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The Un-Official Jesus Christ thread.

I couldn`t get jesus to authorize this thread, so it`s un-official,

The Muslims Believe in Christ, as do the jews, Christians believe the greatest thing christ ever did was die, personally i take no sides, i know Christ existed and he kicked alot of ass, show me why to believe...


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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050
    I respect Jesus for his ability to down a glass of wine.

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  • kimosabekimosabe Member Posts: 516


    Originally posted by modjoe86
    I respect Jesus for his ability to down a glass of wine.

    ... and his ability to cater to a full house, among other things.

    Je mettrai l'amour sur dos de moi.

  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918


    Originally posted by Necran
    I couldn`t get jesus to authorize this thread, so it`s un-official,

    The Muslims Believe in Christ, as do the jews, Christians believe the greatest thing christ ever did was die, personally i take no sides, i know Christ existed and he kicked alot of ass, show me why to believe...


    Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Muslims believe that Christ was just a prophet.  And the jews don't believe that he was the son of god...so saying that they BELIEVE in him is kind of a mis-nomer

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • RazorbackRazorback Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 5,253
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  • NecranNecran Member Posts: 309


    Originally posted by Draenor

    Originally posted by Necran
    I couldn`t get jesus to authorize this thread, so it`s un-official,

    The Muslims Believe in Christ, as do the jews, Christians believe the greatest thing christ ever did was die, personally i take no sides, i know Christ existed and he kicked alot of ass, show me why to believe...

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Muslims believe that Christ was just a prophet.  And the jews don't believe that he was the son of god...so saying that they BELIEVE in him is kind of a mis-nomer


    I hate to shatter your beliefs, but all the earliest records of christianity saw him as a prophet also, theres alot of evidence proving the crusades happened to erase that.

  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050


    Originally posted by Razorback
    Got to admit.... as a fish and bread lover. I could handle being able to create unlimted fish and bread. Tuna Sandys for LIFE 

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  • NecranNecran Member Posts: 309

    Don`t you find it a little odd the `roman catholic` church has existed as the voice of god, the damned romans crucified Christ, i`ve read the bible through and through, the false church is due for gods wrath.

    Christ never said "give someone a silly hat and let them be my voice on earth"



  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918

    link?

    In the bible it specifically says that Jesus is the son of God...so unless you can find me some unabashed proof that the bible was edited sometime around the medieval period, I'll keep my belief. :)

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • RazorbackRazorback Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 5,253


    Originally posted by Necran
    Don`t you find it a little odd the `roman catholic` church has existed as the voice of god, the damned romans crucified Christ, i`ve read the bible through and through, the false church is due for gods wrath.

    I wouldnt hold your breath mate  


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  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    I was speaking with my mom about Chris Angel and she posed an idea about
    him. What if Chris is the new Jesus Christ? She was speaking with
    her husband and together they figured if Jesus was to come back again
    he would have to go to more extraordinary/modern lengths to get peoples
    attention.


    Until he starts trying to convert people to some new religious concept he'll just be Chris Angel to me.

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  • NecranNecran Member Posts: 309


    Originally posted by Razorback

    Originally posted by Necran
    Don`t you find it a little odd the `roman catholic` church has existed as the voice of god, the damned romans crucified Christ, i`ve read the bible through and through, the false church is due for gods wrath.

    I wouldnt hold your breath mate  



     when christ returns as the lion, instead of the lamb, the first place he's attacking is the false church, i find it hard to believe you can get any more false as the people that crucified him.

    Roman Catholic is a contradiction in terms.

    I've read the bible, and nowhere did christ say "give people silly hats to wear and they shall be my voice on earth" in fact he said don't let that happen.

    All this insane crap about popes and whatnot you'll never find evidence of christ allowing.
  • KuzzleKuzzle Member Posts: 1,058


    Originally posted by Necran

    Originally posted by Razorback

    Originally posted by Necran
    Don`t you find it a little odd the `roman catholic` church has existed as the voice of god, the damned romans crucified Christ, i`ve read the bible through and through, the false church is due for gods wrath.

    I wouldnt hold your breath mate  



     when christ returns as the lion, instead of the lamb, the first place he's attacking is the false church, i find it hard to believe you can get any more false as the people that crucified him.

    Roman Catholic is a contradiction in terms.

    I've read the bible, and nowhere did christ say "give people silly hats to wear and they shall be my voice on earth" in fact he said don't let that happen.


       Dude. I'm totally going to write some "holy writings" of my own, and that's totally going to be in there. It'll be fucking awesome.
  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050


    Originally posted by Necran

    Originally posted by Razorback

    Originally posted by Necran
    Don`t you find it a little odd the `roman catholic` church has existed as the voice of god, the damned romans crucified Christ, i`ve read the bible through and through, the false church is due for gods wrath.

    I wouldnt hold your breath mate  



     when christ returns as the lion, instead of the lamb, the first place he's attacking is the false church, i find it hard to believe you can get any more false as the people that crucified him.

    Roman Catholic is a contradiction in terms.

    I've read the bible, and nowhere did christ say "give people silly hats to wear and they shall be my voice on earth" in fact he said don't let that happen.


    Cmoooon, you're a Leonard Cohen fan...you're supposed to be a hippy who sees through all of this religious jargon, Catholic or otherwise. Peace, love, conserve water, and stay away from those sourdough burgers at Krystal, or WhiteCastle if you're up north.
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  • NecranNecran Member Posts: 309


    Originally posted by modjoe86

    Originally posted by Necran

    Originally posted by Razorback

    Originally posted by Necran
    Don`t you find it a little odd the `roman catholic` church has existed as the voice of god, the damned romans crucified Christ, i`ve read the bible through and through, the false church is due for gods wrath.

    I wouldnt hold your breath mate  



     when christ returns as the lion, instead of the lamb, the first place he's attacking is the false church, i find it hard to believe you can get any more false as the people that crucified him.

    Roman Catholic is a contradiction in terms.

    I've read the bible, and nowhere did christ say "give people silly hats to wear and they shall be my voice on earth" in fact he said don't let that happen.


    Cmoooon, you're a Leonard Cohen fan...you're supposed to be a hippy who sees through all of this religious jargon, Catholic or otherwise. Peace, love, conserve water, and stay away from those sourdough burgers at Krystal, or WhiteCastle if you're up north.


    I've had every faction of Jesus and Allah try and conscript me, i know my right from wrong, and i know when people try to bend reality

  • PyscoJuggaloPyscoJuggalo Member UncommonPosts: 1,114
    The only reason guys with Silly hats aint in the Bible is because the Greek Orthadox wrote it...

    Take your Gyros and shove it!


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  • NecranNecran Member Posts: 309


    Originally posted by PyscoJuggalo
    The only reason guys with Silly hats aint in the Bible is because the Greek Orthadox wrote it...

    Take your Gyros and shove it!




    just because i'm a christian doesnt mean i can't stand up for myself, i'll come down on you like a fucking shit hammer
  • NecranNecran Member Posts: 309

    I know my right from wrong, if people want to play games and call god whatever, i'm right there, destroying them, whether they be "catholics" or "muslims", i have serious problems with modern christians.

  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918


    Originally posted by Necran

    Originally posted by PyscoJuggalo
    The only reason guys with Silly hats aint in the Bible is because the Greek Orthadox wrote it...

    Take your Gyros and shove it!

    just because i'm a christian doesnt mean i can't stand up for myself, i'll come down on you like a fucking shit hammer

    Ephesians 5, "Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place..."

    On the next page, it says that you should not consume excessive amounts of alcohol, which leads to debauchery(paraphrased)

    I cuss every now and then, it's an old habbit that I developed as a football player...but I'm still trying to get better.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • PyscoJuggaloPyscoJuggalo Member UncommonPosts: 1,114


    Originally posted by Necran

    Originally posted by PyscoJuggalo
    The only reason guys with Silly hats aint in the Bible is because the Greek Orthadox wrote it...

    Take your Gyros and shove it!



    just because i'm a christian doesnt mean i can't stand up for myself, i'll come down on you like a fucking shit hammer



    I'm just saying your bible was written by the church you detest.  Where are Holy ROMAN emperors in the bible?  Where are patriarchs, ect...

    I perfer Gandhi's reflections on Christ:


    "If I had to face only the Sermon on the Mount and my own

    interpretation of it, I should not hesitate to say, ‘O yes, I am a Christian.'
    "

    And

    "
    It is a first class human tragedy that people of the earth who claim

    to believe in the message of Jesus, whom they describe as the Prince of Peace, show little

    of that belief in actual practice."

    Oh and

    "
    Do not flatter yourselves with the belief that a mere recital of that

    celebrated verse in St. John makes a man a Christian."


    Take that Lion bullcrap, that was probably added by some Roman official, and stick it where the sun don't shine!

    Oh BTW-  If Gandhi is going to hell, then I rather go with him then Benny Hinn...

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    --When you resubscribe to SWG, an 18 yearold Stripper finds Jesus, gives up stripping, and moves with a rolex reverend to Hawaii.
    --In MMORPG's l007 is the opiate of the masses.
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    --CCP could cut off an Eve player's fun bits, and that player would say that it was good CCP did that.

  • NecranNecran Member Posts: 309


    Originally posted by Draenor

    Originally posted by Necran

    Originally posted by PyscoJuggalo
    The only reason guys with Silly hats aint in the Bible is because the Greek Orthadox wrote it...

    Take your Gyros and shove it!

    just because i'm a christian doesnt mean i can't stand up for myself, i'll come down on you like a fucking shit hammer

    Ephesians 5, "Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place..."

    On the next page, it says that you should not consume excessive amounts of alcohol, which leads to debauchery(paraphrased)

    I cuss every now and then, it's an old habbit that I developed as a football player...but I'm still trying to get better.


    I'm quite drunk, just like Noah,  but God still loved him, your idea of god needs some abuse
  • NecranNecran Member Posts: 309
    Self righteousness is something that will send you right to hell, 

  • PyscoJuggaloPyscoJuggalo Member UncommonPosts: 1,114


    Originally posted by Necran
    Self righteousness is something that will send you right to hell, 



    Well, I'll make you some drinks when we get there

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    --When you resubscribe to SWG, an 18 yearold Stripper finds Jesus, gives up stripping, and moves with a rolex reverend to Hawaii.
    --In MMORPG's l007 is the opiate of the masses.
    --The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!
    --CCP could cut off an Eve player's fun bits, and that player would say that it was good CCP did that.

  • KuzzleKuzzle Member Posts: 1,058


    Originally posted by Draenor

    Originally posted by Necran

    Originally posted by PyscoJuggalo
    The only reason guys with Silly hats aint in the Bible is because the Greek Orthadox wrote it...

    Take your Gyros and shove it!

    just because i'm a christian doesnt mean i can't stand up for myself, i'll come down on you like a fucking shit hammer

    Ephesians 5, "Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place..."

    On the next page, it says that you should not consume excessive amounts of alcohol, which leads to debauchery(paraphrased)

    I cuss every now and then, it's an old habbit that I developed as a football player...but I'm still trying to get better.


       Words are words, dude. By no stretch of the imagination are some "bad", though some certainly mean bad things. In other words, it's not "getting better", because it's not a problem in the first place. Society is backwards as hell, man.
  • NecranNecran Member Posts: 309
    I was raised christian, never been babtized because my parents didnt want to force it upon me,
    since then i've learned about jews, and islam, if you want to tell me your right and everyone else is wrong i'm afraid i have to laugh



  • NecranNecran Member Posts: 309
    The vatican has 5 miles of books underground, and one of the worlds most powerful  telescopes, this is not made up. 

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