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This Is Church, Dammit !!!
gnomexxx
Member Posts: 2,920
WTH do these people have at communion? Red Bull?
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Well it certainly has an intersting presentation.
A friend is not him who provides support during your failures.A friend is the one that cheers you during your successes.
I was thouroughly entertained by the loading screen. It was like 90s retro (lol) I was almost in "cyberspace" linking directly to...evangelcathedral.net.
Lol B rated Videogame... lol.
Feel like they payed the guy who makes flash games and told him about their church and said "Make it Exciteing" and he came up with that...
The sad part is someone Aproved it.
If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude; greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.
Samuel Adams
That site pwns!
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That presentation exorcised my demons!
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Surely a healthy dose of rock and old school ESPN intro will cancel out the divinity
I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.
Was that Hootie on the soundtrack?
So much fucking win on this site! XD
Jesus H. Christ. That was something.
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I get the impression that when someone has nothing to say they gotta use a alot of flashing lights and loud noise to get some attention.
If you want to find the important messages, go for the silent ones.
Empty barrels just make the most noise.
No, barrels with stereos in them make the most noise.
Have to say if they are trying to "modernize" the churches so much, how long until we have one that involves internet culture?
"A stupid idea to you is the memory of a lifetime for me"
I wonder if Jesus has Flash installed.
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What the hell, they might as well make a video game too with an intro like that.
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Read this with a smile on my face because I do not mean it to be rude, but why do you even care? You're not a Christian. Sure, I don't agree with their presentation but if you aren't willing to help them, then what is the point of this? Not to mention, there is a swear word next to the word, "Church" in your title.
MMO migrant.
The point is that it's hilarious that a church would have such an over the top flash ad.
I've seen other work by SharperFX.
It's all like this. For extra laughs check out some of the featured pages on their site.
Unfortunately I can't seem to find the mime church one.
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A swear word??? Oh the humanity.
There's a statue of a dead guy nailed to a board at the forefront of most of those buildings. But heaven forbid anyone hears a word that someone somewhere decided should be viewed harshly.
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I found the mime one.
www.sharperfx.com/kkmime/index13.htm
Hilarious.
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I officially LOVE SharperFX.com.
To be honest, its good for a laugh or maybe two, but not much more.
Its a waste of effort on their part. Most people who have spent more than two seconds on the internet will recognize how rediculously over the top the site's design is, others are... unlikely to begin with this particular site. They would have been better off with a more tasteful design.
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
Hemingway
Actually.. yeah, if you weren't being sarcastic, you're really... completely and totally correct.
MMO migrant.
Who said I cared? I just think it's one of the most hilarious things I've seen.
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But yes, I found it to be really, really, really funny as well. I almost couldn't believe my eyes that they tried to advertise that way. In fact, I'm almost still in disbelief. They have all the right to do that, but it looked like they are trying to lure people their church by talent and not by the blood of Jesus ..............
MMO migrant.
"The blood of Jesus"??? Hey, that gives me an idea!!!!
They should make a Christian horror film. The kids love horror flicks. I'm sure that would "reel" them in (so to speak). Kind of like "Silent Night, Deadly Night". Jesus can throw his blood on people and it can be like a strong astringent (it's supposed to clean, right), and just melt them right there. He could even use a Freddy line like, "I'm your savior now, Nancy boy." Yeah, that's what he would say to cleanse the gay guys.
Oh yeah, I would go to a church like that!
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Probably won't work.
MMO migrant.
This is just another example of what religious figures have always been doing. If you're a religious person you should feel nothing but positivity towards this website as it's a fine display of advertisement on behalf of faith. Those of you who aren't religious or oppose this should only really be making a point about how much this all cost and where the money came from. Trying to brand this website as inappropriate is just drawing attention away from the more disturbing and sickening acts of persuasion religions are guilty of, for example:
- Telling small children they'll burn in hell for eternity if they don't believe you.
- Attempting, and often succeeding, to corrupt or halt a person’s education.
- Making ears bleed through Christian rock bands.
I could go on