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If the Bible were an RPG, who would you want in your party

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  • ZhanghiaZhanghia Member UncommonPosts: 1,312


    Originally posted by En1Gma
    Originally posted by DarkHeart2

    Yea, no all we need is a Jesus that acully exsisted....

    Actually its pretty much a historical fact that Jesus did exist. The problem comes in to whether or not you believe in what he has to say.

    But back to topic...

    Like I said the 4 horsemen would ROCK

    However, it would also be neat to have Cain. I mean afterall it is pretty wild to have an undead (sorta) wandering kind of killer that no man or beast is permitted to touch lol

    Imagine the fights

    ANimal X attacks Cain
    **misses**
    Animal X attacks Cain
    **misses**

    Undead attacks Cain with poison breath!
    **misses**

    Cain Backstabs animal while sleeping
    **29177 points of Damage!**
    Animal-X is smitten

    Cain Backstabs undead while it is eating
    **71233 points of Damage**
    Undead is smitten


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    Undead - Quit ganking, n00b!!

  • StedfastStedfast Member Posts: 101

    Yeshua (Jesus) all other characters are unnecessary

     

  • strigoiviistrigoivii Member Posts: 173

    i dont know if hes in the bible or not, but satan himself, he could just nuke everything and ill be the max level in no time.

  • vrtldavevrtldave Member Posts: 558

    did anyone say loki? the angel of death...

    anyways jesus couldnt fight he was a pacifist... he would just turn the other cheek...

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  • EnigmaEnigma Member UncommonPosts: 11,384

    Actually Satan would be one of those thieves.

    He's mentioned in Job....he even had a personal conversation with God in heaven about the would be poor guy.

    But Satan wouldn't be a Tank...no way.

    He would be more like a Red Mage. Debuffing every enemy your party faces and then allowing the tanks to slaughter them.

    Then when the fight is finish, he would steal gold from the party's Guild bank and /unguild then run off to find another rich guild lol ::::18::

    That's what a Satan character would do in the game. ....or for fun, he would debuff his party and AOE his party lol

    "DUDE, WTF Lucy?!?!"

    "I said dont call me that..I dont care I hate you all NOOBS!!!11!!

    "Lucifer..you buffed the bad guys!"
    "What is bad? We're bad for killing that poor Everglade Deer"

    People who have to create conspiracy and hate threads to further a cause lacks in intellectual comprehension of diversity.

  • Blargus3Blargus3 Member Posts: 6

    Ultimate team:  God, his son Jesus Christ, and his son Jesus Bush. image

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  • firemagicfiremagic Member Posts: 878


    Originally posted by En1Gma
    Originally posted by DarkHeart2

    Yea, no all we need is a Jesus that acully exsisted....

    Actually its pretty much a historical fact that Jesus did exist.


    Jesus' purported existence continues to be a topic of much debate and speculation and unfortunately the scientific method doesn't allow for anything to be "pretty much" a fact. The most accurate remark anyone can reasonably make is that he may or may not have existed.

    You either want to stay on topic or you don't. If you don't want a religious debate, don't engage in one.

  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031



    Originally posted by firemagic




    Originally posted by En1Gma



    Originally posted by DarkHeart2

    Yea, no all we need is a Jesus that acully exsisted....


    Actually its pretty much a historical fact that Jesus did exist.


    Jesus' purported existence continues to be a topic of much debate and speculation and unfortunately the scientific method doesn't allow for anything to be "pretty much" a fact. The most accurate remark anyone can reasonably make is that he may or may not have existed.

    You either want to stay on topic or you don't. If you don't want a religious debate, don't engage in one.



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  • AdrealAdreal Member Posts: 2,087

    anyways jesus couldnt fight he was a pacifist... he would just turn the other cheek...

    He was a pacifist for a reason. There is a time for everything. A time for peace and a time for war. Some atheists may believe that God is a false god of hate and vengeance while many Christians may believe that he is a God of love and of peace. To put it clearly - we were made in his image. Every emotion we have, he also has (likely). He is a God of peace and war (whichever is necessary). At any rate, Christ was doing the will of his Father, so obviously during his time on earth he was sent to heal and save those who would accept him. The next time he comes, well...

    And for the original purpose of the topic, I'd have to say that I'd like Elijah in my group.

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  • Asmodeus_Asmodeus_ Member Posts: 223

    You guys are gone insane. lol.

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  • blur.murdocblur.murdoc Member Posts: 35

    I believe Lucifer would be the best bet. ::::28::

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  • madazzmadazz Member RarePosts: 2,115

    As per the book of revelation, I would choose the Four Horseman! War, Famine, Death and Pestilence.

    Pestilence would be casting plagues/DOT's as per mage. Id use Death and War as Tanks and Famine as the Debuffer.

    I dunno what I would play personally. Id just be gaining free XP.

     

  • DarkHeart2DarkHeart2 Member Posts: 493


    Originally posted by Blargus3
    Ultimate team: God, his son Jesus Christ, and his son Jesus Bush. image
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    I feel like killing you.

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  • PonziniPonzini Member UncommonPosts: 535

    You cant use GOD on your team hes a developer you hacker!

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,359



    Originally posted by Blargus3

    son Jesus Bush. image
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    The source of the burning bush.
  • DarkHeart2DarkHeart2 Member Posts: 493

    Lets mix it up a bit...

    Who would you have in your party if you had to chose from the Wiccan religion?

    There is really only 2 chouices seeing how we only have 2 deties and no prophets.....

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