Howdy, Stranger!

It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!

Comic: Mediocrity Scrolls Online

13567

Comments

  • ThomasN7ThomasN7 87.18.7.148Member CommonPosts: 6,690
    Sadly it seems like your basic every day mmo since 2005 that somewhat resembles Elder Scrolls.
    30
  • AroukosAroukos Member Posts: 571
    Originally posted by Mothanos

    Anyone saying: -

    Horrible graphics !!! get a decent graphics card and set ESO to ultra throw Radeonpro + sweetfc profile on top of that and no mmo looks better - perdiod.

    Horrible Launch ? realy ? think you must have read a few post about people cray cray who copy tha cray cray to cray cray a little more eh ?
    yes yes jump on that hate train people go on !!! hate it like you mean it rawr !
    Diablo 3 now if it was a launch like that i would say YES HORRIBLE, took Blizzard almost 2 years to fix that abomination named Diablo 3


    All quest broken ? hmm gues you dint quest that much did you guys ?
    Lets see, currently level 35 and between 4 to 8 quests that dint worked properly, but they were fixed yesterday !


    What else is there to whine and cray about ?
    Oh yeah !! Cashshop OMG !!!! they selling them horses!!! maybe a few pets in the future ?

    ESO isnt the king of kings, nope...its not.
    But damn does it know how to tell a story and how to make pvp 50x better then GW2 fail follow the diamond !!!

    No sir, ESO all the way for the time being :)
    Keep that hate comming boys, we cant laugh hard enough on the other side lol :)

     

     

     

    Helping you a bit to remember a few more things like Horrible Combat, Horrible Skill Animations & Character Movement, Horrible choice locking a race to Imperial Edition, Horrible lack of Nameplates etc, Horrible easy mobs, bosses & content, Horrible Dungeon experience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLBHjwCw088

    If in the near future need me to refresh your memory with a few more things, i ll always be available :)

    Cheers!

  • DihoruDihoru Member Posts: 2,731
    Originally posted by NagilumSadow
    Elder scrolls online has one of the better (perhaps "the best") combat system out there; if it didn't, I would be PvPing in Cyrodiil. End of story.

    Gloria Victis... and it ain't even done.

    image
  • ViadricViadric Member Posts: 151
    Originally posted by Kyleran
    Originally posted by Viadric
    Originally posted by Mothanos

    Anyone saying: -

    Horrible graphics !!! get a decent graphics card and set ESO to ultra throw Radeonpro + sweetfc profile on top of that and no mmo looks better - perdiod.

    Horrible Launch ? realy ? think you must have read a few post about people cray cray who copy tha cray cray to cray cray a little more eh ?
    yes yes jump on that hate train people go on !!! hate it like you mean it rawr !
    Diablo 3 now if it was a launch like that i would say YES HORRIBLE, took Blizzard almost 2 years to fix that abomination named Diablo 3


    All quest broken ? hmm gues you dint quest that much did you guys ?
    Lets see, currently level 35 and between 4 to 8 quests that dint worked properly, but they were fixed yesterday !


    What else is there to whine and cray about ?
    Oh yeah !! Cashshop OMG !!!! they selling them horses!!! maybe a few pets in the future ?

    ESO isnt the king of kings, nope...its not.
    But damn does it know how to tell a story and how to make pvp 50x better then GW2 fail follow the diamond !!!

    No sir, ESO all the way for the time being :)
    Keep that hate comming boys, we cant laugh hard enough on the other side lol :)

    Ok I will laugh when it hits F2P in six months and I don't have to pay a cent to play it lol. 

    Laugh away, I'll have a 6 month head start on you and when you show up to Cyrodill expect to be flattened unceremoniously.

    image

    Pft not if they have a cash shop than. I will just instant level for $49.99.

  • AmjocoAmjoco Member UncommonPosts: 4,860
    Originally posted by Aroukos
    Originally posted by Mothanos

    Anyone saying: -

    Horrible graphics !!! get a decent graphics card and set ESO to ultra throw Radeonpro + sweetfc profile on top of that and no mmo looks better - perdiod.

    Horrible Launch ? realy ? think you must have read a few post about people cray cray who copy tha cray cray to cray cray a little more eh ?
    yes yes jump on that hate train people go on !!! hate it like you mean it rawr !
    Diablo 3 now if it was a launch like that i would say YES HORRIBLE, took Blizzard almost 2 years to fix that abomination named Diablo 3


    All quest broken ? hmm gues you dint quest that much did you guys ?
    Lets see, currently level 35 and between 4 to 8 quests that dint worked properly, but they were fixed yesterday !


    What else is there to whine and cray about ?
    Oh yeah !! Cashshop OMG !!!! they selling them horses!!! maybe a few pets in the future ?

    ESO isnt the king of kings, nope...its not.
    But damn does it know how to tell a story and how to make pvp 50x better then GW2 fail follow the diamond !!!

    No sir, ESO all the way for the time being :)
    Keep that hate comming boys, we cant laugh hard enough on the other side lol :)

     

     

     

    Helping you a bit to remember a few more thing like Horrible Combat, Horrible Skill Animations & Character Movement, Horrible choice locking a race to Imperial Edition, Horrible lack of Nameplates etc, Horrible easy mobs, bosses & content, Horrible Dungeon experience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLBHjwCw088

    If in the near future need me to refresh your memory with a few more things, i ll always be available :)

    Cheers!

    It's got some very good combat and animations. There are thousands of people online right now! 

    Cheers!

    Death is nothing to us, since when we are, Death has not come, and when death has come, we are not.

  • AmjocoAmjoco Member UncommonPosts: 4,860
    Originally posted by Dihoru
    Originally posted by NagilumSadow
    Elder scrolls online has one of the better (perhaps "the best") combat system out there; if it didn't, I would be PvPing in Cyrodiil. End of story.

    Gloria Victis... and it ain't even done.

    Gloria Victis looks like an awesome game, but it isn't going to make it because of it's smooth combat system. 

    Death is nothing to us, since when we are, Death has not come, and when death has come, we are not.

  • RusqueRusque Member RarePosts: 2,785
    Originally posted by Viadric
    Originally posted by Mothanos

    Anyone saying: -

    Horrible graphics !!! get a decent graphics card and set ESO to ultra throw Radeonpro + sweetfc profile on top of that and no mmo looks better - perdiod.

    Horrible Launch ? realy ? think you must have read a few post about people cray cray who copy tha cray cray to cray cray a little more eh ?
    yes yes jump on that hate train people go on !!! hate it like you mean it rawr !
    Diablo 3 now if it was a launch like that i would say YES HORRIBLE, took Blizzard almost 2 years to fix that abomination named Diablo 3


    All quest broken ? hmm gues you dint quest that much did you guys ?
    Lets see, currently level 35 and between 4 to 8 quests that dint worked properly, but they were fixed yesterday !


    What else is there to whine and cray about ?
    Oh yeah !! Cashshop OMG !!!! they selling them horses!!! maybe a few pets in the future ?

    ESO isnt the king of kings, nope...its not.
    But damn does it know how to tell a story and how to make pvp 50x better then GW2 fail follow the diamond !!!

    No sir, ESO all the way for the time being :)
    Keep that hate comming boys, we cant laugh hard enough on the other side lol :)

     

     

    Ok I will laugh when it hits F2P in six months and I don't have to pay a cent to play it lol. 

    Why would you want to play a game that is supposedly so terrible that it could not sustain it's membership?

    I don't quite get the thought process that people have in that they want a game to do poorly so that they can play it without paying. It's even more bizarre when you have people saying how they dislike so many things about a game, yet will (and want to) play it if it goes f2p. Why?

    Isn't your time worth anything to you? I don't play games that I have no interest in regardless of their cost.

    Do you not realize that with your statement you're simultaneously saying that the game isn't good and will "fail" (in subscription MMO terms) but that you will then play it.

     

     

  • BelgaraathBelgaraath Member UncommonPosts: 3,205

    A lot of folks in this thread continue to be ignorant by assuming that if the same 25 people keep posting their dislike or that they think its a mess that the view reflects the majority when it does not. Every single poll that has been released in even these forums which have a huge sandbox following has been overwhelmingly positive of ESO. If it was an actually fan site, like Reddit, than it would even be higher.

    The first few reviews on Metacritic have also been overwhelmingly positive. Of course the user reviews are going to be lower because everyone who dislikes it just puts a 1 for everything and that mathematically skews everything to around the 6-7.5 range despite the majority view. Its just their way of having fun since they aren't playing anything else that is doing well and they are bitter lol. Will we see some professional negative reviews. Of course.

    I LOVED Captain America but despite the overwhelmingly positive reviews there will still be some with some negative ones and thats what opinions are about.

    Oh..and Escapist has a history of reviewing MMOs without understanding how to review them. 

    There Is Always Hope!

  • AmjocoAmjoco Member UncommonPosts: 4,860
    Originally posted by Rusque
    Why would you want to play a game that is supposedly so terrible that it could not sustain it's membership?

    I don't quite get the thought process that people have in that they want a game to do poorly so that they can play it without paying. It's even more bizarre when you have people saying how they dislike so many things about a game, yet will (and want to) play it if it goes f2p. Why?

    Isn't your time worth anything to you? I don't play games that I have no interest in regardless of their cost.

    Do you not realize that with your statement you're simultaneously saying that the game isn't good and will "fail" (in subscription MMO terms) but that you will then play it.

     

     

    For some reason people use f2p as the equivalent of failing. If the game went f2p on release they would complain it should have went subscription.

    Death is nothing to us, since when we are, Death has not come, and when death has come, we are not.

  • NagilumSadowNagilumSadow Member UncommonPosts: 318
    Originally posted by Dihoru
    Originally posted by NagilumSadow
    Elder scrolls online has one of the better (perhaps "the best") combat system out there; if it didn't, I would be PvPing in Cyrodiil. End of story.

    Gloria Victis... and it ain't even done.

     

    Gloria Victis? Personally I am tired of those cheap shell-games, especially when I now have the real deal in ESO. Until they screw-up the combat system with future OP buffs, why should I leave perfection for a hollow shell?

     

     

  • BelgaraathBelgaraath Member UncommonPosts: 3,205
    Originally posted by Amjoco
    Originally posted by Rusque
    Why would you want to play a game that is supposedly so terrible that it could not sustain it's membership?

    I don't quite get the thought process that people have in that they want a game to do poorly so that they can play it without paying. It's even more bizarre when you have people saying how they dislike so many things about a game, yet will (and want to) play it if it goes f2p. Why?

    Isn't your time worth anything to you? I don't play games that I have no interest in regardless of their cost.

    Do you not realize that with your statement you're simultaneously saying that the game isn't good and will "fail" (in subscription MMO terms) but that you will then play it.

     

     

    For some reason people use f2p as the equivalent of failing. If the game went f2p on release they would complain it should have went subscription.

    I would have been one of those :-). Not one F2P game has held my interest for more than 3 months. Subscription games generally have held me for over 6 months.

    There Is Always Hope!

  • DEAD.lineDEAD.line Member Posts: 424

    I don't see the combat system being that bad, honestly, atleat in pvp. Sure, animations, floaty characters, sense of hitting, etc, i get, but the mechanics, felt solid the short time i was in Cyrodiil.

    Blocking, dodging,sneaking based on los, good variety of skills, etc. Now, real collision detection or removing the stupid tab targtting/auto hiting BS from kitting would be excelent, but, it's not that bad. But yeah, the animations make it look terrible.

    In pve, yeah, most of the mobs just charge you and that's it.

  • ViadricViadric Member Posts: 151
    Originally posted by Rusque
    Originally posted by Viadric
    Originally posted by Mothanos

    Anyone saying: -

    Horrible graphics !!! get a decent graphics card and set ESO to ultra throw Radeonpro + sweetfc profile on top of that and no mmo looks better - perdiod.

    Horrible Launch ? realy ? think you must have read a few post about people cray cray who copy tha cray cray to cray cray a little more eh ?
    yes yes jump on that hate train people go on !!! hate it like you mean it rawr !
    Diablo 3 now if it was a launch like that i would say YES HORRIBLE, took Blizzard almost 2 years to fix that abomination named Diablo 3


    All quest broken ? hmm gues you dint quest that much did you guys ?
    Lets see, currently level 35 and between 4 to 8 quests that dint worked properly, but they were fixed yesterday !


    What else is there to whine and cray about ?
    Oh yeah !! Cashshop OMG !!!! they selling them horses!!! maybe a few pets in the future ?

    ESO isnt the king of kings, nope...its not.
    But damn does it know how to tell a story and how to make pvp 50x better then GW2 fail follow the diamond !!!

    No sir, ESO all the way for the time being :)
    Keep that hate comming boys, we cant laugh hard enough on the other side lol :)

     

     

    Ok I will laugh when it hits F2P in six months and I don't have to pay a cent to play it lol. 

    Why would you want to play a game that is supposedly so terrible that it could not sustain it's membership?

    I don't quite get the thought process that people have in that they want a game to do poorly so that they can play it without paying. It's even more bizarre when you have people saying how they dislike so many things about a game, yet will (and want to) play it if it goes f2p. Why?

    Isn't your time worth anything to you? I don't play games that I have no interest in regardless of their cost.

    Do you not realize that with your statement you're simultaneously saying that the game isn't good and will "fail" (in subscription MMO terms) but that you will then play it.

     

     

    Oh well, lol if it goes free to play I will play it. The only game worth subbing for imo is WOW. Right now it's not since i already cleard heroic SOO with my guild. So i'm awaiting WOD. If this goes F2P or hits the bargain bin for $10 this will be my filler. 

  • AmjocoAmjoco Member UncommonPosts: 4,860
    Originally posted by keithian

    A lot of folks in this thread continue to be ignorant by assuming that if the same 25 people keep posting their dislike or that they think its a mess that the view reflects the majority when it does not. Every single poll that has been released in even these forums which have a huge sandbox following has been overwhelmingly positive of ESO. If it was an actually fan site, like Reddit, than it would even be higher.

    The first few reviews on Metacritic have also been overwhelmingly positive. Of course the user reviews are going to be lower because everyone who dislikes it just puts a 1 for everything and that mathematically skews everything to around the 6-7.5 range despite the majority view. Its just their way of having fun since they aren't playing anything else that is doing well and they are bitter lol. Will we see some professional negative reviews. Of course.

    I LOVED Captain America but despite the overwhelmingly positive reviews there will still be some with some negative ones and thats what opinions are about.

    Oh..and Escapist has a history of reviewing MMOs without understanding how to review them. 

    Agree with you. I come here to see what other ESO fans are doing. ie addons, dungeons, campaigns, ect. I'm dumb enough to get caught up in reading ignorant posts and trying to defend the game. I am not sure what they get out of it by upsetting people.

    Death is nothing to us, since when we are, Death has not come, and when death has come, we are not.

  • DistopiaDistopia Member EpicPosts: 21,183
    Originally posted by Dihoru
    Originally posted by NagilumSadow
    Elder scrolls online has one of the better (perhaps "the best") combat system out there; if it didn't, I would be PvPing in Cyrodiil. End of story.

    Gloria Victis... and it ain't even done.

    While the game looks okay, I can't help but feel it will be nothing more than what MO turned out to be. Which if that's what you're looking for that's great. I have a hard time believing we're going to see any real kind of society form in it, given the lack of restrictions. The player police concept really never works, and they've been trying it since UO. IT's a system that supports the wolves, and like any other they'll drive away those they view as their sheep.

    For every minute you are angry , you lose 60 seconds of happiness."-Emerson


  • BigdaddyxBigdaddyx Member UncommonPosts: 2,039

    Why are people comparing ESo to D3 launch? D3 ain't a MMO.

    MMOS all together a different beast when its comes to programming. 

  • DihoruDihoru Member Posts: 2,731
    Originally posted by Amjoco
    Originally posted by Dihoru
    Originally posted by NagilumSadow
    Elder scrolls online has one of the better (perhaps "the best") combat system out there; if it didn't, I would be PvPing in Cyrodiil. End of story.

    Gloria Victis... and it ain't even done.

    Gloria Victis looks like an awesome game, but it isn't going to make it because of it's smooth combat system. 

    Yup... deeper crafting, meaningful pvp, etc,etc on top of the better combat system.

    image
  • DistopiaDistopia Member EpicPosts: 21,183
    Originally posted by Bigdaddyx

    Why are people comparing ESo to D3 launch? D3 ain't a MMO.

    MMOS all together a different beast when its comes to programming. 

    No one compared it to D3 lol, the question was posed,  "what would a blizzard launch look like in this day and age?"... everyone said d3.

    Besides...If they can't get a ARPG off the ground online after how many years in development? How do you think they'd fare with an MMO? :P

    For every minute you are angry , you lose 60 seconds of happiness."-Emerson


  • AmjocoAmjoco Member UncommonPosts: 4,860
    Originally posted by Dihoru
    Originally posted by Amjoco
    Originally posted by Dihoru
    Originally posted by NagilumSadow
    Elder scrolls online has one of the better (perhaps "the best") combat system out there; if it didn't, I would be PvPing in Cyrodiil. End of story.

    Gloria Victis... and it ain't even done.

    Gloria Victis looks like an awesome game, but it isn't going to make it because of it's smooth combat system. 

    Yup... deeper crafting, meaningful pvp, etc,etc on top of the better combat system.

    Ya, right. Coming here with no real proof is very short sighted. Perhaps when the game actually comes out we can compare the two. 

    Death is nothing to us, since when we are, Death has not come, and when death has come, we are not.

  • DihoruDihoru Member Posts: 2,731
    Originally posted by Distopia
    Originally posted by Dihoru
    Originally posted by NagilumSadow
    Elder scrolls online has one of the better (perhaps "the best") combat system out there; if it didn't, I would be PvPing in Cyrodiil. End of story.

    Gloria Victis... and it ain't even done.

    While the game looks okay, I can't help but feel it will be nothing more than what MO turned out to be. Which if that's what you're looking for that's great. I have a hard time believing we're going to see any real kind of society form in it, given the lack of restrictions. The player police concept really never works, and they've been trying it since UO. IT's a system that supports the wolves, and like any other they'll drive away those they view as their sheep.

    Donno how FFA it will be... my hunch is considering the existence of empires + territory control + a unique take on a death penalty is that it may turn out to be somewhat more non-pvp orientated player friendly than EVE-Online ( plus the combat system makes anyone that's actually every fought using its combat system a threat to a PVPer so outright ganks may be more difficult to pull off and could actually backfire ).

    Originally posted by Amjoco
    Originally posted by Dihoru
    Originally posted by Amjoco
    Originally posted by Dihoru
    Originally posted by NagilumSadow
    Elder scrolls online has one of the better (perhaps "the best") combat system out there; if it didn't, I would be PvPing in Cyrodiil. End of story.

    Gloria Victis... and it ain't even done.

    Gloria Victis looks like an awesome game, but it isn't going to make it because of it's smooth combat system. 

    Yup... deeper crafting, meaningful pvp, etc,etc on top of the better combat system.

    Ya, right. Coming here with no real proof is very short sighted. Perhaps when the game actually comes out we can compare the two. 

    You crusade around defending this game with less proof so your point, if it even exists, is ironic.

    image
  • ViadricViadric Member Posts: 151
    I wonder when this hit's F2P if they will put in a cash shop with items. I hope it doesn't hit item mall. I hope they just sell boosters and vanity items. I'm sure they will still have a sub option to give extra benefits. Like most F2P mmo's that hit the market. 
  • AeonbladesAeonblades Member Posts: 2,083
    Originally posted by Moar61

    What I don't understand is why everyone feels the need to openly hate on the game as aggressively as they do simply because they don't like it. I haven't enjoyed an MMO in years, this game changed that. I log on, hundreds of people saying they love it. 

    I never seen such a crowd that wants a game to fail simply because they don't like it. The comic was lame btw, I cracked a half smile at the mudcrabs though. 

    If people are complaining, ESO did something right. It's when people aren't whining about stuff that's a bad sign, because it means no one is playing anymore.

     

    In today's society, if you aren't whining, you aren't contributing. Just ask 90% of the posters here :)

    Currently Playing: ESO and FFXIV
    Have played: You name it
    If you mention rose tinted glasses, you better be referring to Mitch Hedberg.

  • AmjocoAmjoco Member UncommonPosts: 4,860
    Originally posted by Dihoru
    Originally posted by Distopia
    Originally posted by Dihoru
    Originally posted by NagilumSadow
    Elder scrolls online has one of the better (perhaps "the best") combat system out there; if it didn't, I would be PvPing in Cyrodiil. End of story.

    Gloria Victis... and it ain't even done.

    While the game looks okay, I can't help but feel it will be nothing more than what MO turned out to be. Which if that's what you're looking for that's great. I have a hard time believing we're going to see any real kind of society form in it, given the lack of restrictions. The player police concept really never works, and they've been trying it since UO. IT's a system that supports the wolves, and like any other they'll drive away those they view as their sheep.

    Donno how FFA it will be... my hunch is considering the existence of empires + territory control + a unique take on a death penalty is that it may turn out to be somewhat more non-pvp orientated player friendly than EVE-Online ( plus the combat system makes anyone that's actually every fought using its combat system a threat to a PVPer so outright ganks may be more difficult to pull off and could actually backfire ).

    Originally posted by Amjoco
    Originally posted by Dihoru
    Originally posted by Amjoco
    Originally posted by Dihoru
    Originally posted by NagilumSadow
    Elder scrolls online has one of the better (perhaps "the best") combat system out there; if it didn't, I would be PvPing in Cyrodiil. End of story.

    Gloria Victis... and it ain't even done.

    Gloria Victis looks like an awesome game, but it isn't going to make it because of it's smooth combat system. 

    Yup... deeper crafting, meaningful pvp, etc,etc on top of the better combat system.

    Ya, right. Coming here with no real proof is very short sighted. Perhaps when the game actually comes out we can compare the two. 

    You crusade around defending this game with less proof so your point, if it even exists, is ironic.

    I have a lot more proof concerning ESO than you do of a game that isn't out yet. There are also thousands of people playing this game and I'm sure none of them have Gloria Victis experience. 

    Death is nothing to us, since when we are, Death has not come, and when death has come, we are not.

  • DistopiaDistopia Member EpicPosts: 21,183
    Originally posted by Dihoru
    Originally posted by Distopia
    Originally posted by Dihoru
    Originally posted by NagilumSadow
    Elder scrolls online has one of the better (perhaps "the best") combat system out there; if it didn't, I would be PvPing in Cyrodiil. End of story.

    Gloria Victis... and it ain't even done.

    While the game looks okay, I can't help but feel it will be nothing more than what MO turned out to be. Which if that's what you're looking for that's great. I have a hard time believing we're going to see any real kind of society form in it, given the lack of restrictions. The player police concept really never works, and they've been trying it since UO. IT's a system that supports the wolves, and like any other they'll drive away those they view as their sheep.

    Donno how FFA it will be... my hunch is considering the existence of empires + territory control + a unique take on a death penalty is that it may turn out to be somewhat more non-pvp orientated player friendly than EVE-Online ( plus the combat system makes anyone that's actually every fought using its combat system a threat to a PVPer so outright ganks may be more difficult to pull off and could actually backfire ).

    Hopefully, we definitely need more games like that, I just don't understand why no one adopts SWG's system of PVP when they want player politics and societies to form. It worked perfectly, guild wars and overt/covert status, bounties..bases, etc.., served everyone's needs.As did the faction system with a neutral option.

    For every minute you are angry , you lose 60 seconds of happiness."-Emerson


  • BigdaddyxBigdaddyx Member UncommonPosts: 2,039
    Originally posted by Distopia
    Originally posted by Bigdaddyx

    Why are people comparing ESo to D3 launch? D3 ain't a MMO.

    MMOS all together a different beast when its comes to programming. 

    No one compared it to D3 lol, the question was posed,  "what would a blizzard launch look like in this day and age?"... everyone said d3.

    Besides...If they can't get a ARPG off the ground online after how many years in development? How do you think they'd fare with an MMO? :P

    I am pretty sure he was talking about what Blizzards MMO launch would like in this day and age. Like is aid what goes into release of MMO isn't the same as what goes into releasing a single player /  co op game.

This discussion has been closed.