Top 10 methods of group members unceremoniously leaving your party:
10) By saying absolutely nothing and killing the process, they fake LD.
9) By saying they have a "family emergency".
8) The ever dreaded "My mom is making me get off the computer and go to bed." :P
7) "I have to go now, my giraffe is on fire."
6) "Ummm yeah, I think it's about to rain here... I should turn off my computer..."
5) "Crap!!!! I forgot about the hot pockets in the toaster oven and the fire alarm is going off..."
4) The group is camping a Mob that drops an uber item. Everyone takes a turn to get the item. He is the first one to get his, then leaves and says "screw you guys, I got it! Do it yourself!" The worst part about it is that you are all spellcasters and he was your tank.
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33.333333333333336% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
Top 10 methods of group members unceremoniously leaving your party:
10) By saying absolutely nothing and killing the process, they fake LD.
9) By saying they have a "family emergency".
8) The ever dreaded "My mom is making me get off the computer and go to bed." :P
7) "I have to go now, my giraffe is on fire."
6) "Ummm yeah, I think it's about to rain here... I should turn off my computer..."
5) "Crap!!!! I forgot about the hot pockets in the toaster oven and the fire alarm is going off..."
4) The group is camping a Mob that drops an uber item. Everyone takes a turn to get the item. He is the first one to get his, then leaves and says "screw you guys, I got it! Do it yourself!" The worst part about it is that you are all spellcasters and he was your tank.
Top 10 methods of group members unceremoniously leaving your party:
10) By saying absolutely nothing and killing the process, they fake LD.
9) By saying they have a "family emergency".
8) The ever dreaded "My mom is making me get off the computer and go to bed." :P
7) "I have to go now, my giraffe is on fire."
6) "Ummm yeah, I think it's about to rain here... I should turn off my computer..."
5) "Crap!!!! I forgot about the hot pockets in the toaster oven and the fire alarm is going off..."
4) The group is camping a Mob that drops an uber item. Everyone takes a turn to get the item. He is the first one to get his, then leaves and says "screw you guys, I got it! Do it yourself!" The worst part about it is that you are all spellcasters and he was your tank.
3) "I'm bored."
2) /point "Hey guys, look over there!" /quit
NVidia - The way it is meant to be played
ATI - The way it really plays, if it's working....
Top 10 methods of group members unceremoniously leaving your party:
10) By saying absolutely nothing and killing the process, they fake LD.
9) By saying they have a "family emergency".
8) The ever dreaded "My mom is making me get off the computer and go to bed." :P
7) "I have to go now, my giraffe is on fire."
6) "Ummm yeah, I think it's about to rain here... I should turn off my computer..."
5) "Crap!!!! I forgot about the hot pockets in the toaster oven and the fire alarm is going off..."
4) The group is camping a Mob that drops an uber item. Everyone takes a turn to get the item. He is the first one to get his, then leaves and says "screw you guys, I got it! Do it yourself!" The worst part about it is that you are all spellcasters and he was your tank.
3) "I'm bored."
2) /point "Hey guys, look over there!" /quit
1) "Ahhh...crap I'm falling asleep at the computer! Later!" - Healer of the group
Top 10 things people say after pissing off a dev.
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
9) "Exploiting a bug in the game is not cheating, you should have fixed the bug in beta!"
Richard J. Cox "There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
9) "Exploiting a bug in the game is not cheating, you should have fixed the bug in beta!"
8) "No, no no no. I specifically heard you say 'Using bots is encouraged!' "
7) "I didn't steal this account, the old owner GAVE it to me, I swear!"
Richard J. Cox "There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
9) "Exploiting a bug in the game is not cheating, you should have fixed the bug in beta!"
8) "No, no no no. I specifically heard you say 'Using bots is encouraged!' "
7) "I didn't steal this account, the old owner GAVE it to me, I swear!"
6) "I just wanted you to be aware of the issue and fix it unlike Sony Entertainment"
5) "There's a Code of Conduct. What the F*** is the Code of Conduct and where in the F*** is it listed?"
4) "How was I to know that putting item A in bag B and trading it to another person while emoting /bow 50 times and simultaneously quitting in order to duplicate item A was not an intended feature of the game?"
Richard J. Cox "There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
9) "Exploiting a bug in the game is not cheating, you should have fixed the bug in beta!"
8) "No, no no no. I specifically heard you say 'Using bots is encouraged!' "
7) "I didn't steal this account, the old owner GAVE it to me, I swear!"
6) "I just wanted you to be aware of the issue and fix it unlike Sony Entertainment"
5) "There's a Code of Conduct. What the F*** is the Code of Conduct and where in the F*** is it listed?"
4) "How was I to know that putting item A in bag B and trading it to another person while emoting /bow 50 times and simultaneously quitting in order to duplicate item A was not an intended feature of the game?"
3) "What do you mean i'm banned... Oh yeah, well i had sex with your Dev team!"
NVidia - The way it is meant to be played
ATI - The way it really plays, if it's working....
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
9) "Exploiting a bug in the game is not cheating, you should have fixed the bug in beta!"
8) "No, no no no. I specifically heard you say 'Using bots is encouraged!' "
7) "I didn't steal this account, the old owner GAVE it to me, I swear!"
6) "I just wanted you to be aware of the issue and fix it unlike Sony Entertainment"
5) "There's a Code of Conduct. What the F*** is the Code of Conduct and where in the F*** is it listed?"
4) "How was I to know that putting item A in bag B and trading it to another person while emoting /bow 50 times and simultaneously quitting in order to duplicate item A was not an intended feature of the game?"
3) "What do you mean i'm banned... Oh yeah, well i had sex with your Dev team!"
2) Where was it in the CoC that said I couldn't train 30 mobs down a dungeon to get back outside and killed 2 teams while doing so listed? I swears I didn't mean it masta.
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
9) "Exploiting a bug in the game is not cheating, you should have fixed the bug in beta!"
8) "No, no no no. I specifically heard you say 'Using bots is encouraged!' "
7) "I didn't steal this account, the old owner GAVE it to me, I swear!"
6) "I just wanted you to be aware of the issue and fix it unlike Sony Entertainment"
5) "There's a Code of Conduct. What the F*** is the Code of Conduct and where in the F*** is it listed?"
4) "How was I to know that putting item A in bag B and trading it to another person while emoting /bow 50 times and simultaneously quitting in order to duplicate item A was not an intended feature of the game?"
3) "What do you mean i'm banned... Oh yeah, well i had sex with your Dev team!"
2) Where was it in the CoC that said I couldn't train 30 mobs down a dungeon to get back outside and killed 2 teams while doing so listed? I swears I didn't mean it masta.
1) ban me if you want! MORE WILL COME! I am sparatacus, and i will start a rebellion against your COMMUNISTIC WAYS!..oh wait, you're in china, HA! MY MONEY FUNDS YOUR FAMALIES FOOD, WITHOUT ME YOU ARE TRASH YOU DAMN MOD! go to hell!
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LOL Chronic. Knew you were joking, but maybe not a good idea . I knew a guy who lost a dad at the pentagon on 9/11. I know we shouldn't take life to seriously all the time, but you still got to be careful . Like I said, I knew you were joking. From the other posts to your top 10, they were too.
Someone start up a good top 10. I can't think of one right now.
"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action." Hartley's 1st Law
I looked through this thread and hadn't seen this one yet, but then again I'm going on only a couple of hours of sleep. Couldn't think of a better one at this moment and time.
TOP 10 REASONS YOU KNOW YOU JUST PICKED A BATTLE WITH TOO HIGH A LEVEL MOB FOR YOUR PARTY, DOH!:
10) You watch all the members of your party's hp go to 0 before you can draw your sword.
"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action." Hartley's 1st Law
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Top 10 methods of group members unceremoniously leaving your party:
10) By saying absolutely nothing and killing the process, they fake LD.
9) By saying they have a "family emergency".
8) The ever dreaded "My mom is making me get off the computer and go to bed." :P
7) "I have to go now, my giraffe is on fire."
6) "Ummm yeah, I think it's about to rain here... I should turn off my computer..."
5) "Crap!!!! I forgot about the hot pockets in the toaster oven and the fire alarm is going off..."
"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action." Hartley's 1st Law
Top 10 methods of group members unceremoniously leaving your party:
10) By saying absolutely nothing and killing the process, they fake LD.
9) By saying they have a "family emergency".
8) The ever dreaded "My mom is making me get off the computer and go to bed." :P
7) "I have to go now, my giraffe is on fire."
6) "Ummm yeah, I think it's about to rain here... I should turn off my computer..."
5) "Crap!!!! I forgot about the hot pockets in the toaster oven and the fire alarm is going off..."
4) The group is camping a Mob that drops an uber item. Everyone takes a turn to get the item. He is the first one to get his, then leaves and says "screw you guys, I got it! Do it yourself!" The worst part about it is that you are all spellcasters and he was your tank.
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33.333333333333336% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
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Top 10 methods of group members unceremoniously leaving your party:
10) By saying absolutely nothing and killing the process, they fake LD.
9) By saying they have a "family emergency".
8) The ever dreaded "My mom is making me get off the computer and go to bed." :P
7) "I have to go now, my giraffe is on fire."
6) "Ummm yeah, I think it's about to rain here... I should turn off my computer..."
5) "Crap!!!! I forgot about the hot pockets in the toaster oven and the fire alarm is going off..."
4) The group is camping a Mob that drops an uber item. Everyone takes a turn to get the item. He is the first one to get his, then leaves and says "screw you guys, I got it! Do it yourself!" The worst part about it is that you are all spellcasters and he was your tank.
3) "I'm bored."
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Top 10 methods of group members unceremoniously leaving your party:
10) By saying absolutely nothing and killing the process, they fake LD.
9) By saying they have a "family emergency".
8) The ever dreaded "My mom is making me get off the computer and go to bed." :P
7) "I have to go now, my giraffe is on fire."
6) "Ummm yeah, I think it's about to rain here... I should turn off my computer..."
5) "Crap!!!! I forgot about the hot pockets in the toaster oven and the fire alarm is going off..."
4) The group is camping a Mob that drops an uber item. Everyone takes a turn to get the item. He is the first one to get his, then leaves and says "screw you guys, I got it! Do it yourself!" The worst part about it is that you are all spellcasters and he was your tank.
3) "I'm bored."
2) /point "Hey guys, look over there!" /quit
NVidia - The way it is meant to be played
ATI - The way it really plays, if it's working....
Top 10 methods of group members unceremoniously leaving your party:
10) By saying absolutely nothing and killing the process, they fake LD.
9) By saying they have a "family emergency".
8) The ever dreaded "My mom is making me get off the computer and go to bed." :P
7) "I have to go now, my giraffe is on fire."
6) "Ummm yeah, I think it's about to rain here... I should turn off my computer..."
5) "Crap!!!! I forgot about the hot pockets in the toaster oven and the fire alarm is going off..."
4) The group is camping a Mob that drops an uber item. Everyone takes a turn to get the item. He is the first one to get his, then leaves and says "screw you guys, I got it! Do it yourself!" The worst part about it is that you are all spellcasters and he was your tank.
3) "I'm bored."
2) /point "Hey guys, look over there!" /quit
1) "Ahhh...crap I'm falling asleep at the computer! Later!" - Healer of the group
Top 10 things people say after pissing off a dev.
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
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Top 10 things people say after pissing off a dev.
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
9) "Exploiting a bug in the game is not cheating, you should have fixed the bug in beta!"
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
Top 10 things people say after pissing off a dev.
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
9) "Exploiting a bug in the game is not cheating, you should have fixed the bug in beta!"
8) "No, no no no. I specifically heard you say 'Using bots is encouraged!' "
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Top 10 things people say after pissing off a dev.
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
9) "Exploiting a bug in the game is not cheating, you should have fixed the bug in beta!"
8) "No, no no no. I specifically heard you say 'Using bots is encouraged!' "
7) "I didn't steal this account, the old owner GAVE it to me, I swear!"
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
Top 10 things people say after pissing off a dev.
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
9) "Exploiting a bug in the game is not cheating, you should have fixed the bug in beta!"
8) "No, no no no. I specifically heard you say 'Using bots is encouraged!' "
7) "I didn't steal this account, the old owner GAVE it to me, I swear!"
6) "I just wanted you to be aware of the issue and fix it unlike Sony Entertainment"
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Top 10 things people say after pissing off a dev.
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
9) "Exploiting a bug in the game is not cheating, you should have fixed the bug in beta!"
8) "No, no no no. I specifically heard you say 'Using bots is encouraged!' "
7) "I didn't steal this account, the old owner GAVE it to me, I swear!"
6) "I just wanted you to be aware of the issue and fix it unlike Sony Entertainment"
5) "There's a Code of Conduct. What the F*** is the Code of Conduct and where in the F*** is it listed?"
"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action." Hartley's 1st Law
Top 10 things people say after pissing off a dev.
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
9) "Exploiting a bug in the game is not cheating, you should have fixed the bug in beta!"
8) "No, no no no. I specifically heard you say 'Using bots is encouraged!' "
7) "I didn't steal this account, the old owner GAVE it to me, I swear!"
6) "I just wanted you to be aware of the issue and fix it unlike Sony Entertainment"
5) "There's a Code of Conduct. What the F*** is the Code of Conduct and where in the F*** is it listed?"
4) "How was I to know that putting item A in bag B and trading it to another person while emoting /bow 50 times and simultaneously quitting in order to duplicate item A was not an intended feature of the game?"
Richard J. Cox
"There were much of the beautiful, much of the wanton, much of the bizarre, something of the terrible, and not a little of that which might have excited disgust."
Top 10 things people say after pissing off a dev.
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
9) "Exploiting a bug in the game is not cheating, you should have fixed the bug in beta!"
8) "No, no no no. I specifically heard you say 'Using bots is encouraged!' "
7) "I didn't steal this account, the old owner GAVE it to me, I swear!"
6) "I just wanted you to be aware of the issue and fix it unlike Sony Entertainment"
5) "There's a Code of Conduct. What the F*** is the Code of Conduct and where in the F*** is it listed?"
4) "How was I to know that putting item A in bag B and trading it to another person while emoting /bow 50 times and simultaneously quitting in order to duplicate item A was not an intended feature of the game?"
3) "What do you mean i'm banned... Oh yeah, well i had sex with your Dev team!"
NVidia - The way it is meant to be played
ATI - The way it really plays, if it's working....
Top 10 things people say after pissing off a dev.
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
9) "Exploiting a bug in the game is not cheating, you should have fixed the bug in beta!"
8) "No, no no no. I specifically heard you say 'Using bots is encouraged!' "
7) "I didn't steal this account, the old owner GAVE it to me, I swear!"
6) "I just wanted you to be aware of the issue and fix it unlike Sony Entertainment"
5) "There's a Code of Conduct. What the F*** is the Code of Conduct and where in the F*** is it listed?"
4) "How was I to know that putting item A in bag B and trading it to another person while emoting /bow 50 times and simultaneously quitting in order to duplicate item A was not an intended feature of the game?"
3) "What do you mean i'm banned... Oh yeah, well i had sex with your Dev team!"
2) Where was it in the CoC that said I couldn't train 30 mobs down a dungeon to get back outside and killed 2 teams while doing so listed? I swears I didn't mean it masta.
AO, DAOC, AC, AC II
Top 10 things people say after pissing off a dev.
10) "I didn't know that program was against the rules."
9) "Exploiting a bug in the game is not cheating, you should have fixed the bug in beta!"
8) "No, no no no. I specifically heard you say 'Using bots is encouraged!' "
7) "I didn't steal this account, the old owner GAVE it to me, I swear!"
6) "I just wanted you to be aware of the issue and fix it unlike Sony Entertainment"
5) "There's a Code of Conduct. What the F*** is the Code of Conduct and where in the F*** is it listed?"
4) "How was I to know that putting item A in bag B and trading it to another person while emoting /bow 50 times and simultaneously quitting in order to duplicate item A was not an intended feature of the game?"
3) "What do you mean i'm banned... Oh yeah, well i had sex with your Dev team!"
2) Where was it in the CoC that said I couldn't train 30 mobs down a dungeon to get back outside and killed 2 teams while doing so listed? I swears I didn't mean it masta.
1) ban me if you want! MORE WILL COME! I am sparatacus, and i will start a rebellion against your COMMUNISTIC WAYS!..oh wait, you're in china, HA! MY MONEY FUNDS YOUR FAMALIES FOOD, WITHOUT ME YOU ARE TRASH YOU DAMN MOD! go to hell!
http://www.facebook.com/murtb
Top ten ways to blow up a government facility....*cough*
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10) With Monica Lowinski blow up dolls.
9) With your "Mad hax"
Playing: City of Heroes/ Dark Age of Camelot
Upcoming: EverQuest II
Ok People stop responding to my top 10 list.
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LOL Chronic. Knew you were joking, but maybe not a good idea
. I knew a guy who lost a dad at the pentagon on 9/11. I know we shouldn't take life to seriously all the time, but you still got to be careful 
. Like I said, I knew you were joking. From the other posts to your top 10, they were too.
Someone start up a good top 10. I can't think of one right now.
"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action." Hartley's 1st Law
AO, DAOC, AC, AC II
I looked through this thread and hadn't seen this one yet, but then again I'm going on only a couple of hours of sleep.
Couldn't think of a better one at this moment and time.
TOP 10 REASONS YOU KNOW YOU JUST PICKED A BATTLE WITH TOO HIGH A LEVEL MOB FOR YOUR PARTY, DOH!:
10) You watch all the members of your party's hp go to 0 before you can draw your sword.
"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action." Hartley's 1st Law
TOP 10 REASONS YOU KNOW YOU JUST PICKED A BATTLE WITH TOO HIGH A LEVEL MOB FOR YOUR PARTY, DOH!:
10) You watch all the members of your party's hp go to 0 before you can draw your sword.
9) you hear shouts in the zone before everyone evacuates and you are alone with the mob
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10) You watch all the members of your party's hp go to 0 before you can draw your sword.
9) you hear shouts in the zone before everyone evacuates and you are alone with the mob
8) You hit the mob... then hear OMGF, RUN!!!... then read from the system box: You have been killed by a BIG BAD DRAGON
7) When your party is killing barnyard animals and you hit Giant Scorpion King
Everything written above is purely fictional and any resembelence to real life is just a coinsidence... or maby not
Everything written above is purely fictional and any resemblance to real life is just a coincidence... or maybe not
10) You watch all the members of your party's hp go to 0 before you can draw your sword.
9) you hear shouts in the zone before everyone evacuates and you are alone with the mob
8) You hit the mob... then hear OMGF, RUN!!!... then read from the system box: You have been killed by a BIG BAD DRAGON
7) When your party is killing barnyard animals and you hit Giant Scorpion King
6) LOADING...PLEASE WAIT
AHH! Run away from the monster! He's going to eat us!
Socializer 80% Explorer 73% Achiever 33% Killer 13%
Killer 100% Socializer 40% Explorer 33% Achiever 27%