The Top Five Vanguard Haters

Deathstrike2 · April 2007

Strange... It seems to me that Brad himself made a few posts about the bugs and performance issues with the game. I guess that makes him a Vanguard Hater as well?

danbala · April 2007

Originally posted by nakuma

no offense dude im not troll, the mere fact your here doing what your doing shows your a troll. so troll away, im glad i could make your thread. its obvious your out to incite trouble. so keep posting dude, keep talking smack. your only making trouble for yourself.

I understand that its hard to distinguish this thread from the "intelligent" Vanguard discussion happening on the other 999 "I hate Vanguard threads." I apologize for offending you by drawing you into this one.

Zorvan · April 2007

Originally posted by Deathstrike2

Strange... It seems to me that Brad himself made a few posts about the bugs and performance issues with the game. I guess that makes him a Vanguard Hater as well?

A game so bad, even it's father hates it!

danbala · April 2007

Originally posted by thedge

Although I find your post mildly entertaining, I find you could use a dose of reality. VG had its chance but is fading fast, it was released way too early and still has too many bugs and performance issues. It is a shame because I love the game concept and vision, but I don't think they will ever gain what they lost with a horrible release.
It is a sinking ship whether you see it that way or not. But I am sure you will be paddling around in a life raft soon still in denial saying its just the haters that is the problem and everything is just fine.

Thanks for setting me straight.

nakuma · April 2007

id say everyone not post this thread anymore. its obvious that VSOH was buggy, released way to early so they could earn profit for that $30+ million and 5 years they invested, and mismanaged on this game. and now its biting them on the ass. and danbala is mad that he has no one to play with so hes taking it out on this forum here in form of a elaborately worded post, and not to mention trying to push people say poop, fart, and pee pee like a true school kid he's trying to prove he's not. there i said it u happy? go giggle in a corner and touch yourself.

its all good with me im actually gettting entertainment from his post, and responses. shows that some people will continously believe a ship is not sinking yet they are wading chest deep in ocean water. have fun danbala kudos to the grand post here. you have just managed to have everyone think your a complete tool. good job if that was your whole plan alonh.

thedge · April 2007

Originally posted by danbala
Originally posted by thedge Although I find your post mildly entertaining, I find you could use a dose of reality. VG had its chance but is fading fast, it was released way too early and still has too many bugs and performance issues. It is a shame because I love the game concept and vision, but I don't think they will ever gain what they lost with a horrible release.
It is a sinking ship whether you see it that way or not. But I am sure you will be paddling around in a life raft soon still in denial saying its just the haters that is the problem and everything is just fine.

Thanks for setting me straight.

Enjoy your life raft!

Lordcrapalot · April 2007

OP your sarcasm is almost overwhelming, and the same is the irony of it all as we are playing right into your little sick game.

danbala · April 2007

Originally posted by Inf666

Originally posted by harrisond

lol, mr 2 you need open your fuckin eyes, the overall quality of VSOH is shit, after month of this borefest i went back to WOW, then closed lotr beta to open, in closed lotr was above and beyond what VSOH will be in the next year...haha so you bout you keep tryin to reassure yourself that this is a good game.

Don't worry. Denial is the start on the road to true enlightement. Soon he will see the world for what it is and then even he will become a teacher to prevent others from straying blind into their own doom that is vanguard.

You are the Lao Tsu of Vanguard Haters.

Rabidwardog · April 2007

I guess I would be counted as a vengeance seeker. Why? They took my 50 bucks for a game that didn't even work then made me waste countless hours becuase they kept giving me suggestions why the problem is with my computer and not on there end (despite the fact other games like Lotr,Wow and PSU worked just fine).

Zarthaine · April 2007

6. The "Associate" - This player can "associate" with Brad's vision, they will often speak of Brad as if they just had lunch together at the usual place and how they know deep down inside how much all of this is really hurting Brad much more than us outsiders could ever even begin to imagine.

7. The "Spinner" - Far more evil than the associate, this player will spin all the blame on anything but the game. You need a better system, they needed more time, they needed more money, MS hosed them over, SoE is cruel, people expect to much from a game.

8. The "Exorcist" - I command thee to return to WoW (or any other game). This player will explain to you how the holy order of the game does not need subscriptions that cannot fully appreciate the game. In the same breath they will explain how the game lacks the funds to do everything they promised. They often play classes that can summon items and believe in their hearts that the game will continue to develop even without a subscriber base.

9. The "Magician" - Their able to get 50fps on a 5 year old system that is running Windows 3.11. They never have CTD's or bugs that effect them in the game. They will then explain to you how when they played (insert any 5 year old game) they had nothing but bugs and lag in an attempt to demonstrate how far superior this game runs.

10. The "Soothsayer" - Looks beyond the present into the future where VG will run perfect. Usually far into the future amounts to 6 months plus whatever month we are in now. Many of the gain their visions by playing "Annie" show tunes and will burst out in chorus of "Tomorrow, tomorrow, there's always tomorrow, were only a patch away".

danbala · April 2007

Originally posted by Rabidwardog

I guess I would be counted as a vengeance seeker. Why? They took my 50 bucks for a game that didn't even work then made me waste countless hours becuase they kept giving me suggestions why the problem is with my computer and not on there end (despite the fact other games like Lotr,Wow and PSU worked just fine).

That sounds like a fair self appraisal. But don't eliminate too quickly the possibility that you might also fall into category #2. Most people that hate a game tend to move on. Coming back here and posting suggests an additional motivation.

danbala · April 2007

Originally posted by Zarthaine

6. The "Associate" - This player can "associate" with Brad's vision, they will often speak of Brad as if they just had lunch together at the usual place and how they know deep down inside how much all of this is really hurting Brad much more than us outsiders could ever even begin to imagine.

7. The "Spinner" - Far more evil than the associate, this player will spin all the blame on anything but the game. You need a better system, they needed more time, they needed more money, MS hosed them over, SoE is cruel, people expect to much from a game.

8. The "Exorcist" - I command thee to return to WoW (or any other game). This player will explain to you how the holy order of the game does not need subscriptions that cannot fully appreciate the game. In the same breath they will explain how the game lacks the funds to do everything they promised. They often play classes that can summon items and believe in their hearts that the game will continue to develop even without a subscriber base.

9. The "Magician" - Their able to get 50fps on a 5 year old system that is running Windows 3.11. They never have CTD's or bugs that effect them in the game. They will then explain to you how when they played (insert any 5 year old game) they had nothing but bugs and lag in an attempt to demonstrate how far superior this game runs.

10. The "Soothsayer" - Looks beyond the present into the future where VG will run perfect. Usually far into the future amounts to 6 months plus whatever month we are in now. Many of the gain their visions by playing "Annie" show tunes and will burst out in chorus of "Tomorrow, tomorrow, there's always tomorrow, were only a patch away".

Those guys sound like a bunch of a**holes!

Orphes · April 2007

Meh, I thougth you got names.

How's this for drama?

Rabidwardog · April 2007

There is no additional motivateion but simple vegeance actually. They took my money and wasted my time and there for I took a few extra minutes of my time to tell my story.

Vrika · April 2007

Originally posted by danbala

3. The Underworked: These are the folks that don’t have enough to do at work and come here to read something fun. Drama and strife is fun for these people. When they were younger they would have spent this time killing ants or picking on their younger sister. Now that they are in the work force, this is their only outlet for casual sadism...

(yes, indeed, I'm type #3 ).

So as you are type 3, that means you aren't complaining of those who complain because you'd think they would be wrong. Indeed, you may very well agree with them that the game sucks. But you aren't revealing it here, because you think it's fun to complain for no reason, and you use arguing with people as your only outlet for casual sadism.

danbala · April 2007

Originally posted by Orphes

Meh, I thougth you got names.

How's this for drama?

Most of my favorite haters have shied away from this thread, sadly. They are usually "angry" enough to post on any Vanguard hater thread. But something about this one seems to scare them off.

( I hope I didn't come across as sarcastic or something).

grinreaper · April 2007

I must give some credit to many of the bitter VG haters for not responding to this sweet piece of troll bait.

danbala · April 2007

Originally posted by grinreaper

I must give some credit to many of the bitter VG haters for not responding to this sweet piece of troll bait.

Are you suggesting they are scared? I don't think its wise to call these guys chickens. They might come on here and flame you!

Kyleran · April 2007

Originally posted by grinreaper

I must give some credit to many of the bitter VG haters for not responding to this sweet piece of troll bait.

They're all busy out back setting fire to their VG's CD's and boxes....they'll be right back....

markyturnip · April 2007

I post because I feel curiously compelled.

Actually, I post because I am a game addict, and like discussing my addiction with fellow addicts.

VG was a bad batch, and everyone loves discussing the time they bought that bad batch.

Zarthaine · April 2007

Originally posted by danbala

Originally posted by Zarthaine

6. The "Associate" - This player can "associate" with Brad's vision, they will often speak of Brad as if they just had lunch together at the usual place and how they know deep down inside how much all of this is really hurting Brad much more than us outsiders could ever even begin to imagine.

7. The "Spinner" - Far more evil than the associate, this player will spin all the blame on anything but the game. You need a better system, they needed more time, they needed more money, MS hosed them over, SoE is cruel, people expect to much from a game.

8. The "Exorcist" - I command thee to return to WoW (or any other game). This player will explain to you how the holy order of the game does not need subscriptions that cannot fully appreciate the game. In the same breath they will explain how the game lacks the funds to do everything they promised. They often play classes that can summon items and believe in their hearts that the game will continue to develop even without a subscriber base.

9. The "Magician" - Their able to get 50fps on a 5 year old system that is running Windows 3.11. They never have CTD's or bugs that effect them in the game. They will then explain to you how when they played (insert any 5 year old game) they had nothing but bugs and lag in an attempt to demonstrate how far superior this game runs.

10. The "Soothsayer" - Looks beyond the present into the future where VG will run perfect. Usually far into the future amounts to 6 months plus whatever month we are in now. Many of the gain their visions by playing "Annie" show tunes and will burst out in chorus of "Tomorrow, tomorrow, there's always tomorrow, were only a patch away".

Those guys sound like a bunch of a**holes!

Well, I can understand people that have left he game coming here to vent while their in transition to another game, I can't understand however "Vanbois" with hundreds if not thousands of posts defending something they swear is not broken. Seems to me that the game would speak for itself almost like the 650,000 people playing the LoTR beta.

Do I play LoTR, not really, I tend to play VG and EQ. Does that mean that I can defend all the bugs and glitches because it's fun when it works? No, I don't think so. It reminds me of when a food product is recalled. People don't defend it because it tased good, even though it made them sick. People don't ask you if you checked on the web before you bought that jar of peanut butter because you assumed it would be good. Well, I guess I did as many did here, I trusted that 35+ Million and 5+ years of development by an experienced team would result in a fairly well designed product.

BadSpock · April 2007

Originally posted by fulmanfu

what a great post, im going to have to add to that well thought out, unbiased post

6. The Realists- those that realize 'implemented soon' and 'fixed in upcoming patch' is never going to happen
7. The Dissapointed- those that followed the game for years, believing all the hype only to be kicked in the nuts with reality
8. The Casual- The people who play to...have fun? game just isn't.
9. The Consumer (you know, those crazies that want a playable game when they pay for it)
10.The Vast Majority. noones playing for a reason man.

mwahahahahahahah i love it. thank you Fulmanfu. you only forgot one thing..

"Top 5 Vanguard Haters-

1. heerobya

2. heerobya

3. heerobya

4. heerobya

5. heerobya"

Markaj · April 2007

Well, at least such posts as OPs can be slightly amusing. I can't say the same for deceptive posts from deployed viral operatives.

Anyways, running back to LOTRO, even posting a line in this game's forum is boring.

Orphes · April 2007

Originally posted by Markaj

Anyways, running back to LOTRO, even posting a line in this game's forum is boring.

Hahaha

Yet the last three pages of you post history is posts in this forum, didn't check futher. You know if you dont like something don't force yourself doing it, you'll just end up hating it.

Hope you play LOTR because it is not boring to you. And if you do stop in time.

Markaj · April 2007

Originally posted by Orphes

Originally posted by Markaj

Anyways, running back to LOTRO, even posting a line in this game's forum is boring.

Hahaha

Yet the last three pages of you post history is posts in this forum, didn't check futher. You know if you dont like something don't force yourself doing it, you'll just end up hating it.

Hope you play LOTR because it is not boring to you. And if you do stop in time.

Oh, I will check back every now and then. Somebody has to keep an eye out to Vanbois and virals spreading rosy bs about the game.

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