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Why is my poop green???

mbg1411mbg1411 Member UncommonPosts: 109

Mah **** was green? What's that mean?

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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050
    Originally posted by mbg1411


    Mah **** was green? What's that mean?

    You have colon cancer dude.

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  • badgerbadgerbadgerbadger Member Posts: 148

     Usually too much milk if ts light green.

                         Unless you ate anything with alot of food coloring... some dont break down all that well and keep on colorin'

        ...can't believe i responded to this.        

                            Hooray for green poo!

     

  • Keebs1984Keebs1984 Member Posts: 1,356

    This forum wreaks of maturity and good conversation. . .

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  • GodliestGodliest Member Posts: 3,486

    Too much salad for you mate.

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  • bhugbhug Member UncommonPosts: 944

    07.09.02]
    From brown, old RBC turns it to black, bile turns it to green... red is the chronic bleeding (ie, cancer, torn polyps...)

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  • LydonLydon Member UncommonPosts: 2,938

    It's envious of all the other brown poos out there.

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359
    Originally posted by bhug


    07.09.02]

    From brown, old RBC turns it to black, bile turns it to green... red is the chronic bleeding (ie, cancer, torn polyps...)

    Actually black is chronic bleeding. If it is red, that is from 'roids or wiping to hard.

  • ntcrawlerntcrawler Member Posts: 329

    Any one remember the blue rassberry slurpy things at burger king a few years back that was advertised by the Simpsons for Halloween?

    I swear after I drunk one of those I pooped purple. Proudest moment of my life.

  • frodusfrodus Member Posts: 2,396

    green Gatorade does that to u....are u drinkin green Gatorade????

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  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918

    It means you're going to die in three days and should give me your stuff.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • wyvexwyvex Member UncommonPosts: 346

    if i was the OP posting this and reading the comments i would be scared to death. imagine some one telling you, that you have colon Cancer. scary shit

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  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239

    first thing.

    Why would you posta bout your fecal matter here man???????????



    Ask yourself that question?

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  • tigris67tigris67 Member UncommonPosts: 1,762

    Originally posted by mbg1411


    Mah **** was green? What's that mean?
    Ok..this is something a good ole search in google could help you with. Not sure many of us here are qualified to answer that or even know a solution.

    Secondly.....lol... I don't ussually enter the off-topic forum...but are these the type of things that define.."Off-Topic".

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  • SigneSigne Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 2,524
    Originally posted by tigris67


     
    Originally posted by mbg1411


    Mah **** was green? What's that mean?
    Ok..this is something a good ole search in google could help you with. Not sure many of us here are qualified to answer that or even know a solution.

     

    Secondly.....lol... I don't ussually enter the off-topic forum...but are these the type of things that define.."Off-Topic".

    Well, this topic certainly put me off! 

  • Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977
    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by bhug


    07.09.02]

    From brown, old RBC turns it to black, bile turns it to green... red is the chronic bleeding (ie, cancer, torn polyps...)

    Actually black is chronic bleeding. If it is red, that is from 'roids or wiping to hard.

     

    Did you really need to correct him on that?

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  • wyvexwyvex Member UncommonPosts: 346
    Originally posted by Agricola1

    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by bhug


    07.09.02]

    From brown, old RBC turns it to black, bile turns it to green... red is the chronic bleeding (ie, cancer, torn polyps...)

    Actually black is chronic bleeding. If it is red, that is from 'roids or wiping to hard.

     

    Did you really need to correct him on that?

    dekron, i think you scared agricola1

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  • Homeslice513Homeslice513 Member UncommonPosts: 180

    A lot of grape soda?

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  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359
    Originally posted by wyvex

    Originally posted by Agricola1

    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by bhug


    07.09.02]

    From brown, old RBC turns it to black, bile turns it to green... red is the chronic bleeding (ie, cancer, torn polyps...)

    Actually black is chronic bleeding. If it is red, that is from 'roids or wiping to hard.

     

    Did you really need to correct him on that?

    dekron, i think you scared agricola1

    That would make him a coprophobiac - someone who has fear of poo.

  • 8hammer88hammer8 Member Posts: 1,812
    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by wyvex

    Originally posted by Agricola1

    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by bhug


    07.09.02]

    From brown, old RBC turns it to black, bile turns it to green... red is the chronic bleeding (ie, cancer, torn polyps...)

    Actually black is chronic bleeding. If it is red, that is from 'roids or wiping to hard.

     

    Did you really need to correct him on that?

    dekron, i think you scared agricola1

    That would make him a coprophobiac - someone who has fear of poo.

    So he would constantly be scaring the crap out of himself?  Hmmm....

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  • BrianshoBriansho Member UncommonPosts: 3,586

    Don't be terrorized! You're more likely to die of a car accident, drowning, fire, or murder! More people die every year from prescription drugs than terrorism LOL!

  • socomplaya12socomplaya12 Member Posts: 6

    you probably dont digest whatever u ate that well.

  • Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977

    Originally posted by 8hammer8

    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by wyvex

    Originally posted by Agricola1

    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by bhug


    07.09.02]

    From brown, old RBC turns it to black, bile turns it to green... red is the chronic bleeding (ie, cancer, torn polyps...)

    Actually black is chronic bleeding. If it is red, that is from 'roids or wiping to hard.

     

    Did you really need to correct him on that?

    dekron, i think you scared agricola1

    That would make him a coprophobiac - someone who has fear of poo.

    So he would constantly be scaring the crap out of himself?  Hmmm....


    The only turd I'm afraid of is John Smedley, let's just say I found his response mildly disturbing as I sipped my morning coffee. Correcting him was just totaly un-necessary, it made my guts churn and I haven't had a crap all day. I don't usualy succumb to gross stuff but such a clinical and cold description of anal bleeding was a bit much first thing on a morning. I think he crossed the line there, at night I have no problem but when it's the first thing you sit down and read on a morning it has an impact.

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    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

  • Deron_BarakDeron_Barak Member Posts: 1,136

    Originally posted by mbg1411


    Mah **** was green? What's that mean?
    You made the mistake of swallowing Gumby whole and he escaped.

    Just not worth my time anymore.

  • wyvexwyvex Member UncommonPosts: 346
    Originally posted by Deron_Barak


     
    Originally posted by mbg1411


    Mah **** was green? What's that mean?
    You made the mistake of swallowing Gumby whole and he escaped.

     

    nooo!, you just made me remember the name Gumby, i was gonna name my cat gumby but i couldn't remember the name gumby and had to name him something else and now its too late. . .  he only responds to his current name.

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  • ntcrawlerntcrawler Member Posts: 329

    Originally posted by wyvex

    Originally posted by Deron_Barak


     
    Originally posted by mbg1411


    Mah **** was green? What's that mean?
    You made the mistake of swallowing Gumby whole and he escaped.

     

    nooo!, you just made me remember the name Gumby, i was gonna name my cat gumby but i couldn't remember the name gumby and had to name him something else and now its too late. . .  he only responds to his current name.

    It's not too late, I renamed my dog Beaver so now she answers to Beaver and Bear. It may be harder to do for a cat because they less intelligent IMO.

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