Originally posted by Tamalan Originally posted by ConverseSC Originally posted by Tamalan Nothing wrong with enjoying food, its when your food starts enjoying you thats the problem
What the hell does this even mean?
Its called a 'play on words'
You eat too much, you get fat (just with added 'pun'), explaining it really does spoil the fun, other people seemed to get it just fine
Why is it always americans you have to explain this stuff to?
ok calm down, im just kidding...
Hmm now in all fairness, I took it as a pun like for example some people love alligator meat, but sometimes an alligator enjoys some human meat. Hmm now in all fairness, I took it as a pun like for example some people love alligator meat, but sometimes an alligator enjoys some human meat.
Dont hate on Americans because you put an ambiguous joke out there. :P
Originally posted by identity51 He was running a hot dog stand.. I was waiting for a bus that was like an hour late and I was just watching him and I swear to god like every 15 minutes he would just make himself a hot dog. it was funny shit lol
ya thats a problem considering he probable sleeps, shits, and lives their because he hasn't seen his feet, none the less moved them in a couple of year probable......
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.
It's frightening how many people become morbidly obese. Sure, corporations make it easier with large portions, added sugar, advertising, and unhealthy fast (McDonalds) food being cheap compared to relatively healthier food such as vegetable-packed Chinese takeout or the new fast food trend of salads that run $5 and still have huge packets of fat-filled dressing.
What's scarier is how people let themselves get that way. I could probably stand to lose a few pounds, but it's nothing compared to how I used to be. At six foot tall, I reached 250 pounds, was disgusted with myself, and did something about it. I've since lost a lot of fat weight and have more muscle than I did when I was so fat. How? Take the stairs instead of the elevator, and walk across campus instead of drive. That, and replace much of the soda I drank with tea and water. Of course, I'm also reasonable about my portions. Nothing triggers my dark humor sense like a fat guy ordering a Big Mac, super sized, two apple pies, and makes sure that drink is a DIET coke.
I've met people whose weight is a legitimate medical condition, underfunctioning thyroid glands and such. They actively try to keep it from becoming more of a problem than it is. Yet, I see people shorter than I am, weighing over four hundred pounds, and it's obvious when they complain that a super-sized Big Mac meal isn't enough.
I'd have more pity on the fat if they didn't choose that path happily munching super size bags of Doritos and eating that third piece of cake. That third, quarter-cake-sized piece of cake. With chocolate syrup poured on top.
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I'm going to find you, tie you up, then force you to watch me rape your dog.
Xex....you have got a ton more weird in the past little bit....oh and congratulations out got my 1000th post.
Its called a 'play on words'
You eat too much, you get fat (just with added 'pun'), explaining it really does spoil the fun, other people seemed to get it just fine
Why is it always americans you have to explain this stuff to?
ok calm down, im just kidding...
Hmm now in all fairness, I took it as a pun like for example some people love alligator meat, but sometimes an alligator enjoys some human meat.
Hmm now in all fairness, I took it as a pun like for example some people love alligator meat, but sometimes an alligator enjoys some human meat.
Dont hate on Americans because you put an ambiguous joke out there. :P
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you''re one of the 2% who hasn''t, copy & paste this in your signature.
What's scarier is how people let themselves get that way. I could probably stand to lose a few pounds, but it's nothing compared to how I used to be. At six foot tall, I reached 250 pounds, was disgusted with myself, and did something about it. I've since lost a lot of fat weight and have more muscle than I did when I was so fat. How? Take the stairs instead of the elevator, and walk across campus instead of drive. That, and replace much of the soda I drank with tea and water. Of course, I'm also reasonable about my portions. Nothing triggers my dark humor sense like a fat guy ordering a Big Mac, super sized, two apple pies, and makes sure that drink is a DIET coke.
I've met people whose weight is a legitimate medical condition, underfunctioning thyroid glands and such. They actively try to keep it from becoming more of a problem than it is. Yet, I see people shorter than I am, weighing over four hundred pounds, and it's obvious when they complain that a super-sized Big Mac meal isn't enough.
I'd have more pity on the fat if they didn't choose that path happily munching super size bags of Doritos and eating that third piece of cake. That third, quarter-cake-sized piece of cake. With chocolate syrup poured on top.