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Why is my poop green???

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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by ntcrawler


     
    t's not too late, I renamed my dog Beaver so now she answers to Beaver and Bear. It may be harder to do for a cat because they less intelligent IMO.



    Um, how close ARE you and your dog, mate? 

  • wyvexwyvex Member UncommonPosts: 346
    Originally posted by ntcrawler


     
    Originally posted by wyvex

    Originally posted by Deron_Barak


     
    Originally posted by mbg1411


    Mah **** was green? What's that mean?
    You made the mistake of swallowing Gumby whole and he escaped.

     

    nooo!, you just made me remember the name Gumby, i was gonna name my cat gumby but i couldn't remember the name gumby and had to name him something else and now its too late. . .  he only responds to his current name.

     

    It's not too late, I renamed my dog Beaver so now she answers to Beaver and Bear. It may be harder to do for a cat because they less intelligent IMO.

    no, not really, if im in the next room and i shout out "WINNIE!" (my cats name) (and no, i wasnt thinking of winnie the poo when i named him. that bear has nothing to do with it) my cat will meow back and go pururruurr, and come to me. but if i shout out a different name he dosent respond.

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  • EggFteggEggFtegg Member Posts: 1,141
    Originally posted by mbg1411


    Mah **** was green? What's that mean?

    Are you still breast feeding?

  • AkaJetsonAkaJetson Member Posts: 1,167
     

    Originally posted by mbg1411


    Mah **** was green? What's that mean?

     



    if mine was green i would worry alot more, that isnt normal.

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  • Agricola1Agricola1 Member UncommonPosts: 4,977

    I'd feel embaressed for crapping an unfashionable coulour, although if your underpants were white I suppose you could get away with it!

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

  • badgerbadgerbadgerbadger Member Posts: 148

    there in your car

    you feel safest of all...

    you can... poop whatever color you want?

    in Cars....

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912

    Originally posted by Agricola1


    I'd feel embaressed for crapping an unfashionable coulour, although if your underpants were white I suppose you could get away with it!
    However, there are certain advantages to excreting green poop.

    1). You're covered for St. Patrick's Day.

    2). If you're in the military, a self-camouflaging ass could be helpful.

    3.) You don't need to waste money for egg dye on Easter.

    4). You can invite people you don't like to dinner at your place, as you make a great "split-pea soup".

  • WolfenprideWolfenpride Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 3,988

    Green poop means your a lephercaun. doh.

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