If you were president...

Bigdavo

I'd root some hot interns, punch congressmen, then declare every day a national holiday so i dont have to work ever again.

Arremus

Or I'd just do what he did.

mithrandir72

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Originally posted by olddaddy
Oh, easy Mithrandir72, that is straight from the mind of Donald Rumsfeld, so you got it from the notes of the Republican National Committee after you broke into their suites in a swanky upscale hotel office complex in Washington DC. Beware of Bob Woodward....he will expose your foul crime!

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Hmm, So thats Where George Lucas gets his Ideas............................. No wonder those movies didn't succeed

ownedbyluke

i would legalize marrowna lol jkz

Theodoryk

What's marrowna? Is that a kind of fig?

Anofalye

Hehe,  (I am Canadian but...wth, for the fun of it)

- Drugs stuff is more or less a good idea, I would legalised it but only for 40ish+ folks.  This is not an ideal pain relief, but past 40, it is no more a governmental point of view.

- Wars, well, will try to avoid all these that should be avoided in the future, but IRAQ despite been a mistake has to be enforced and defended HEAVILY.  If IRAQ want an extra 50k soldiers, sure thing, going out only when the country is peaceful and fair.  Afghanistan must be maintained as well...so not sure the country can afford any new war, must finish these big issues first and foremost.

- Israel must be supported, with no refrain.

- Iran/Syria, if or any western civ (or Israel) want to get involved, they would get all support they need, logistic and whatever, even air support.  But that would be it.

- Would advertised more on what is good for health and what is bad.  Alcohol is implemented in our society, but advertising against all nasty side effects with funny stuff, yeah that would be great...and at critical moments, have shocking advertisements.  So, 47+ weeks of the year have funny stuff, like you think you doesn't pay enough taxes, we agree...get these heavy taxed tools (more funny if possible).  And the 5- weeks that are dangerous for impairement driving, get some publicity about showing an orphan crying beside a car accident or something (bloodied adult, not answering the kid since obviously dead), really disturbing and shocking.

- NASA would get more fundings!

- Would starts a MMO done by prisonners mostly (maybe not programming).  Yeah, these evils citizens who are in jails, I am sure a governmental MMO could work or be such a failure, yet it would be worth a try!

ConverseSC

If I was President, I would do everything in my power to further the Southern religious agenda.

Because we need more people like me in office.

abbaba

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Originally posted by robbykl1415

So me and my brother started talking about what we would do if we were president.  We had a big conversation about a lot of things, him being more right leaning and me being more left.  He is also much more "religious" then me.
Well to say the least it was a very interesting conversation.  And I thought that it would a good topic in OTD.  I want to know what YOU would do if you were president.  And lets just say that YOU can do whatever you want.  What would YOU change or do different?


This is some of what I said I would do:
1.  I would legalize alll nonsynthetic drugs.
2.  I would pull all troops from the Middle Eastern Region.
3.  I would MAJOR PR around the whole world.
4.  With the added soldiers home I would better the borders.
5.  With the money saved from not going after "small" time drug dealers I would use it to better our defence against the drugs that are illegal.
6.  I would try and better our relations with NK and China.  On the same note try and better with mostly all nations.
7.  How can you deal with people dieing from hunger in other countries, when you have people in your own country dieing of the same thing?  I would focus more on the home front then anything else.

Thats just some...  

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You realize the president is only 1/3 of the government, right? He couldn't do most of that by himself if he wanted to.

Vraelor

id pwn u

WantsumBier

I received this in an e-mail. It kind’a fits into this topic and some of the statements mirror the opinion of 

other posters.

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 

 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. 

You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,  Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 

"good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again. 

 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, 

the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. 

No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 

 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. 

After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom 

or where they are.  They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 

 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! 

No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide 

here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 

 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. 

 If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 

 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing 

nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. 

The caribou will have to cope for a while. 

 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, 

we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells 

filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 

 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." 

They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. 

Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. 

The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair 

weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.  

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one 

can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is

 ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan. 

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.

 She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' " 

 

Theodoryk

The tiny font hurts my eyes. Too bad, it looks like there's actually something interesting/entertaining to read in your post.

WantsumBier

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Originally posted by Theodoryk
The tiny font hurts my eyes. Too bad, it looks like there's actually something interesting/entertaining to read in your post.

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Lay off the Labatt's and Molson for a bit and it will be easier to read.

Just kidding! Actually why not send me down a 6 or 12 pack.

robbykl1415

I wish everyone would just listen to me, the world would be a much better place 

Vampir

First Thing I Would Do In Order

1.Call a Press conference to moon the Media..........

2. Have all major news corporations declared NPO's and not able to make any money so they wont be influenced by it.

3.Call up the Justice League to Start policing the world.

4. Fire superman hes a wimp.

5. Change the color of the red button to blue and Label it "pizza"

Vampir

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Originally posted by shae
And you people wonder why the rest of us are afraid of Americans....

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oh i know but were actually the least scary on the list of scary nations.

but the one arguement i will also side with foreigners on is you make better ciggarretes and booze.......

gnomexxx

Would I get my own postage stamp someday???

reavo