put virgin coconut oil in your butt crack while wearing his favorite under wear and go get the mouse and put in your butt crack while he trying to play his favorite game
say... if u don't send some time with in the sack I'm going sleep with your best friends
Trade in material assumptions for spiritual facts and make permanent progress.
Just as an FYI: this is his wife who made this post. No my husband is not gay.
The first thing I did when I read this post was check the profile and saw male. I was a little shocked someone would make such a bold post. But since you logged onto his account, aren't you concerned about him reading this? Or are you hoping he will?
Anyway, have you considered trying to make him jealous? Maybe you should spend some time online and not playing video games if you know what I mean. It may be kind of low, but it might be time for desperate measures.
Ok, so I have cleaned the house. Bought vidoe games for him and even bought him a computer to play his games. I just want a few intitmate moments with him?? any help or am I lost to the games??
PM me a picture of yourself and I'll tell you what you need to do.
Though I remain skeptic about the author and sincerity of the thread, I am going to answer anyway, cause I feel like it.
Buying games to amuse himself with is not a good idea if you are trying to gain attention, it hinders you actually, playing the part of an esteemed skinamax actress is cheesey and seems rather insincere too.
The simplest solution is often the most effective, which is just suggest some activity that would demand his attention on you, i.e. anything that gets him away from games for a while, go out some place, just the two of you and do something fun (I think one might call this being romantic), or you could just be blunt if you don't feel like being subtle.
Besides this isn't the best place to be asking questions like that, I'll wager that no one here, other than me, is a sex therapist. Actually I have no idea what I am talking about, that may not even work on men, but I did watch the In Your Pants segment on Attack of the Show before.
Don't you worry little buddy. You're dealing with a man of honor. However, honor requires a higher percentage of profit
Ok, so I have cleaned the house. Bought vidoe games for him and even bought him a computer to play his games. I just want a few intitmate moments with him?? any help or am I lost to the games??
PM me a picture of yourself and I'll tell you what you need to do.
Just as an FYI: this is his wife who made this post. No my husband is not gay.
Hmmm. You do all this, and he is still not interested. Maybe he IS gay.
I will not comment on this one because it seems like its an issue a therapist should work out.
Well, let's think this one through. First, it was a joke. Second, if I was serious, what else to think? She does everything for him to make him happy and he is uninterested in intimacy (not necessarily sex) with his wife.
Firstly, don't listen to the people here. They have no idea what would really work in a marriage. Your husband probably has something on his mind that he doesn't want or know how to talk to you about. He is most likely using the videogames as an escape. Has his videogaming time gone up since you've known him? If so, when did this start? Could something in your relationship have caused him any stress, and he not know how to handle it? (Example would be cheating or misscarriage). Has he lost a family member. Seducing him might work, but only in the short run. With what little information you have given, there could be any number of reasons behind his behavior. Your job, and I do mean JOB, as his wife and partner is to help him. It might not be easy, hell it probably will be difficult. You have to open the lines of communication and find out what he wants, what he needs, how he feels, and let him know the same. It is difficult to make the first move, but if you really love him and care about him, you'll just have to step it up. It would seem that he's not going to do it. You shouldn't sit back any longer. The sooner you do it, the less difficult it will be. If you wait too long, you'll have reached the point where you no longer care, or are too angry to think straight. You might say something you don't mean, or something hurtful to him. This could result in irrevocable damage to your relationship. What you HAVE to do is talk to him. Find out what is wrong. If nothing is wrong, let him know that HE is wrong. He needs to treat you well and not ignore you. He needs to pamper you like you pamper him. When was the last time he bought you flowers? When was the last time he came home from work early to take you to dinner?
In conclusion, you need to talk to him. All of this crap about seducing him is pointless. If he won't talk to you, talk to him. Let him know how you feel. Let him know that he makes you feel like he doesn't care about you or that he's ignoring you. But, make sure you don't yell. Yelling tends to make people not listen. Keeping a calm steady voice, especially when you are angry, gets your point acrsoss much better.
If all esle fails, get on craigslist and search for WoW players. They will not only give you nookie, they'll give you gold and a mount for giving them the honor of providing said nookie!!
If all esle fails, get on craigslist and search for WoW players. They will not only give you nookie, they'll give you gold and a mount for giving them the honor of providing said nookie!!
"B> Nookie, LFG loving!"
I suppose it gives new meaning to the term 'epic mount'...
Responses like yours are insensitive and pointless. She didn't ask where should she go to find someone to cheat on her husband with. She asked, what should she do to get her husband interested. There is a very big difference, and you should show some fucking respect. This is a serious issue, not some loser, teenaged, hormone induced plea for sexual relief. This is a woman who is pleading for help. Some people may think she went to the wrong place to ask for help because this is a videogame forum. I think that she chose an inteligent place to ask for help. Who knows gamers better than other gamers? If people would actually answer her with thoughtful and helpful responses, she wouldn't have wasted her time. As it stands now, only a couple of people have mentioned anything other than dressing sexy or finding someone else.
Zorvan, Responses like yours are insensitive and pointless. She didn't ask where should she go to find someone to cheat on her husband with. She asked, what should she do to get her husband interested. There is a very big difference, and you should show some fucking respect. This is a serious issue, not some loser, teenaged, hormone induced plea for sexual relief. This is a woman who is pleading for help. Some people may think she went to the wrong place to ask for help because this is a videogame forum. I think that she chose an inteligent place to ask for help. Who knows gamers better than other gamers? If people would actually answer her with thoughtful and helpful responses, she wouldn't have wasted her time. As it stands now, only a couple of people have mentioned anything other than dressing sexy or finding someone else. To the OP, you should find other sites too.
You say that gamers know gamers better than anyone else, then you shoot down gamers' primary opinions? What the hell do you think you're doing? For the average guy who's completely addicted to a game, and I'm sure most of us have been before, having a female prance out in the most sexy outfit and fuck me pumps would cause us to completely forget what the hell we're doing and put our little soldier at full salute.
Besides, people on the internet are for all intents and purposes completely anonymous, we can and do say what we want. We're a horrible uncaring monster, and in order for us to ever accomplish anything, we must joke occasionally.
If all esle fails, get on craigslist and search for WoW players. They will not only give you nookie, they'll give you gold and a mount for giving them the honor of providing said nookie!!
"B> Nookie, LFG loving!"
I suppose it gives new meaning to the term 'epic mount'...
Hopefully he chooses better than the "Anal for Gold" WoW chic that someone linked here a while back.
Firstly, don't listen to the people here. They have no idea what would really work in a marriage.
What an assanine comment. I guess my marriage for the past 8 years have been a sham. I better go tell my wife.
I'm sorry, Dekron. 7 years ago I secretly replaced your wife with Foldger's Crystals. No one noticed :P
To the OP I can offer you one really sound piece of advice about how to improve your marriage. It's a two step program:
1- Don't log in with your significant others account.
2- Don't go to gaming communities for love advice. In the grand list of "good things to find on the internet" advice about sex generally isn't high up on the list.
"What is it I have against Microsoft, you ask? Well, you know how you feel when you wait for an MMO to come out and when it does you feel like you've paid to play it's beta test for another 6-9 months before anything even thinks of working the way it should? Being a network engineer you feel that way about anything Microsoft puts out."
Ok, so I have cleaned the house. Bought vidoe games for him and even bought him a computer to play his games. I just want a few intitmate moments with him?? any help or am I lost to the games??
It would take a lot less than that to get me interested. Like say, looking in my general location.
Ok, so I have cleaned the house. Bought vidoe games for him and even bought him a computer to play his games. I just want a few intitmate moments with him?? any help or am I lost to the games??
It would take a lot less than that to get me interested. Like say, looking in my general location.
Firstly, don't listen to the people here. They have no idea what would really work in a marriage.
What an assanine comment. I guess my marriage for the past 8 years have been a sham. I better go tell my wife.
I'm sorry, Dekron. 7 years ago I secretly replaced your wife with Foldger's Crystals. No one noticed :P
I did always think she had a nice can.
Oh man, you "ground" that pun into the floor.
"What is it I have against Microsoft, you ask? Well, you know how you feel when you wait for an MMO to come out and when it does you feel like you've paid to play it's beta test for another 6-9 months before anything even thinks of working the way it should? Being a network engineer you feel that way about anything Microsoft puts out."
Zorvan, Responses like yours are insensitive and pointless. She didn't ask where should she go to find someone to cheat on her husband with. She asked, what should she do to get her husband interested. And "she's" been answered by more than one post. I simply offered an alternative if no solution was found.
There is a very big difference, and you should show some fucking respect. As should you. Sorry I don't meet your daily recommended allowance of morality.
This is a serious issue, not some loser, teenaged, hormone induced plea for sexual relief. This is a woman who is pleading for help. Some people may think she went to the wrong place to ask for help because this is a videogame forum. I'd say they'd be right.
I think that she chose an inteligent place to ask for help. Yes, that's right. Although, you had to make sure "she" knew not to listen to any of us but you, apparently. After all, noone here but you knows about marriage (10 years worth of experience here, by the way). Kindly check YOUR fucking ego at the login screen, especially when claiming absurdities you have no way of knowing in the first place. Who knows gamers better than other gamers? Look, another baseless assumption. Just because "she" logged into "his" account, does not make "her" a gamer. If people would actually answer her with thoughtful and helpful responses, she wouldn't have wasted her time. As it stands now, only a couple of people have mentioned anything other than dressing sexy or finding someone else. To the OP, you should find other sites too.
Do me a favor. Save any replies to my posts for someone who gives a shit what you think, next time.
Here is another FYI (wife speaking): I just want it all the time...morning, noon and night. We are up there about five times in a week....but I still want more!
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put virgin coconut oil in your butt crack while wearing his favorite under wear and go get the mouse and put in your butt crack while he trying to play his favorite game
say... if u don't send some time with in the sack I'm going sleep with your best friends
Trade in material assumptions for spiritual facts and make permanent progress.
Walk into the room bare ass naked and sit on his lap, and fondly stroke his joystick.. maybe shoot a few bad guys.
If this doesn't work, you husband is either no longer interested in females or has recently become a Eunich.
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The first thing I did when I read this post was check the profile and saw male. I was a little shocked someone would make such a bold post. But since you logged onto his account, aren't you concerned about him reading this? Or are you hoping he will?
Anyway, have you considered trying to make him jealous? Maybe you should spend some time online and not playing video games if you know what I mean. It may be kind of low, but it might be time for desperate measures.
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I think some people watch too many porn movies.
Though I remain skeptic about the author and sincerity of the thread, I am going to answer anyway, cause I feel like it.
Buying games to amuse himself with is not a good idea if you are trying to gain attention, it hinders you actually, playing the part of an esteemed skinamax actress is cheesey and seems rather insincere too.
The simplest solution is often the most effective, which is just suggest some activity that would demand his attention on you, i.e. anything that gets him away from games for a while, go out some place, just the two of you and do something fun (I think one might call this being romantic), or you could just be blunt if you don't feel like being subtle.
Besides this isn't the best place to be asking questions like that, I'll wager that no one here, other than me, is a sex therapist. Actually I have no idea what I am talking about, that may not even work on men, but I did watch the In Your Pants segment on Attack of the Show before.
Don't you worry little buddy. You're dealing with a man of honor. However, honor requires a higher percentage of profit
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Hmmm. You do all this, and he is still not interested. Maybe he IS gay.
how were you ever a moderator?????????but back on topic.
I will not comment on this one because it seems like its an issue a therapist should work out.
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Hmmm. You do all this, and he is still not interested. Maybe he IS gay.
how were you ever a moderator?????????but back on topic.
I will not comment on this one because it seems like its an issue a therapist should work out.
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Hmmm. You do all this, and he is still not interested. Maybe he IS gay.
I will not comment on this one because it seems like its an issue a therapist should work out.
Well, let's think this one through. First, it was a joke. Second, if I was serious, what else to think? She does everything for him to make him happy and he is uninterested in intimacy (not necessarily sex) with his wife.1) he doesn't like her anymore
2) she got fat and ugly
3) he's an addict and his libido is dead
4) he's no longer attracted to women
Just an option.
Hmmm. You do all this, and he is still not interested. Maybe he IS gay.
how were you ever a moderator?????????but back on topic.
I will not comment on this one because it seems like its an issue a therapist should work out.
Doesn't not commenting on something mean.. staying out of the thread altogether? I mean, that's how I do it.My mommy once told me "If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all."
Now with 57.3% more flames!
Hmmm. You do all this, and he is still not interested. Maybe he IS gay.
how were you ever a moderator?????????but back on topic.
I will not comment on this one because it seems like its an issue a therapist should work out.
Doesn't not commenting on something mean.. staying out of the thread altogether? I mean, that's how I do it.My mommy once told me "If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all."
I'm not going to comment on this. DUH! You just did.
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Firstly, don't listen to the people here. They have no idea what would really work in a marriage. Your husband probably has something on his mind that he doesn't want or know how to talk to you about. He is most likely using the videogames as an escape. Has his videogaming time gone up since you've known him? If so, when did this start? Could something in your relationship have caused him any stress, and he not know how to handle it? (Example would be cheating or misscarriage). Has he lost a family member. Seducing him might work, but only in the short run. With what little information you have given, there could be any number of reasons behind his behavior. Your job, and I do mean JOB, as his wife and partner is to help him. It might not be easy, hell it probably will be difficult. You have to open the lines of communication and find out what he wants, what he needs, how he feels, and let him know the same. It is difficult to make the first move, but if you really love him and care about him, you'll just have to step it up. It would seem that he's not going to do it. You shouldn't sit back any longer. The sooner you do it, the less difficult it will be. If you wait too long, you'll have reached the point where you no longer care, or are too angry to think straight. You might say something you don't mean, or something hurtful to him. This could result in irrevocable damage to your relationship. What you HAVE to do is talk to him. Find out what is wrong. If nothing is wrong, let him know that HE is wrong. He needs to treat you well and not ignore you. He needs to pamper you like you pamper him. When was the last time he bought you flowers? When was the last time he came home from work early to take you to dinner?
In conclusion, you need to talk to him. All of this crap about seducing him is pointless. If he won't talk to you, talk to him. Let him know how you feel. Let him know that he makes you feel like he doesn't care about you or that he's ignoring you. But, make sure you don't yell. Yelling tends to make people not listen. Keeping a calm steady voice, especially when you are angry, gets your point acrsoss much better.
If all esle fails, get on craigslist and search for WoW players. They will not only give you nookie, they'll give you gold and a mount for giving them the honor of providing said nookie!!
I suppose it gives new meaning to the term 'epic mount'...
Zorvan,
Responses like yours are insensitive and pointless. She didn't ask where should she go to find someone to cheat on her husband with. She asked, what should she do to get her husband interested. There is a very big difference, and you should show some fucking respect. This is a serious issue, not some loser, teenaged, hormone induced plea for sexual relief. This is a woman who is pleading for help. Some people may think she went to the wrong place to ask for help because this is a videogame forum. I think that she chose an inteligent place to ask for help. Who knows gamers better than other gamers? If people would actually answer her with thoughtful and helpful responses, she wouldn't have wasted her time. As it stands now, only a couple of people have mentioned anything other than dressing sexy or finding someone else.
To the OP, you should find other sites too.
You say that gamers know gamers better than anyone else, then you shoot down gamers' primary opinions? What the hell do you think you're doing? For the average guy who's completely addicted to a game, and I'm sure most of us have been before, having a female prance out in the most sexy outfit and fuck me pumps would cause us to completely forget what the hell we're doing and put our little soldier at full salute.
Besides, people on the internet are for all intents and purposes completely anonymous, we can and do say what we want. We're a horrible uncaring monster, and in order for us to ever accomplish anything, we must joke occasionally.
Now with 57.3% more flames!
What an assanine comment. I guess my marriage for the past 8 years have been a sham. I better go tell my wife.
I suppose it gives new meaning to the term 'epic mount'...
Hopefully he chooses better than the "Anal for Gold" WoW chic that someone linked here a while back.
What an assanine comment. I guess my marriage for the past 8 years have been a sham. I better go tell my wife.
I'm sorry, Dekron. 7 years ago I secretly replaced your wife with Foldger's Crystals. No one noticed :P
To the OP I can offer you one really sound piece of advice about how to improve your marriage. It's a two step program:
1- Don't log in with your significant others account.
2- Don't go to gaming communities for love advice. In the grand list of "good things to find on the internet" advice about sex generally isn't high up on the list.
"What is it I have against Microsoft, you ask? Well, you know how you feel when you wait for an MMO to come out and when it does you feel like you've paid to play it's beta test for another 6-9 months before anything even thinks of working the way it should? Being a network engineer you feel that way about anything Microsoft puts out."
It would take a lot less than that to get me interested. Like say, looking in my general location.
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What an assanine comment. I guess my marriage for the past 8 years have been a sham. I better go tell my wife.
I'm sorry, Dekron. 7 years ago I secretly replaced your wife with Foldger's Crystals. No one noticed :P
I did always think she had a nice can.
It would take a lot less than that to get me interested. Like say, looking in my general location.
It's funny because it's true for me as well.
Now with 57.3% more flames!
What an assanine comment. I guess my marriage for the past 8 years have been a sham. I better go tell my wife.
I'm sorry, Dekron. 7 years ago I secretly replaced your wife with Foldger's Crystals. No one noticed :P
I did always think she had a nice can.
Oh man, you "ground" that pun into the floor.
"What is it I have against Microsoft, you ask? Well, you know how you feel when you wait for an MMO to come out and when it does you feel like you've paid to play it's beta test for another 6-9 months before anything even thinks of working the way it should? Being a network engineer you feel that way about anything Microsoft puts out."
Do me a favor. Save any replies to my posts for someone who gives a shit what you think, next time.
Here is another FYI (wife speaking): I just want it all the time...morning, noon and night. We are up there about five times in a week....but I still want more!