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I saw this fat guy today

He was running a hot dog stand.. I was waiting for a bus that was like an hour late and I was just watching him and I swear to god like every 15 minutes he would just make himself a hot dog.

it was funny shit lol

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  • GoluhGoluh Member Posts: 374
    whats wrong with enjoying food?

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  • IdesofMarchIdesofMarch Member Posts: 1,164
    Maybe a hot dog every 15 minutes is under his benefits plan.

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  • TamalanTamalan Member Posts: 1,117
    Nothing wrong with enjoying food, its when your food starts enjoying you thats the problem :)
  • AnagethAnageth Member Posts: 2,217


    Originally posted by Tamalan
    Nothing wrong with enjoying food, its when your food starts enjoying you thats the problem :)

    God I'm so writing that down, any other witty remarks which could come in handy?

    No longer visiting MMORPG.com.

  • TamalanTamalan Member Posts: 1,117


    Originally posted by Anageth

    Originally posted by Tamalan
    Nothing wrong with enjoying food, its when your food starts enjoying you thats the problem :)
    God I'm so writing that down, any other witty remarks which could come in handy?


    nah, I dont pre-prepare these gems... they are usually situational and instant

    Maybe im channeling Oscar Wilde today :)
  • HocheteHochete Member CommonPosts: 1,210


    Originally posted by identity51

    He was running


    At first glance I thought this thread would be about fat people running. :( i was so excited...


  • cornoffcobcornoffcob Member Posts: 860
    I saw this guy at Chilli's today and he had to sit on two seats...after my eyes stopped watering from laughing at him I almost felt sorry for the little fella...big fella...size-of-elephant-seal fella...

    I hope some day we can all put aside our racisms and prejudices and just laugh at people


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  • BababooeyBababooey Member Posts: 322


    Originally posted by cornoffcob
    I saw this guy at Chilli's today and he had to sit on two seats...after my eyes stopped watering from laughing at him I almost felt sorry for the little fella...big fella...size-of-elephant-seal fella...

    He had so many ripples of fat I bet Ripley wouldn't believe it.

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  • cornoffcobcornoffcob Member Posts: 860
    lol actully he wasn't that ripply he just was really really square shapped...kinda reminded me of the front of an on coming bus

    I hope some day we can all put aside our racisms and prejudices and just laugh at people


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  • XeximaXexima Member UncommonPosts: 2,698


    Originally posted by cornoffcob
    I saw this guy at Chilli's today and he had to sit on two seats...after my eyes stopped watering from laughing at him I almost felt sorry for the little fella...big fella...size-of-elephant-seal fella...

    Haha! yeah, I couldn't keep the image of him rolling down a mountain out of my head.  I was lmao the entire time

    To let him out of chilis they had to go and unlock the other door so he could fit
  • HojokoHojoko Member Posts: 30

    Haha, Thats great. Overweight people is an epidemic you know.

     ~Hojoko

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  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918


    Originally posted by Hojoko

    Haha, Thats great. Overweight people is an epidemic you know.
     ~Hojoko


    Thinking of being fat as a disease is even more of an epidemic...it's the only disease that you can cure by running.......

    it's like alcoholism, the only disease that you can get yelled at for having :) (R.I.P Mitch)

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • SmurfMagicSmurfMagic Member Posts: 664
    im fat and if i ran a hot dog stand I would probably eat them all before I sold any.



  • ArckenArcken Member Posts: 2,431

    Heh, getting fat is far easier than you know. Once you get into your late 20s and your childhood metabolism is gone, all the crap that companies put in food finally starts to catch up with you. I weighed no more than 150 lbs when I was in high school for example, but at about 26 I started gaining weight like mad, even though i didnt change my diet. I went from 150 to just shy of 230 in about 2 years. Now in order to keep it off, I have to watch what I eat, which means skipping things everyone else at the table is enjoying, I gotta drag my lazy butt outside and run a mile a day, then on top of that, I gotta drink water all the time, and I hate it. You kids atm should probably be prepared for how easy it is to become the people you are sitting here making fun of.

    Is it their fault for letting it get that far along? Indeed. However you have to understand whats drives that person to eat so much. A lot of times youd find out it has a deep psychological basis.

    P.S. after seeing Draenors MJ picture with ET, I laughed so hard Im pretty sure I burned enough calories to skip my run tommorow morning. ;)

  • ray12kray12k Member UncommonPosts: 487


    Originally posted by identity51

    He was running a hot dog stand.. I was waiting for a bus that was like an hour late and I was just watching him and I swear to god like every 15 minutes he would just make himself a hot dog.
    it was funny shit lol


    So that fat guy was you?
  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918


    Originally posted by Arcken



    P.S. after seeing Draenors MJ picture with ET, I laughed so hard Im pretty sure I burned enough calories to skip my run tommorow morning. ;)


    glad somebody was able to actually read the tiny tiny print...I need to make it bigger :)

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • NobleLegionNobleLegion Member Posts: 38
    theres this fat @$$ lady at my school shes is so fat that she has trouble getting threw the front door
  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918
    yes, but I bet that she is able to spell the word "through" correctly.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • NobleLegionNobleLegion Member Posts: 38


    Originally posted by Draenor
    yes, but I bet that she is able to spell the word "through" correctly.

    she was really fat but i saw someone fatter your mom everytime i look at the sky i see her
  • ArckenArcken Member Posts: 2,431


    Originally posted by NobleLegion

    Originally posted by Draenor
    yes, but I bet that she is able to spell the word "through" correctly.
    she was really fat but i saw someone fatter your mom everytime i look at the sky i see her

    Im going to lean under my desk and tell your mom you said something so rude.
  • ConverseSCConverseSC Member Posts: 572


    Originally posted by Tamalan
    Nothing wrong with enjoying food, its when your food starts enjoying you thats the problem :)

    What the hell does this even mean?
  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918


    Originally posted by NobleLegion

    Originally posted by Draenor
    yes, but I bet that she is able to spell the word "through" correctly.


    she was really fat but i saw someone fatter your mom everytime i look at the sky i see her



    You just lost at the internet


    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • XeximaXexima Member UncommonPosts: 2,698


    Originally posted by NobleLegion

    Originally posted by Draenor
    yes, but I bet that she is able to spell the word "through" correctly.
    she was really fat but i saw someone fatter your mom everytime i look at the sky i see her

    I'm going to find you, tie you up, then force you to watch me rape your dog.
  • patheospatheos Member Posts: 1,148


    Originally posted by Hohbein

    Originally posted by identity51

    He was running

    At first glance I thought this thread would be about fat people running. :( i was so excited...




    qft

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  • TamalanTamalan Member Posts: 1,117


    Originally posted by ConverseSC

    Originally posted by Tamalan
    Nothing wrong with enjoying food, its when your food starts enjoying you thats the problem :)
    What the hell does this even mean?


    Its called a 'play on words'

    You eat too much, you get fat (just with added 'pun'), explaining it really does spoil the fun, other people seemed to get it just fine :)

    Why is it always americans you have to explain this stuff to?



    ok calm down, im just kidding...

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