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Natalie Dylan Auctions Off Virginity For Offers Of Up To $3.7 Million

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  • BigdavoBigdavo Member UncommonPosts: 1,863
    Originally posted by lvlanoob


    If her vagina is worth that much I'd like to see it pop the cap off of a beer and hand it to the man after the dirty deed is done. Now THAT would be priceless.



     

    $3.7 million dollars for a vagina bottle opener, so next time you can't find that pesky bottle opener you can think 'oh wait where's that handy vagina?'

    O_o o_O

  • SidereusSidereus Member Posts: 316

    I'd like to say... THAT'S AMERICA.....  but no... I wont

    anyway I would take her virginity but I would not pay for it ...that's so prostitution

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    Kind of, just without the rapist.

  • declaredemerdeclaredemer Member Posts: 2,698
    Originally posted by Sidereus


    I'd like to say... THAT'S AMERICA.....  but no... I wont

     

    Rome.

     

     

    The virtues of the Founding of this country are totally, and completely, caving.  Totally and completely.

     

     

    The nice thing about Americans how kind-hearted and charitable they are.  Americans, however, better get smart or tough quick. 

  • John.A.ZoidJohn.A.Zoid Member Posts: 1,531

    That sums up women for ya

  • lvlanooblvlanoob Member Posts: 75
    Originally posted by Bigdavo

    Originally posted by lvlanoob


    If her vagina is worth that much I'd like to see it pop the cap off of a beer and hand it to the man after the dirty deed is done. Now THAT would be priceless.



     

    $3.7 million dollars for a vagina bottle opener, so next time you can't find that pesky bottle opener you can think 'oh wait where's that handy vagina?'

     

    Yea, unfortunately if you need that handy vagina bottle opener for a second time it will probably cost you $5.3 million dollars. The first round it was paid for to be devirginized. The next round will cost more because now it 'has skillz'.

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  • eagles12555eagles12555 Member Posts: 219

    What a hooeee. Shes hot, but not like 3.7 mil hot. And its only for her virginity?!

    talk about a rip off. it should be like a lifetime thing.

    personally i would get AIDS and give it to her to teach her a lesson . Yea, messed up, right?

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  • TealaTeala Member RarePosts: 7,627
    Originally posted by Sidereus


    I'd like to say... THAT'S AMERICA.....  but no... I wont
    anyway I would take her virginity but I would not pay for it ...that's so prostitution

     

    ::facepalm::

  • TealaTeala Member RarePosts: 7,627
    Originally posted by John.A.Zoid


    That sums up women for ya

     

    Yea..well guys are just as bad...so don't put this all on us.   Besides I believe it is a dude that is offering 3.7 mil....who has the brains here anyway.  LMAO!

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    Personally, if I had that kind of money, I would not be spending it like this.  Besides, I don't find her all that attractive anyways.

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • lvlanooblvlanoob Member Posts: 75

    Yea she looks more like a tramp than a hottie. Even if she is a virgin who knows where her mouth has been.

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  • BigdavoBigdavo Member UncommonPosts: 1,863
    Originally posted by lvlanoob


    Yea she looks more like a tramp than a hottie. Even if she is a virgin who knows where her mouth has been.



     

    Opening bottles probably

    O_o o_O

  • MidnitteMidnitte Member Posts: 510


    Originally posted by Bigdavo
    Originally posted by lvlanoob Yea she looks more like a tramp than a hottie. Even if she is a virgin who knows where her mouth has been.

     
    Opening bottles probably



    Humanity has hit a new low. Didn't some guy do this a few years ago? I remember AOTS saying something about it awhile back.

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  • lvlanooblvlanoob Member Posts: 75
    Originally posted by Bigdavo

    Originally posted by lvlanoob


    Yea she looks more like a tramp than a hottie. Even if she is a virgin who knows where her mouth has been.



     

    Opening bottles probably

     

    I wonder if she has to spit out the caps

     

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  • DeserttFoxxDeserttFoxx Member UncommonPosts: 2,402

    Thus the power of the pussy strikes again..

     

    dudes blow themselves up for the promise of pussy in an alternate dimension, this auction comes as no surprise.

     

    Id like to see a guy try to auction off his virginity and see how far that would go.

     

    Why would someone even want a virgin, 3.7 mil can buy a lot of pros.

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  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662
    Originally posted by Urdig


    She looks pretty sexy to me.  The hell if I'd pay her though.



     

    This is the perfect thread to post this video on.

  • qazymanqazyman Member Posts: 1,785
    Originally posted by Zindaihas

    Originally posted by Urdig


    She looks pretty sexy to me.  The hell if I'd pay her though.



     

    This is the perfect thread to post this video on.

    LOL

    You Go Girl!

     

  • olddaddyolddaddy Member Posts: 3,356
    Originally posted by Zindaihas

    Originally posted by Urdig


    She looks pretty sexy to me.  The hell if I'd pay her though.

    This is the perfect thread to post this video on.



     

    Priceless.......

     

  • gnomexxxgnomexxx Member Posts: 2,920
    Originally posted by Midnitte


     

    Originally posted by Bigdavo


    Originally posted by lvlanoob
     
    Yea she looks more like a tramp than a hottie. Even if she is a virgin who knows where her mouth has been.



     

     

    Opening bottles probably





    Humanity has hit a new low. Didn't some guy do this a few years ago? I remember AOTS saying something about it awhile back.

     





    Thanks.  I'm glad someone else said something.

    I hate to sound self-rightous or whatever else some might call me, but I really can't stand seeing stuff like this.  It makes me worry about people and what they're missing in life.  It just makes me sad that things like this happen.  The horrible and pitiful psychology of this girls mind.  And even worse, the people who just push it on.

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  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142
    Originally posted by gnomexxx

    Can we speed up evolution somehow?  I'm ready for that turning point that changes us into compassionate creatures. 

    Just go sit on the microwave while you warm up your Lean Pockets .  That should at least do something to the "next generation" provided you actually go out and sow your wild oats haha

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • realdealrealdeal Member Posts: 25
    Originally posted by tillamook


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    Sick and twisted new low?
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    She is ok but not worth that cash, she has a wonky boss eye as well. I can go down to the canal in my home city and buy a lady that is 10 times as attractive as her for 50 euros and stay with her for 3/4 of an hour. She may not be a virgin but she looks a lot better than her.

  • GameloadingGameloading Member UncommonPosts: 14,182

    I have to wonder why people keep saying "she's not worth that amount"

    uhm...duh? Is there any woman worth sleeping with for nearly 4 million dollars?

  • TeranHawkinsTeranHawkins Member Posts: 279

    I'd spend 3 dollars and 70 cents lol.

  • UmbroodUmbrood Member UncommonPosts: 1,809
    Originally posted by Draenor

    Originally posted by Jimmy_Scythe

    Originally posted by Illius


    Jimmy likes midget hookers because their small hands make his junk look huge.

     

    Yeah, there is that...

    But since they're "economy sized" I actually save money



     

    According to Manswers on Spike, midget hookers actually charge twice as much because they're such a novelty

     

    and I would be willing to bet that whoever is spending 3.7 million dollars on this girl is a virgin as well.

     

    Dude, any guy, regardless of looks, weight, age or whatever, who not only can afford the price but is willing to spend 3.7 million on ONE hooker is probably not going to be a virgin.. ;)

    So i would take that bet, heh.

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  • HazmalHazmal Member CommonPosts: 1,013
    Originally posted by gnomexxx

    Originally posted by Midnitte


     

    Originally posted by Bigdavo


    Originally posted by lvlanoob
     
    Yea she looks more like a tramp than a hottie. Even if she is a virgin who knows where her mouth has been.



     

     

    Opening bottles probably





    Humanity has hit a new low. Didn't some guy do this a few years ago? I remember AOTS saying something about it awhile back.

     





    Thanks.  I'm glad someone else said something.

    I hate to sound self-rightous or whatever else some might call me, but I really can't stand seeing stuff like this.  It makes me worry about people and what they're missing in life.  It just makes me sad that things like this happen.  The horrible and pitiful psychology of this girls mind.  And even worse, the people who just push it on.

    Can we speed up evolution somehow?  I'm ready for that turning point that changes us into compassionate creatures. 



     

    There is a reason it is called the oldest profession.  Jesus was friends with hookers.  So by association, hookers are okay with Jesus. 

    Hookin to pay the bills is nothing new, I can't understand how this is evident of a decadent American society. 

    How funny would it be if the check bounced...

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