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If you won $1.000.000.000!!!!

A typicial but very funny question: WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH $1.000.000.000?????

Be as much ridiculus as you can  !!


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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Buy a house for me, my parrents and my sister.

    Donate some money.

    Give a sum of money to the people that used to take care of me when I was a kid (a bad kid).

    My me a lamburguani(sp).

    Have a business.

    I'll complete this when I get back from work.

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  • upallnightupallnight Member Posts: 1,154
    I would move to New Zealand.  Build me a HUGE house.  Move all my friends to live with me, rent free and worry free.  Their only job would be to have fun with me until we die.

    We would go snow skiing, and surfing, and scuba diving.  My 3 favorite things!!!!

    I would also travel to other places to experience different cultures up close.

    But I would definitely take care of the friends I have that have stuck with me in life.  I've got some awesome buddies. 


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  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    I would build the biggest library on planet earth. And then pay somebody to burn it down and collect on the interest.

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  • NeptusNeptus Member UncommonPosts: 988


    Buy a house for me, my parrents and my sister.

    You're such a good son.


    I would build the biggest library on planet earth. And then pay somebody to burn it down and collect on the interest.

    Lol, that is so awesome.

    Me, I would.....

    Cover my body in one big tattoo (covering all but my hands and face)

    Buy all the black & white movies I could find, a crap load of beef jerky, and a big tv so i could watch my movies on.

    Neptus - FFXI - Pandemonium
    Neptus - WoW - Detheroc

  • naldricnaldric Member UncommonPosts: 909
    I would buy the neverland ranch just to kick MJ out.
  • HardcorebassHardcorebass Member Posts: 101

    I didn't told what I would do.  Euhmmm, let me think, I would buy all RPG's and invent an immortalpotion so I can be the best gamer in the world on all games !!

    I would buy a mansion or someting, with the highest technologic equipment( that meens in every room a PC + TV).  I would become the new president and make some cool looking laws...

    And the most normal thing: Life happy ever after like a king of the world 


  • Malachi1975Malachi1975 Member Posts: 1,079


    Originally posted by Boozbaz
    I would build the biggest library on planet earth. And then pay somebody to burn it down and collect on the interest.


    BASTARD! You were the one responsible for the loss of the Libraries of Alexadria weren't you??

    Personally I would look at my 1 billion dollars...then at Bill Gates and say "Hey! He has 49 more of these than I do! Bastid"

    Truthfully, I would create the couple os businesses I have always wanted to create yet never had the capital for. That way I could create jobs which helps a whole mess of people. Of course, I would take care of everyone I cared about, but not even $1,000,000,000 is infinite. It'd be wise to invest and keep it growing.

    "What is it I have against Microsoft, you ask? Well, you know how you feel when you wait for an MMO to come out and when it does you feel like you've paid to play it's beta test for another 6-9 months before anything even thinks of working the way it should? Being a network engineer you feel that way about anything Microsoft puts out."

  • ThriftThrift Member Posts: 1,783

    1. Make sure my mom and dad don't have to work again.
    2. Invest that money into a Business
    3. Treat myself with car/house/cloths
    4. Donate some
    5. Travel the world

  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671
    Buy a tropical Island and outfit it with decent broadband Lines/ Power generation/ fresh water supply, then declare Independance so I could have my own country  .

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  • Malachi1975Malachi1975 Member Posts: 1,079


    Originally posted by Cowinspace
    Buy a tropical Island and outfit it with decent broadband Lines/ Power generation/ fresh water supply, then declare Independance so I could have my own country  .

    Let me add a little to that for you. Declare Independence, then delcare war on the U.S., immediately surrender and request aid from the U.S. See if you can do any better that the Flordia Keys did ?

    "What is it I have against Microsoft, you ask? Well, you know how you feel when you wait for an MMO to come out and when it does you feel like you've paid to play it's beta test for another 6-9 months before anything even thinks of working the way it should? Being a network engineer you feel that way about anything Microsoft puts out."

  • kleamovichkleamovich Member Posts: 52
    i would buy me my own lil shack big enough for a big ass tv everysystem I wanted and like 5 alienware pcs for MMOs..

    ~Backo Da Wacko~

  • reavoreavo Member Posts: 2,173
    Buy my own island and live there so I don't get taxed to death. 


  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050


    Originally posted by Thrift

    1. Make sure my mom and dad don't have to work again.
    2. Invest that money into a Business
    3. Treat myself with car/house/cloths
    4. Donate some
    5. Travel the world


    My thoughts exactly.
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  • i would buy microsoft and and the create the greatest mmorpg on the planet. and it would be a viurtal reality game too. i would also buy myself an iland and build an huge fortress that would rival the U.S. miltatry.

  • Malachi1975Malachi1975 Member Posts: 1,079


    Originally posted by Killer0666

    i would buy microsoft and and the create the greatest mmorpg on the planet. and it would be a viurtal reality game too. i would also buy myself an iland and build an huge fortress that would rival the U.S. miltatry.


    Did you actually just say you would buy Microsoft for $1,000,000,000? Considering their Total Asset Value I believe is around $70,815,000,000 you'd only be short $69,815,000,000. I am sure you could drum that up from somewhere

    "What is it I have against Microsoft, you ask? Well, you know how you feel when you wait for an MMO to come out and when it does you feel like you've paid to play it's beta test for another 6-9 months before anything even thinks of working the way it should? Being a network engineer you feel that way about anything Microsoft puts out."

  • NeptusNeptus Member UncommonPosts: 988


    Buy a tropical Island and outfit it with decent broadband Lines/ Power generation/ fresh water supply, then declare Independance so I could have my own country .


    Buy my own island and live there so I don't get taxed to death.


    You guys are dead, I'm coming in with my army of prostitutes and make you all pay taxes to live there.

    Neptus - FFXI - Pandemonium
    Neptus - WoW - Detheroc

  • XeximaXexima Member UncommonPosts: 2,698

    hmm, toughie.

    1.) i'd go out and buy land in areas that are just starting to develop.
    2.)i'd then seperate the land into plots, put in roads, sewage, etc.
    3.)then, i'd sell each plot for round 90 grand each, and continue to do this for a while.

    4.) then i would make sure that all of my family would not have to work for the rest of their lives (or atleast be very well set)

    5.) I would donate a good amount to charity
    6.) I would then buy a fairly small house and be set for life.

    p.s. i would probably live in NYC in a box for a while just for the hell of it.

  • RufiusRufius Member Posts: 2,031

    Make a house out of money BONKERS!!!120101040149359666

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth - That question is less stupid but, you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

  • ValiumSummerValiumSummer Member Posts: 1,008

    1 Billion ... wow.

    I would by a new bicycle.

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Hire naked virgins to swim with me in a pool of Jello.

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  • DrunkenWDrunkenW Member Posts: 250
    buy this sight and kick the dude who stole my avatar

  • KontraKontra Member Posts: 132

    Become a movie producer and make a Serenity sequel...(or tv show...which ever one Joss wants to do more)

    Buy my own personal ball washer... (you need to hear Lewis Black to enjoy that one )

    Sponcer John Stewart and Steve Colbert for President/Vice President

    Oh, and an ironed shirt

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  • Zaxx99Zaxx99 Member Posts: 1,761

    Ofcourse, I would buy 1 BILLION 99 cent burgers from McDonalds and pile them in the middle of the biggest freeway and jump up and down on them. YAY! I would do it to ofcourse, support a business that is hurting for money! ::::01::


    - Zaxx

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  • janjansonjanjanson Member Posts: 201

    Buy Star Wars Galaxies Online, or SOE or the intellectual property of Star Wars from George Lucas. Fire everyone who is responsible for the NGE/CU, then make a pre-CU server, then log on...

    then ingame ..remake my ranger/Mch/Mrifleman character and go get some meat to sell to a doctor, maybe go shoot some quenkers on dantooine hehe

    The rest of the money I would use to ensure a certain smeds never works again

  • tanminhtanminh Member Posts: 32


    Originally posted by Hardcorebass





    A typicial but very funny question: WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH $1.000.000.000?????
    Be as much ridiculus as you can  !!




    first ill loose my virginity, then ill get fat stupid and ugly.....wait im already that ! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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