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  • CactusmanXCactusmanX Member Posts: 2,218

    Wow, now I am even more skeptic, but I will bite.

    Sounds like you have Hypersexual Disorder, ask your doctor.

    Don't you worry little buddy. You're dealing with a man of honor. However, honor requires a higher percentage of profit

  • ElapsedElapsed Member UncommonPosts: 2,329

    Buy a toy.

  • xpyrofuryxxpyrofuryx Member CommonPosts: 1,587
    Originally posted by Zorvan



     

    burn...

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  • xpyrofuryxxpyrofuryx Member CommonPosts: 1,587

    Am I the only one who finds this thread to be a joke? like the OP isnt being serious....

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  • CactusmanXCactusmanX Member Posts: 2,218

    Yeah like I said I am very skeptic that this thread is true, but I answer anyway cause I can, and I feel like it.

    Don't you worry little buddy. You're dealing with a man of honor. However, honor requires a higher percentage of profit

  • wyvexwyvex Member UncommonPosts: 346

    Originally posted by sadeis


    Here is another FYI (wife speaking):  I just want it all the time...morning, noon and night.  We are up there about five times in a week....but I still want more!
    wow. . . your my dream wife.      just kidding.

    but that should be normal. i know a few people who have phases like that every once in a while. and then it goes away.

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  • pyrofreakpyrofreak Member UncommonPosts: 1,481
    Originally posted by sadeis


    Here is another FYI (wife speaking):  I just want it all the time...morning, noon and night.  We are up there about five times in a week....but I still want more!

    It's official, thread is fake.

    Now with 57.3% more flames!

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Damn, first page got owned.

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  • Originally posted by CactusmanX


    Wow, now I am even more skeptic, but I will bite.
    Sounds like you have Hypersexual Disorder, ask your doctor.



    I too have been won over to the skeptical side with that last comment. So, in the spirit of that sentiment....



    Shenanigans!!!!!!!!!

  • pyrofreakpyrofreak Member UncommonPosts: 1,481

    Originally posted by Sawtooth

    Originally posted by CactusmanX


    Wow, now I am even more skeptic, but I will bite.
    Sounds like you have Hypersexual Disorder, ask your doctor.



    I too have been won over to the skeptical side with that last comment. So, in the spirit of that sentiment....



    Shenanigans!!!!!!!!!

    I better go get my broom!

    Now with 57.3% more flames!

  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239

    Originally posted by pyrofreak


     
    Originally posted by Sawtooth

    Originally posted by CactusmanX


    Wow, now I am even more skeptic, but I will bite.
    Sounds like you have Hypersexual Disorder, ask your doctor.



    I too have been won over to the skeptical side with that last comment. So, in the spirit of that sentiment....



    Shenanigans!!!!!!!!!

     

    I better go get my broom!

    I am reinforcing the shenaanigans, and adding that i do not own a broom, but will bring a pitchfork.

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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912

    Originally posted by Vergeltung


     
    Originally posted by pyrofreak


     
    Originally posted by Sawtooth

    Originally posted by CactusmanX


    Wow, now I am even more skeptic, but I will bite.
    Sounds like you have Hypersexual Disorder, ask your doctor.



    I too have been won over to the skeptical side with that last comment. So, in the spirit of that sentiment....



    Shenanigans!!!!!!!!!

     

    I better go get my broom!

     

    I am reinforcing the shenaanigans, and adding that i do not own a broom, but will bring a pitchfork.

    I got the torches.

    *Pauses to light his Marlboro*

    Yep, they work.

  • adamskyadamsky Member Posts: 30

    well, give him a porn to watch , after he finish the game,. it'll help

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  • MotorheadMotorhead Member UncommonPosts: 1,193

    Originally posted by sadeis


    Just as an FYI:  this is his wife who made this post.  No my husband is not gay. 

    Is this you babes?     You found me here, huh?

    I'm sorry !!

    You should do that thing when I was trying to quit smoking ... remember?   While I was playing my game?      I got killed like 6 times ... ?

    Keep trying, and you might ween me off from my game.

     

    And if this isn't my wife, then:      Oops.

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  • XzaroXzaro Member UncommonPosts: 1,719

     

    Originally posted by letum6030


    Zorvan,
         Responses like yours are insensitive and pointless.  She didn't ask where should she go to find someone to cheat on her husband with.  She asked, what should she do to get her husband interested.  There is a very big difference, and you should show some fucking respect.  This is a serious issue, not some loser, teenaged, hormone induced plea for sexual relief.  This is a woman who is pleading for help.  Some people may think she went to the wrong place to ask for help because this is a videogame forum.  I think that she chose an inteligent place to ask for help.  Who knows gamers better than other gamers?  If people would actually answer her with thoughtful and helpful responses, she wouldn't have wasted her time.  As it stands now, only a couple of people have mentioned anything other than dressing sexy or finding someone else. 
    To the OP, you should find other sites too.

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  • adamskyadamsky Member Posts: 30

    Heard of  "Tokyo Hot " Serials ?

    Hot enough to turn him up, I guess 

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  • KrileonKrileon Member Posts: 314

    Originally posted by sadeis


    Here is another FYI (wife speaking):  I just want it all the time...morning, noon and night.  We are up there about five times in a week....but I still want more!

    *IF THIS IS FAKE*

    Need attention? Sad..

    *IF THIS ISN'T FAKE READ BELOW*

    My fiance was the same way.. doing it all the time.. gets boring. I know some of you nerds don't want to hear it, but my god.. if you do it that much you burn out pretty quickly.. now we do it like once a week and its fantastic when we do.. just wish it was more then once a week, but oh well.. it's our own dang fault.. killed our sex drives.

    Anyway, maybe you need to see a doctor.. it is a real disorder... it's an imbalance of hormones.. we didn't find out untill it was to late and I got mad at her for bugging me about doing it all the dang time. Yes I got mad. Why? Because all of my day was sex.. eat.. sleep.. no room for anything else.. I was either doing it or exhausted from doing it.. I'd get no ME time.. maybe he's making up for the loss of ME time perhaps? She didn't even know why she wanted it all the time.. she just knew her body was saying she did.. even though a lot of the time she just wanted to watch some TV or play on the computer.

    I don't know what world some of you live in, but sex 24/7 sucks.. it's not as cool as you think.. this just tells me you've never had any or have had it not very often at all (once a month? if that..)

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  • AthlAthl Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 159

    Ever thought it's you and not him? Need I say more?

    Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity.

  • pyrofreakpyrofreak Member UncommonPosts: 1,481

    Originally posted by Athl


    Ever thought it's you and not him? Need I say more?
    Fatty fat fat fatty with fat rolls on her fat rolls? So many chins that there isn't a word to describe the number? If you turned out the lights and put a paper bag over her head you'd still have to gouge your eyes out?

    Now with 57.3% more flames!

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by pyrofreak


     
    Originally posted by Athl


    Ever thought it's you and not him? Need I say more?
    Fatty fat fat fatty with fat rolls on her fat rolls? So many chins that there isn't a word to describe the number? If you turned out the lights and put a paper bag over her head you'd still have to gouge your eyes out?

     

    Nah, ya just wrap her in the flag, and do her for Ol' Glory.

  • ByromByrom Member Posts: 236
    Originally posted by sadeis


    Ok, so I have cleaned the house.  Bought vidoe games for him and even bought him a computer to play his games.  I just want a few intitmate moments with him?? any help or am I lost to the games??

    Naw now you gotta get another puter and start playing yourself. Try a game you like and also try his game. Just do it together, even tho it may be different games, the idea is activity together. He'l get interested in your game, to some degree, and visa versa. You guys can talk bout your games in free time etc.. The problem comes when the house starts falling apart, and the dishes dont get washed. Then you guys will have a reall problem to solve. Just do it together. And for Gods sake feed the kids, cats, etc. Little hint, check out frozen microwavable foods. Light weight, cordless vacums,. And have over sized trash cans and bins. Oh yeah and laundry, wash and wear all the way. Schedule laundry and such , on days your games, update. Get some elbo pads, having a elbo drained hurts like a bioch. But comes with gamming, often times. Oh and drink lots of water. The decrease of activity can lead to water retention. By drinking more water, and reducing trans fat, you'll expell more water and hopefully avoid, PAD and congestive heart complications. LOOL, gamming is or can be, a hell, all of it's own.

  • IbextoIbexto Member Posts: 277
    Originally posted by sadeis


    Here is another FYI (wife speaking):  I just want it all the time...morning, noon and night.  We are up there about five times in a week....but I still want more!

    LOL, whats your number.   J/K. 

  • AthlAthl Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 159

                                                                 

    Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity.

  • TyrlaisTyrlais Member Posts: 11

    Just do go down on him during a Kara raid. ( I can dream can't I ?)

    but really I don't know getting on his account, honestly that would piss me off if i had some friends on here.Its kind  of a personal question to be asking and embarrassing. But on the other hand, maybe you did this for him to read and get the point. I know how hard it was to get my attention away from WoW for the first year it came out. I lived with 3 roommates who brought allot of girls to the house to party.And quite a few times i've turned some girls down, or even the invite to party or share a bed with other girls.

    later regretting it but still. its an addiction. deleting his account would only equal a divorce.

    honestly if he care's start ignoring him, buy a toy or find something to do. but don't give him the attention. he's not giving you the attention you need. I just hope your not over doing the whole I need you and me time. but if not,

    Give him a taste of his own meds.

    hell go out with some girlfriends. or even just over to there house. if ya got kids take them to there grandparents or aunts or uncles. he will get the message and will start to miss you. I'm sure of it if he cares for you.

  • WantsumBierWantsumBier Member Posts: 1,079
    Originally posted by Tyrlais


    Just do go down on him during a Kara raid. ( I can dream can't I ?)
    but really I don't know getting on his account, honestly that would piss me off if i had some friends on here.Its kind  of a personal question to be asking and embarrassing. But on the other hand, maybe you did this for him to read and get the point. I know how hard it was to get my attention away from WoW for the first year it came out. I lived with 3 roommates who brought allot of girls to the house to party.And quite a few times i've turned some girls down, or even the invite to party or share a bed with other girls.
    later regretting it but still. its an addiction. deleting his account would only equal a divorce.
    honestly if he care's start ignoring him, buy a toy or find something to do. but don't give him the attention. he's not giving you the attention you need. I just hope your not over doing the whole I need you and me time. but if not,
    Give him a taste of his own meds.
    hell go out with some girlfriends. or even just over to there house. if ya got kids take them to there grandparents or aunts or uncles. he will get the message and will start to miss you. I'm sure of it if he cares for you.

    Or he could think... Cool more playtime!!

    I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.

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