skin Gore u mofo, schuweet dats teh shiznit! Now down and shizzle my foonizzle biatch!"
*edit* had to add the nizzle'isms, it was lacking ^^
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Stealin n Lubing since 1976 
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TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD AVOID SAYING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
10) What's that little red button do that I just pressed?
9) "We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House?make no mistake about it."?Washington, D.C., Feb. 7, 2001
8) I am Hitler Incarnate. This nation is the new reich of Germany. I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD!
7) A lot of jargon, because you're bound to screw up and say something stupid when you don't mean it.
6) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
5) "Sup foos! Slap me some skin Gore u mofo, schuweet dats teh shiznit! Now down and shizzle my foonizzle biatch!"
4) "Now that I'm elected. I shall raise your taxes. Murder large businesses, among other things that come with me being elected....I shall lie, cheat, steal, and....raise taxes...Oh. And with those taxes I shall give it to illegal immigrants, and lazy losers that dont want to work."
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didnt exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979
TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD AVOID SAYING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
10) What's that little red button do that I just pressed?
9) "We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House?make no mistake about it."?Washington, D.C., Feb. 7, 2001
8) I am Hitler Incarnate. This nation is the new reich of Germany. I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD!
7) A lot of jargon, because you're bound to screw up and say something stupid when you don't mean it.
6) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
5) "Sup foos! Slap me some skin Gore u mofo, schuweet dats teh shiznit! Now down and shizzle my foonizzle biatch!"
4) "Now that I'm elected. I shall raise your taxes. Murder large businesses, among other things that come with me being elected....I shall lie, cheat, steal, and....raise taxes...Oh. And with those taxes I shall give it to illegal immigrants, and lazy losers that dont want to work."
3) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." (not a quote I thought of I have to give credit where credit is due, George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004)
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TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD AVOID SAYING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
10) What's that little red button do that I just pressed?
9) "We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House?make no mistake about it."?Washington, D.C., Feb. 7, 2001
8) I am Hitler Incarnate. This nation is the new reich of Germany. I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD!
7) A lot of jargon, because you're bound to screw up and say something stupid when you don't mean it.
6) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
5) "Sup foos! Slap me some skin Gore u mofo, schuweet dats teh shiznit! Now down and shizzle my foonizzle biatch!"
4) "Now that I'm elected. I shall raise your taxes. Murder large businesses, among other things that come with me being elected....I shall lie, cheat, steal, and....raise taxes...Oh. And with those taxes I shall give it to illegal immigrants, and lazy losers that dont want to work."
3) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." (not a quote I thought of I have to give credit where credit is due, George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004)
2) I swear Mr. President! That country was already bombed before we GOT there. Even ask Butterfinger Bill, he saw it too!
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979
Top ten things you don't want to overhear as a teacher.
10) A student wispering to another "Move out of the way I can't get a clear shot of the teacher."
Top ten things you don't want to overhear as a teacher.
10) A student wispering to another "Move out of the way I can't get a clear shot of the teacher."
9) "Dude, ya, our teacher. She is so friggin hot. Uh huh...Yaaaaaa."
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979
Top ten things you don't want to overhear as a teacher.
10) A student wispering to another "Move out of the way I can't get a clear shot of the teacher."
9) "Dude, ya, our teacher. She is so friggin hot. Uh huh...Yaaaaaa."
8) "So last night, my dad said I could bring his gun to school to show everyone, gonna be sweeet."
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10) A student wispering to another "Move out of the way I can't get a clear shot of the teacher."
9) "Dude, ya, our teacher. She is so friggin hot. Uh huh...Yaaaaaa."
8) "So last night, my dad said I could bring his gun to school to show everyone, gonna be sweeet."
7) "You know, I REALLY need an A in this class. Can I do any, uh, *special* favors for you?" *wink*
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10) A student wispering to another "Move out of the way I can't get a clear shot of the teacher."
9) "Dude, ya, our teacher. She is so friggin hot. Uh huh...Yaaaaaa."
8) "So last night, my dad said I could bring his gun to school to show everyone, gonna be sweeet."
7) "You know, I REALLY need an A in this class. Can I do any, uh, *special* favors for you?" *wink*
[b]6)If you give me an A il give you my special gift. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black guys are really lazy and all the white guys are just as lazy but they're mad at the black guys for being so lazy?
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"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis
"If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979
10) A student wispering to another "Move out of the way I can't get a clear shot of the teacher."
9) "Dude, ya, our teacher. She is so friggin hot. Uh huh...Yaaaaaa."
8) "So last night, my dad said I could bring his gun to school to show everyone, gonna be sweeet."
7) "You know, I REALLY need an A in this class. Can I do any, uh, *special* favors for you?" *wink*
[b]6)If you give me an A il give you my special gift. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
5)"Hey man, is the screen always supposed to be blue like that?"
"Put your foot where your mouth is." - Wisdom from my grandfather
"Paper or plastic? ... because I'm afraid I'll have to suffocate you unless you put this bag on your head..." - Ethnitrek
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