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Here we go... In the next week, we'll see about 1,678 threads WHINING that they can't play AoC and A
Zaxx99
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I can see it already...
'Funcom sucks!' * 'This game is a total POS!' * 'I want my $50 back!' * 'It locked my computer up 17 times in 12 minutes, AoC is Shit!' * 'This game is gay, I can play Game X, but can't play this POS' * 'I'm suing Funcom, and my uncle is a kick ass attorney!'
And 98% of these threads that we'll see in in abundance the next week or two will be do to either a) operator error (ie barely meeting min requirments people CHANGING the video settings from low to ultra high etc), or b) Computer doesn't meet min requirements (and ofcourse this will be Funcoms fault, lol), or c) They are bitching when they don't even have the game, and are pissed cuz their puter can't play it, or mommy and daddy won't buy it.. shit like that.. so they'll simply spam BS complaints that are nothing but lies and BS.
Look, I don't mind at all the people who post with maturity and ask politely for help in getting their client running better or other assistance. That's perfectly fine and I'm sure there will be plenty of these types of posts as well.
What I hate though is all the whiners who will not politely ask for help and who will come here IMMEDIATELY posting what a crappy game AoC is, and how it ruined their computer, or they paid $50 and called in at work to play AoC and lost money.. blah blah blah, whine, bitch, whine..
Yes, I am whining about the whiners. But that's actually a legitimate bitch, because I'm sorry.. but stupid people piss me off, especially when they put the blame on other people in an in mature fashion (for example saying FunCom sucks cuz AoC wont work no matter what they do, and it turns out they have a 6 year old Dell computer with integrated graphics and 512K ram or some thing, heh.
It's coming full force starting tomorrow. Just watch... This prediction would be like the weatherman telling you there is a 100% chance of rain. But in this case, there is a 100% of out of control whining and saying funcom and AoC "sucks" when in fact, it's their computer or their computer skills that "suck" when the truth is to be known.
- Zaxx
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You might win the award for longest title ever!
Oh...and yeah you're probably right,next 2 weeks will be whine fest 2008.
X'D my thoughts exactly.
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you could always not read the forums. I never read the forums of games i like to avoid blind trolling.
<-- Miagi's alt cause god forbid you don't conform to the masses and have legitimate questions
My sentiments exactly......
Well considering this thread is whine about future whine that hasn't even happened yet, I would have to agree. Whine fest evergrowing.
Infact, I guess you can consider this post of mine whine about whine about whine that hasn't happened.
Ack it's a vortex sucking us all in! RUN!
My real point. STFU. It's a game. Play it if you want. If you don't like it, play something else, or maybe even turn that damn box off and GO DO SOMETHING with your lives.
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this thread title is epic win. thank you
hehe i just have to:
A whining thread about preemptive whining? YOU WIN!
<-- Miagi's alt cause god forbid you don't conform to the masses and have legitimate questions
Epic win title. I never knew a title could be this long.
I agree with what you say. A bunch of noobs are bound to get upset very very soon.
Not to mention the award for most useless post
OP, theres sure to be plenty of bitching going on on this and other forums. After all, those with problems or things to say or who just want to unload, this is where they'll do it.
The rest of us will be in game loving it. So don't worry about what others might say. If you and your mates love the game and don't have many problems, then thats all that matters.
well said! But i do feel there are people with legitimate issues, and should not be clumped in with professional trolls, i know i had issues in beta, but have decided to wait a month and then grab a buddy key see what happens then.
<-- Miagi's alt cause god forbid you don't conform to the masses and have legitimate questions
Oh my : ) but how true
I agree with the OP. There WILL be morons trying to run high settings on Geforce 5 cards and crap.
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This post and thread has Epic Win written all over it.
Congrats for title, impressive stuff
Hmm, perhaps the OP failed to notice there already has been epic whine threads on this same issue since OB went live? So is there any reason why things would be much different once it went live?
Did we need any more? As somone said.... what difference is to anyone enjoying the game if others aren't and decide to post here or elsewhere. How are you affected by them in anyway?
You could chose to not read them you know.
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This post is so full of Win, I can't begin to start. Good post, no sarcasm. Zax, you stated exactly what I would have stated had I thought about it..
Sounds like your drinking tonight...Just a guess, seeing how much anger you have towards people with old computers who might bitch about a game that was playable on a two year old rig.
(11 hours!!! ARGH!)
Kyleran...it is not that there are lots of post like this...it is how that post is delivered and this one wins above all others. The title alone should get an award. ^_^
Kyleran...it is not that there are lots of post like this...it is how that post is delivered and this one wins above all others. The title alone should get an award. ^_^
I agree!
Oh well... Hope you guys will have fun. I predict one of the worst launch ever.
No doubt its already started on the official forums with EA people and their crappy rigs.
Nuff said. You shouldnt be pre-ordering something and taking up a slot when you cant even get the executable to launch....
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Ironhide: He's leaked lubricants all over my foot! Hmmph!
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Stop whining about the whiners, you whiney whiner
Nice title though
You mean its like vanguard release all over again?
Sorry I didn't read the the actual post, my eyes became tired once I reached the end of the title.
But for the record.......... sure.......... ooook
STOP WHINING!
Hey, I want a nice chunk of "cheese" before it's all gone tomorrow for sure... lol'z
Thanks for all the applause for the title everyone. The only reason I'm getting it is because the TRUTH HITS HOME.. and everyone knows damn well there will be plentiful retards trying to play Age of Conan on old beige computer towers that wouldn't sell for $10 at any given yard sale. The people who will try and play a brand new $50 game on a computer worth $2 only to someone who thinks if they rip all the parts out of it, it might make a decent cage for their hamster.
Ohhh, and you KNOW we'll get this complaint somewhere here or at funcoms forums too... "WTF how do they expect me to play DVD on my computer CD!??!! I can't believe they accidentally put this game on a DVD, Funcom is sooo retarded!" ...Yeh, you know damn well some fool will be posting that shit.
- Zaxx