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If the Bible were an RPG, who would you want in your party

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    Just need a group of two to get done all --

    Jesus - mad clerical skills, would keep tank full health all the time
    David - mad tank

    there you go! lol

  • NeoKyosuke18NeoKyosuke18 Member Posts: 204

    My party would be this:


    Mosus: Who else will build that boat to get you to the island you need to go to kill your bad guy

    Lot's Wife: Every RPG has that women who just gets in the way and gets kills. Plus never seen a pilar of salt in an rpg have you? huh?

    Judas Iscariot: So I know from the start of the game who's going to *$c# me in the end

    Jesus (of course): Readily appearing food and wine! i love my alcohol!! PLUS he comes with a bonus "Miracle Man!" never know when you'll need one

    Pretty screwy isn't it!! mwahaha

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  • bhagamubhagamu Member Posts: 425
    Um. I'd probably put God in my party...

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  • bhagamubhagamu Member Posts: 425
    Um. I'd probably put God in my party...

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  • patheospatheos Member Posts: 1,148

    Me, Goliath and Michael

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  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106

    Daniel (Seer)

    Gabriel (Magic Heavy Paladin)

    Michael (Uber tank and melee Paladin)

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979

  • Cheeseman162Cheeseman162 Member Posts: 231

    Nice choice with Gabriel Finwe, I forgot about him.

    "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

  • juice_popsjuice_pops Member UncommonPosts: 70

    I'm not catholic, I've never read the bible.::::21::

    Blorg

  • EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384

    hehe dont have to be Catholic to read the Bible

    ...matter of fact 100 years ago Catholics were recommended not to read the Bible. 400 years ago they would have been burnt for reading it.

    Im not a Muslim...but I read the Koran (man...they like there camels)

    People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.

  • ViolentYViolentY Member Posts: 1,458

    It's not exactly who I WOULD want in my party, but who I WOULDN'T want:

    Eve: ninja looter
    Judas: getting the healer killed

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    "Io rido, e rider mio non passa dentro;
    Io ardo, e l'arsion mia non par di fore."

    -Machiavelli

  • SiphonsSiphons Member Posts: 445


    Originally posted by sidebuster
    Originally posted by En1Gma
    Originally posted by Gamewize
    Virgin Mary - Healer
    Goliath - Warrior
    And Moses - Wizard
    Pretty balanced party right there.


    lol..that was cute...You forgot Judas...he could be the thief stealing silver coins during every fight

    If I had to choose someone I would have to choose The Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse.

    Heh Now that would be interesting.

    I forgot to mention that the Horse probably fly! WOOT


    SON OF A BITCH. Damn it En1gma I was gonna say the four horseman... man you suck.. /cry

    Just for that I am going to go and grab Shiva, Vishnu, Krishna, and own it up with a Buddha +10 to ownage.

    Ganesha's can hold aggro like ownage.


    lol, Buddha?!?! Buddha would see david about to sling a rock and buddha would just be like, "You don't exist!" Not to diss buddha, he's so cool.

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  • patheospatheos Member Posts: 1,148


    Originally posted by ViolentY
    It's not exactly who I WOULD want in my party, but who I WOULDN'T want:Eve: ninja looter
    Judas: getting the healer killed

    HAHAHAHA you just made my day, i would have the dragon from revalations.

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  • disstressdisstress Member Posts: 417

    I would choose God. Why choose anyone else from the bible? He can despawn mobs, create worlds, modify drop rates, and has good support class magic.

  • Sparks243Sparks243 Member Posts: 271

    Picking God is like playing in a game in well.... God Mode ::::35::

    It's just too easy

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  • disstressdisstress Member Posts: 417


    Originally posted by Sparks243
    Picking God is like playing in a game in well.... God Mode ::::35::It's just too easy

    Well everyone is picking Jesus, GG water walking and conjuring food and wine all day long. Everyone else in the bible kinda sucked, unless Mary Magdeline can prove those uber cyber skills.

    If I can't pick god then I pick Lucifer or some other angel, with a big firey sword and crazy PBAE spells totalling cities and first borns.

  • disstressdisstress Member Posts: 417


    Originally posted by patheos
    Me, Goliath and Michael

    Goliath got owned, dude, by a SLING SHOT? WTF hes a noob

  • XeximaXexima Member UncommonPosts: 2,698



    Originally posted by Sicarim

    GOD





    lmao, i am surprised it took people so long to think of that image
  • patheospatheos Member Posts: 1,148


    Originally posted by disstress
    Originally posted by patheos
    Me, Goliath and Michael

    Goliath got owned, dude, by a SLING SHOT? WTF hes a noob


    Jesus got owned, and people are picking him...lol

    Once i power lvl Goliath he'll be uber.

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  • disstressdisstress Member Posts: 417


    Originally posted by dekron
    Actually that is only assumed if you are christian. The defnition of bible is: A book or collection of writings constituting the sacred text of a religion.And as I said, don't turn it into a religious debate. I was merely stating my party I would chose is from the ancient greek bibles. ::::02::

    There is no ancient Greek bible dude, sorry to break it to you. A broader understanding of the beliefs of Ancient Greeks and the things they believed would help your arguement. Your attempt at derailing this thread gets a 1/10, for poor form and lack of any reasonable response.

    http://www.greekbible.com/ <---hope you don't think this is what you are thinking?


    Also, as you are now well known for leaving out full information, which is bordering annoying.

    Bi·ble Audio pronunciation of "bible" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bbl)
    n.

    1.
    1. The sacred book of Christianity, a collection of ancient writings including the books of both the Old Testament and the New Testament.
    2. The Hebrew Scriptures, the sacred book of Judaism.
    3. A particular copy of a Bible: the old family Bible.
    4. A book or collection of writings constituting the sacred text of a religion.
    2. often bible A book considered authoritative in its field: the bible of French cooking.


    So from this text I derive that the definition of bible is "of", because the definition has the word of in it, its meaning is just that...

  • XeximaXexima Member UncommonPosts: 2,698

    OOOOHHH Great, now you've done it, just cuz u said that i now have to go into my closet and pull out the bible that i don't know why i have cuz I'm agnostic...     I will now attempt to make the worst possible team out of the entire bible... 

    The blind man cured by jesus ( the miraculous ability to see....wow, i wish i could do that)

    Esau  (cuz his name means hairy... and with all of that hair he has the ability to look like a huge dangerous monster that can scare all of his enemies away)

    Aaron (because he has the great ability to talk and give people headaches so they go away)

    The women who gave two coins to the church ( because she gave away a lot ... well for her i guess... and she could be sort of a distraction before the rest of us get blown up or something... well, what I'm trying to say is that she is worthless and could do a lot by being a sort of meat shield

  • admjn65admjn65 Member Posts: 253

    Jesus's donkey

    he rode for 40 effin days and nights on that hoss, talk about stamina and endurance ::::02::
    It's like the ultimate mount.


    oh yeah, and I guess I would complete my party with goliath as my tank and Jesus as our healer. I guess we could construct some type of sand-sled to pull them behind.

  • EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384

    lol, he didnt have a donkey for 40 days and nights. He was all by himself.

    He rode in on a donkey into Jerusalem...that donkey only walked about one mile.

    Now, the talking donkey is another story.

    I would love to have the talking donkey for a RPG mount.

    "Hey...get off me...you gained more than lvls, pal"

    People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.

  • admjn65admjn65 Member Posts: 253


    Originally posted by En1Gma
    lol, he didnt have a donkey for 40 days and nights. He was all by himself.He rode in on a donkey into Jerusalem...that donkey only walked about one mile.Now, the talking donkey is another story.I would love to have the talking donkey for a RPG mount."Hey...get off me...you gained more than lvls, pal"

    aww man my bad. I'm not as bible-educated as I wish I was :/
  • EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384

    A for effort lol

    People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.

  • RealvikingRealviking Member Posts: 122

    Yeh jesus would be nice in party. We could be drunk 24/7.

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