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Natalie Dylan Auctions Off Virginity For Offers Of Up To $3.7 Million

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  • TealaTeala Member RarePosts: 7,627

    Work it baby work it!   Smart girl!  LOL!  Wish I had thought of that.

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Teala


    Work it baby work it!   Smart girl!  LOL!  Wish I had thought of that.

     

    She's not pretty enough to be more than a $100 outcall.

  • GreatnessGreatness Member UncommonPosts: 2,188

    Who is desperate enough to pay THAT much?

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  • nickelpatnickelpat Member Posts: 661

    I'm sorry, am I the only one who though prostitution was illegal?

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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by nickelpat


    I'm sorry, am I the only one who though prostitution was illegal?

     

    Never been to Nevada, have ya?

    God, I love The Ranch.

    The girls are all mandated by law to have monthly checkups and maintain health records, they pay taxes, etc, etc.

  • GruntyGrunty Member EpicPosts: 8,657

    $3.7 million? I'd rather have 3 of these.

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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by grunty


    $3.7 million? I'd rather have 3 of these.

     

    Make it 1 Bugatti, 1 Aston Martin, and one Rolls Royce Silver Ghost and I'm right there with you.

  • TillerTiller Member LegendaryPosts: 11,489

    The guy who pays that will end up looking like the worlds biggest douche.

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  • Jimmy_ScytheJimmy_Scythe Member CommonPosts: 3,586

    3.7 MILLION?! Man, for that money I'd buy a truckfull of midget hookers. Hell I'd probably have enough money left over for.... a lot more midget hookers. I did the math.

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    Jimmy likes midget hookers because their small hands make his junk look huge.

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  • Jimmy_ScytheJimmy_Scythe Member CommonPosts: 3,586
    Originally posted by Illius


    Jimmy likes midget hookers because their small hands make his junk look huge.

     

    Yeah, there is that...

    But since they're "economy sized" I actually save money

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142
    Originally posted by Jimmy_Scythe

    Originally posted by Illius


    Jimmy likes midget hookers because their small hands make his junk look huge.

     

    Yeah, there is that...

    But since they're "economy sized" I actually save money

    I think they charge double or at least Manswers would have you believe this.  Apparently the midget ones are rare and can charge what ever they want so it's usually double.

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • Jimmy_ScytheJimmy_Scythe Member CommonPosts: 3,586
    Originally posted by Illius

    Originally posted by Jimmy_Scythe

    Originally posted by Illius


    Jimmy likes midget hookers because their small hands make his junk look huge.

     

    Yeah, there is that...

    But since they're "economy sized" I actually save money

    I think they charge double or at least Manswers would have you believe this.  Apparently the midget ones are rare and can charge what ever they want so it's usually double.

     

    you just had to mess up my pun didn't you?

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Jimmy_Scythe

    Originally posted by Illius

    Originally posted by Jimmy_Scythe

    Originally posted by Illius


    Jimmy likes midget hookers because their small hands make his junk look huge.

     

    Yeah, there is that...

    But since they're "economy sized" I actually save money

    I think they charge double or at least Manswers would have you believe this.  Apparently the midget ones are rare and can charge what ever they want so it's usually double.

     

    you just had to mess up my pun didn't you?

     

    I usually keep my date in an oversized duffel bag and claim her as carry on baggage.

    Edit: And who doesn't want Bridget the Midget. She's a pint-sized powerhouse.

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142
    Originally posted by Zorvan
    I usually keep my date in an oversized duffel bag and claim her as carry on baggage.
    Edit: And who doesn't want Bridget the Midget. She's a pint-sized powerhouse.

    I don't know about Bridget... I'd feel just a bit weird about the whole thing.  Might get performance anxiety or something.

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • tvalentinetvalentine Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 4,216

    hmmm ... i wonder how much a guy could get for his virginity ...... I'm surprised nobody else has done this before.

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  • GruntyGrunty Member EpicPosts: 8,657
    Originally posted by tvalentine


    hmmm ... i wonder how much a guy could get for his virginity ......

     

    fitty cent.

    Maybe.

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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by tvalentine


    hmmm ... i wonder how much a guy could get for his virginity ......

     

    My personal thought:

    Stick one ugly to average looking guy in the middle of 100 women, and he MAY get lucky.

     

    Stick one ugly to average looking woman in the middle of 100 guys and she WILL get lucky.

     

    So, in answer to your question, not even enough for a cup of coffee.

     

    Unless you're a Jonas brother in the middle of 100 40+ year old milfs.

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142
    Originally posted by Zorvan
    My personal thought:
    Stick one ugly to average looking guy in the middle of 100 women, and he MAY get lucky.
     
    Stick one ugly to average looking woman in the middle of 100 guys and she WILL get lucky.
     
    So, in answer to your question, not even enough for a cup of coffee.
     
    Unless you're a Jonas brother in the middle of 100 40+ year old milfs.

    Yeah it's a double standard....  Oh and do the milfs look like Teala?  If so then it aint that bad.  I've seen some pretty smokin 40 year olds.....

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • keltic1701keltic1701 Member Posts: 1,162

    Just another example of the depths that some people will go to claim the status of "celebrity".

  • Swiftblade13Swiftblade13 Member Posts: 638

    wow... shes not even cute.  The one pic she looks not too bad, the other one I dont think I would do her for free.. or at least I would put a bag over her head....

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  • Tyres100Tyres100 Member Posts: 704

    Shes not worth a 100$ screw. Even if she is a virgin shes not really virgin looking and shes to old to satisfy the virgin stereotype of 16-17 young looking and innocent. This girl looks like a skank.

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  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918
    Originally posted by Jimmy_Scythe

    Originally posted by Illius


    Jimmy likes midget hookers because their small hands make his junk look huge.

     

    Yeah, there is that...

    But since they're "economy sized" I actually save money



     

    According to Manswers on Spike, midget hookers actually charge twice as much because they're such a novelty

     

    and I would be willing to bet that whoever is spending 3.7 million dollars on this girl is a virgin as well.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • mummagugmemummagugme Member Posts: 14

    she's not $ 3 million worth,

     

    and i dont even think she's a virgin

  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106

    She's average at best. And the second picture where it looks like her tata's are falling out, look like a picture of a low end mexican porno.

    Also, there is a surgical procedure of reattaching a womans hymen after she in fact, is no longer a virgin. In fact, the woman could of had 100 different partners, and still get the surgery. So in fact, she could be a professional whore, saved up money, got the surgery, and then thought of this devious plan.

    And this, is pathetic. With that amount of money, I would have thought she was a well established attractive celebrity.

    I would give her average. Not ugly. But average.

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